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268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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Score:
652
 
 jazzjunkie: Many thanks for the assistance, #233332
 VoR: She's crying cos she wants pineapple.
 amputator: @Peter Pantsless hey gz on purpleness!
 Peter Pantsless: "They were out of onion rings."
 sparename: Proposeroni Pizza
 dangerkeith3000: The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. With pizza.
Image 233367   02-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
943
 
 Wooden Spoon: Young Denny Crane wore tight pants.
 sparename: There he is, Spizz
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 El hefe: Green chicks only
 Ihminen: I kinda want this framed on the wall in my home somewhere
 Side Boob: Nothing I ever do will be as cool as this picture.
Image 233366   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
326
 
 Robespierre: LeipzigThings.com
 mrwiffler: @Defiance I should have said electrical discharges. I've always had difficulty with electrical theory and I thought maybe these images might help me but no, they didn't.
 Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean
 mrwiffler: For a second I thought this might help me understand electrostatic discharges...nope, not at all.
 grizzly: @tib gubb looks like a bunch of different spark gaps. Not sure for exactly what.
 tib gubb: do you have any idea what this means?! if you do, let me know. because i have no clue.
 ping: Technology can be so pretty.
Image 233365   02-19-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
700
 
 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!
 hot hot dog: Love it
 Darmstadtium: I think this would make an acceptable stoner movie
 jazzjunkie: This is too timely
 DrNinjaman: Eh, I'd hit that
 Ulillillia: Nixon went from "Aroo" to "Buckle up, buckaroo"
 Ihminen: Nixon looks like my friend's mom and obama is super pretty
 Dr Awkward: Truman was a total babe.
 dangerkeith3000: George W makes a pretty hot chick. Trump and JFK look the same. Teddy Roosevelt's got that Madonna vibe going.
 jochenau: Baraka Obama, Willa Clinton, Georgia and Georgina Bush, Donna Trump, Rhona Reagan, Jamie Carter, Geraldine Ford, Rikki Nixon, Linda Johnson, Joanna Kennedy, Dot Eisenhower, Harriet Truman, Francesca Roosevelt, Bertha Hoover, Callie Coolidge, Wren Harding, Wudra Wilson, Wilhelmina Taft, and Theodora Roosevelt.
 Greifer: Looks like jfk was a woman
 Greifer: now give hillary a moustache
Image 233364   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
277
 
 VoR: Stranger things has taught me to stay away from trees
Image 233363   02-19-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.
 Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.
 cthulhu: @Hokie333 So...$15?
 a robot: That's a big pile of shit.
 Whatever: I call BS
 Lumb Blombus: How can three things be an each?
 Hokie333: 40 pounds of shit in a 40-pound bag
 Peach: "3 for $5 each" makes my head hurt
 Spazstatic: Oh, I think it's the small print in the bottom right saying it's normally 100 each
 tib gubb: it's poop
 Spazstatic: 3/500 what? Also, you can't reduce that fraction.
 when so: 5 dollars?! I might as well make my own!
Image 233362   02-19-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Image 233361 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by barfolomew. You have brought shame on us, barfolomew.
Score:
789
 
 tib gubb: fun fact - a quokka's claws are specially formed to efficiently open cans of Foster's
 Greifer: thats a quakka pose right before they go in for the kill... usually the nag on your left carotid artery till you bleed out... then they enter your body via the mouth and start nesting in your stomach
 Prostata: friendly wombat
Image 233360   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
496
 
 UnknownSample: Luffy!?
 White Rice: @Sage @tib gubb @Spazstatic I appreciate these references to true classics. Also, Jackie smells different.
 Sage: @tib gubb Jackie Chun has hair.
 tib gubb: @Spazstatic nah man, that's Jackie Chun
 Spazstatic: Master Roshi?
 dangerkeith3000: I think about this a lot.
 Amy Housewine: *Tiniest, almost imperceptible nod of approval for his students*
Image 233359   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
548
 
 Peter Pantsless: Don't you just hate it when you go to the zoo and the textures take forever to load?
 Whatever: Denmark flamingos are weird
 Teechur: They should be standing on one leg-o
Image 233358   02-19-18   Uploaded by    windows96
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