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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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2. Robespierre
3. Side Boob
4. DrNinjaman
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. redmonkey3
8. Dr Awkward
9. Spazstatic
10. Mr. Shine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (831 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (823 points)
Mexico uploaded 253394 (808 points)
White Male uploaded 253473 (801 points)
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 6. Laree: 3078 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2435 points
 8. tears as lube: 2180 points
 9. Warrax: 2170 points
10. cannabis: 2037 points
11. Jonananathan: 1897 points
12. phil: 1878 points
13. Micro Jackson: 1760 points
14. mrmrmr: 1686 points
15. dirtstick: 1560 points
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Score:
304
 
 Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.
 Whatever: Is this a Saudi Swat team?
 tib gubb: more like TWAT team
 Beef Supreme: Killing animals is a sign that someone is a sociopath.
 antipatterns: ACAB
 Side Boob: @VoR I can show you a bunch of videos of police in the US shooting dogs with tails wagging. They probably get frustrated from not being able to shoot enough unarmed people.
 VoR: @Side Boob That's not what gets reported in the UK. Usually unarmed dawgs
 Side Boob: @VoR They do, actually.
 VoR: Yeah because police have a problem with shooting dogs.
 MamboNumber6: HA!(hits bad)
Image 233344   02-19-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
305
 
 Whatever: Last photo taken before a giant pac man attack
 matos: I'm sure 'double cherry' is a power-up from some 8-bit game or other!
 VoR: Pop it twice
Image 233343   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
474
 
 Kaviri: Why did God give so many people the ability to hand out its blessings?
 Whatever: Obviously the life of the party
Image 233342   02-19-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
1107
 
 Teechur: High boop!
 Prostata: high-5 bro!
 ignatz: High four!
Image 233341   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
387
 
 Robespierre: Oh, relax.
 addend: (Borrows restroom key...)
 El hefe: Its called a fetish
Image 233340   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
852
 
 Science: Clockwise, starting at the top left: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slannesh
 Kaviri: Here's the story, of a lovely lady
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 @jochenau I believe he is a Honker. "Telly" is red.
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau I think his name might be Tully? I don't know. I haven't watched the show in 30 years.
 jochenau: Elmo, Bert, Grover, and...the green guy?
 a robot: @tib gubb Elmo definitely does
 tib gubb: let's face it. they probably deserve it
 prius: good
Image 233339   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
925
 
 Spazstatic: I'll just leave this here: #209716
 dangerkeith3000: "I'll be Bach"
 addend: @Zukero Or he "Baroque" it. (Gets banned from open-mic night.)
 Zukero: He's deaf because he broke the sound barrier.
 Scoo: He'll save every one of us!
Image 233338   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
704
 
 Mr. Shine: I'm probably guilty of this.
 topcity: You haven't met my mum!
 tib gubb: hard-hitting journalism
 sparename: And even when you interject with points he's overlooked from last time, just to confirm that you already know what's coming, he STILL carries on telling you...
Image 233337   02-19-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
299
 
 Science: Could be a hiatal herna, sweetheart. You should get that checked out.
 Mr. Shine: These candies taste chalky.
 Teechur: *heartburn's
 dangerkeith3000: how cute
Image 233336   02-19-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
289
 
 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Joke's on you, I can't read!
 NoRagrets: Alright....you got me
 Spazstatic: Does it have separate faucets for hot and cold? I'm not sure if that's fancy or weird.
 Shay: Look in your mirror and you'll find the monster we've been looking for.
 tib gubb: god damn it
 dangerkeith3000: this one was kinda creative
 El hefe: Damn it.
 Ignatius: Look at the bad button.
 Teechur: Look at the previous comment.
 Teechur: Look at the next comment.
Image 233335   02-19-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
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