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254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.
 wolfpk: How Australian news companies save money.
 Zukero: Aaand.... Action!
 LurkedMoar: Koala-ty coverage
 ignatz: Eats roots shoots and leaves. Footage is crappy tho..
Image 233242   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
419
 
 Mr. Shine: /Werewolves of London/
 kornisjon: Ay-o
 DrinkMixMan: Make up a fake license plate or leave it blank.
Image 233241   02-18-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
475
 
 sumo: Madam Im Nadam
 Greifer: shoot that buck
 Shay: Switch the "N" and the "Y" around in Sanyo and you have my response.
 Mr. Shine: Rad for Animal Crossing! And marriage!
 Warrax: "...No."
Image 233240   02-18-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
690
 
 Captain Marsupial: Wait, so this a shopped pic where the artist didn't know Dali? Or was Dali talking about Picasso? I'm just glad there are no sliced eyeballs.
 Dr Awkward: @trelyate knob-blow dickasso?
 Peter Pantsless: #147815
 trelyate: Dickasso
 ignatz: At least Dali could actually paint
Image 233239   02-18-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
403
 
 Captain Marsupial: I hope to hell they aren't his seeing eye dogs.
Image 233238   02-18-18   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
101
 
 Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.
 zoe: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?
 Himesama: I really hate this.
 BavidDowie: This only works until you have a kid who can read. I could read at 3.
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward I'm overthinking things again, huh?
 Dr Awkward: The worst part of it is that it invokes the term "Daddy"... BJs and Daddies don't mix. (You can be a dad and get a BJ, but at that moment you are in a different role.
 trelyate: well that would just encourage me to give the baby ipecac
 Mr. Shine: @MasterTwig It's a comedy Twitter account. This is satire.
 MasterTwig: I'm just curious about what Baby Sideburns means.
 FabricMan: Gender stereotypes are harmful for men too. I see that now. I understand.
 kazzy94: I figure most reasonable people do their chores anyhoo...
 Nope: Bulimic = BJ feed back loop
 Knice: This is tiresome as hell. Pull your weight because it's what you should do.
 ignatz: But I hate bungee jumping!
Image 233237   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
346
 
 Korrok: Pumpkinerooski
 Greifer: bff!
Image 233236   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
353
 
 Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.
 Air Biscuit: Be careful your hamd.
 Korrok: Aw yeah...
 charlemagne: doesn't feel very glorious to me
Image 233235   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
202
 
 Nope: @Knice What do devil's hands really look like? Whose to say?
 Demon Universe: Bitchin tat.
 wolfpk: Pull pants down a little further and you find #233232
 Knice: Hands are hard to draw.
Image 233234   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
936
 
 Shay: DAT ASS
Image 233233   02-18-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
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