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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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Score:
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 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas
 brian greene: fatty smurfet
 Kaviri: I like where this is going.
 wolfpk: Take he to the juicing room.
 Teechur: Mr. Beauregarde is in #233377
 Shay: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS WONKA, YOU'LL PAY!!!!....I got a blueberry for a daughter :(
 dangerkeith3000: That suit looks like it's so fun to be in.
 jazzjunkie: Mmmmmm, blueberry!
 barfolomew: Being female on Halloween: the two options.
 Side Boob: Step right this way, Ms. Beauregarde. The Oompa Loompas will take care of you.
 guccigucci: Well...*zooms* *looks down at own pants* ok ok! RAD!
Image 233376   02-19-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
339
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro She loves ya! :)
 Not A Bot: Hammer don't break them
 dad: I feel you, I bought a super cute floofy dog's bed near my desk at work but my dog keeps snugglingsleeping on my toes
Image 233375   02-19-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
354
 
 Zukero: Now close the lip. There. **CRRRRRUNCH** Perfect.
 VoR: I prefer the suburbs
Image 233374   02-19-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
902
 
 Kaviri: Still got it, baby!
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon It's just an old, creaky mirror. Sometimes it sounds a little like it's sneezing, or coughing, or talking softly.
 Wooden Spoon: Did that mirror just sneeze?
 VeeKay: @Yurishiro It sounds wrong, but it also sounds so right.
 mexican: @trelyate Can you actually do that? Seems like cheating to me.
 VoR: I thumbed up myself right now. I could only see my hand cos the mirror is much higher than the loo. I know I mean well though
 trelyate: when you (+) your own comment
 waxymom: I'm thumbing up myself right now! That may sound wrong...
Image 233373   02-19-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
71
 
 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.
 Kaviri: I bought these to protect my yu-gi-oh card collection.
 Slerzy: Someone has screwed up priorities
 addend: "I need help thiiiiiis much."
 Side Boob: @Sadbot As an American male, I'm calling bullshit
 Whatever: Party favors at the nra and gop meet and greet
 angry: The guns are cool, but it worries me that the Real Dolls look underage
 itskando: Handmaid's centipede
 Sadbot: @Side Boob The American male's
 Side Boob: @Sadbot Who's ideals are we talking about here?
 Sadbot: You may not like it, but the ideal American male is a pathetic sadsack with more money than taste or sense
 Mr. Whiskers: Back right is an MFA in Literature
 Side Boob: If there were no guns in this picture, I still think the house needs raided by the FBI.
Image 233372   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
444
 
 Kaviri: Back door friends.
 Bad Dad: I guess he finally found his drama-free relationship!
Image 233371   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
408
 
 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?
 RiderFan: Ok, but who is this white dude?
 kornisjon: I bet you are, nerd.
 Chinese Buffet: That would be neat, if you could actually message Jesus on your computer. Praying is so uncertain
 Wooden Spoon: Would Jesus like or dislike modern programs like google docs that save themselves?
 Ulillillia: Now I gotta cut loose, footloose
 fanny: except for those three days
 barfolomew: Specifically, 4chan.
 Peach: Jesus logged off for our sins
 Side Boob: Jesus, can I have a sink full of cats?
 Ihminen: hmmm I wonder under what name Jesus is on this site
Image 233370   02-19-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
1031
 
 Dan Tagonistic: I wish my taps did that
 DrNinjaman: Hot and cold running cats? What an age we live in!
 Chile Quornwrap: I'm not turning the water open without full plate armor
 ping: Just because you have CAT5 in your bathroom, there's no need to post online about it.
 Side Boob: This is enough cats.
 when so: proof of continuing WMD research
 Ulillillia: I love cats but that would be so tempting
Image 233369   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
503
 
 bobby: Taking the bus wouldnt be so bad if they made it comfortable and luxurious
 Not A Bot: Blood-donut
 when so: Bus was late. I live here now.
 Ulillillia: Bus stops are my passion.
 Dr Awkward: Occupation: Bus stop curator.
Image 233368   02-19-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
652
 
 jazzjunkie: Many thanks for the assistance, #233332
 VoR: She's crying cos she wants pineapple.
 amputator: @Peter Pantsless hey gz on purpleness!
 Peter Pantsless: "They were out of onion rings."
 sparename: Proposeroni Pizza
 dangerkeith3000: The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. With pizza.
Image 233367   02-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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