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269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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 Kaviri: Still got it, baby!
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon It's just an old, creaky mirror. Sometimes it sounds a little like it's sneezing, or coughing, or talking softly.
 Wooden Spoon: Did that mirror just sneeze?
 VeeKay: @Yurishiro It sounds wrong, but it also sounds so right.
 mexican: @trelyate Can you actually do that? Seems like cheating to me.
 VoR: I thumbed up myself right now. I could only see my hand cos the mirror is much higher than the loo. I know I mean well though
 trelyate: when you (+) your own comment
 waxymom: I'm thumbing up myself right now! That may sound wrong...
Image 233373   02-19-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
71
 
 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.
 Kaviri: I bought these to protect my yu-gi-oh card collection.
 Slerzy: Someone has screwed up priorities
 addend: "I need help thiiiiiis much."
 Side Boob: @Sadbot As an American male, I'm calling bullshit
 Whatever: Party favors at the nra and gop meet and greet
 angry: The guns are cool, but it worries me that the Real Dolls look underage
 itskando: Handmaid's centipede
 Sadbot: @Side Boob The American male's
 Side Boob: @Sadbot Who's ideals are we talking about here?
 Sadbot: You may not like it, but the ideal American male is a pathetic sadsack with more money than taste or sense
 Mr. Whiskers: Back right is an MFA in Literature
 Side Boob: If there were no guns in this picture, I still think the house needs raided by the FBI.
Image 233372   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
444
 
 Kaviri: Back door friends.
 Bad Dad: I guess he finally found his drama-free relationship!
Image 233371   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
408
 
 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?
 RiderFan: Ok, but who is this white dude?
 kornisjon: I bet you are, nerd.
 Chinese Buffet: That would be neat, if you could actually message Jesus on your computer. Praying is so uncertain
 Wooden Spoon: Would Jesus like or dislike modern programs like google docs that save themselves?
 Ulillillia: Now I gotta cut loose, footloose
 fanny: except for those three days
 barfolomew: Specifically, 4chan.
 Peach: Jesus logged off for our sins
 Side Boob: Jesus, can I have a sink full of cats?
 Ihminen: hmmm I wonder under what name Jesus is on this site
Image 233370   02-19-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
1031
 
 Dan Tagonistic: I wish my taps did that
 DrNinjaman: Hot and cold running cats? What an age we live in!
 Chile Quornwrap: I'm not turning the water open without full plate armor
 ping: Just because you have CAT5 in your bathroom, there's no need to post online about it.
 Side Boob: This is enough cats.
 when so: proof of continuing WMD research
 Ulillillia: I love cats but that would be so tempting
Image 233369   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
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 bobby: Taking the bus wouldnt be so bad if they made it comfortable and luxurious
 Not A Bot: Blood-donut
 when so: Bus was late. I live here now.
 Ulillillia: Bus stops are my passion.
 Dr Awkward: Occupation: Bus stop curator.
Image 233368   02-19-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
652
 
 jazzjunkie: Many thanks for the assistance, #233332
 VoR: She's crying cos she wants pineapple.
 amputator: @Peter Pantsless hey gz on purpleness!
 Peter Pantsless: "They were out of onion rings."
 sparename: Proposeroni Pizza
 dangerkeith3000: The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. With pizza.
Image 233367   02-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
943
 
 Wooden Spoon: Young Denny Crane wore tight pants.
 sparename: There he is, Spizz
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 El hefe: Green chicks only
 Ihminen: I kinda want this framed on the wall in my home somewhere
 Side Boob: Nothing I ever do will be as cool as this picture.
Image 233366   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Robespierre: LeipzigThings.com
 mrwiffler: @Defiance I should have said electrical discharges. I've always had difficulty with electrical theory and I thought maybe these images might help me but no, they didn't.
 Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean
 mrwiffler: For a second I thought this might help me understand electrostatic discharges...nope, not at all.
 grizzly: @tib gubb looks like a bunch of different spark gaps. Not sure for exactly what.
 tib gubb: do you have any idea what this means?! if you do, let me know. because i have no clue.
 ping: Technology can be so pretty.
Image 233365   02-19-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
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 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!
 hot hot dog: Love it
 Darmstadtium: I think this would make an acceptable stoner movie
 jazzjunkie: This is too timely
 DrNinjaman: Eh, I'd hit that
 Ulillillia: Nixon went from "Aroo" to "Buckle up, buckaroo"
 Ihminen: Nixon looks like my friend's mom and obama is super pretty
 Dr Awkward: Truman was a total babe.
 dangerkeith3000: George W makes a pretty hot chick. Trump and JFK look the same. Teddy Roosevelt's got that Madonna vibe going.
 jochenau: Baraka Obama, Willa Clinton, Georgia and Georgina Bush, Donna Trump, Rhona Reagan, Jamie Carter, Geraldine Ford, Rikki Nixon, Linda Johnson, Joanna Kennedy, Dot Eisenhower, Harriet Truman, Francesca Roosevelt, Bertha Hoover, Callie Coolidge, Wren Harding, Wudra Wilson, Wilhelmina Taft, and Theodora Roosevelt.
 Greifer: Looks like jfk was a woman
 Greifer: now give hillary a moustache
Image 233364   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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