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268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

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5. ignatz
6. tib gubb
7. Not A Bot
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9. VeeKay
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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wordjones uploaded 268273 (954 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (930 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (871 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (836 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (833 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (802 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (731 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (709 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (708 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (703 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 3713 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3188 points
 4. MrBoffo: 2346 points
 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1642 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. crappypants: 1439 points
15. fisto: 1419 points
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460
 
 Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo
 Teechur: Sink Thoughts, by Jack Pawdy
 Scoo: Peoplegone it, dogs like me!
Image 233181   02-18-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
209
 
 dangerkeith3000: lemonparty.com
 Teechur: Even squatters deserve a Merry Christmas.
 eevee: They left Santa a Dennys Grand Slam
Image 233180   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
587
 
 MasterTwig: Well there's your problem.
 trelyate: this isn't Narnia...
 tib gubb: people are going to new extremes to protect their fuel tanks
 El hefe: Never knew the beltway sniper had a dog
 Nope: Yes hello, car run on bacon now FEED BACON TO CAR DOG!
 a sedated moose: How did this even happen?
Image 233179   02-18-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
592
 
 Air Biscuit: Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
 Robespierre: Hairway to Steven
 sparename: Trumanji
Image 233178   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @fanny Yes, as you said, a good piece of fruitcake is delicious. I've had enough of the other kind by accident to avoid it altogether.
 VeeKay: That kind of preserved fruit will make a surprise reappearance at your post mortem.
 Relp: @fanny They are when they have light bread like this, plus are moist and chewy enough, plus have icing (and not the funny cream-cheese kind! Normal icing!)
 Scoo: Buttmuffins
 karmakat: fruitcakes anyone?
 fanny: I don't know why they get such a bad rap a good piece of fruitcake is delicious
 ping: "We've run out of bread!"/ "Hold my beer, I've got this."
 Nope: Look upon my works and despair
 Ulillillia: Uses for Christmas Cakes
 sparename: King of the Fruitcakes
 Sauce Packets: Erm, Have your cake and feet it..(I'll get my coat)
Image 233177   02-18-18   Uploaded by    god666
Image 233176 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Tiny Butt. We'll pray for you, Tiny Butt.
Score:
310
 
 trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should
 dangerkeith3000: At least it's shaven
 Mr. Lizard: The perfect gift for people in the Tea Party
 Natch: With that authentic sweaty locker-room flavor.
 El hefe: *spoiler alert* tonight on twtfs
 reagan: Inevitable I suppose
Image 233175   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
551
 
 kornisjon: Keep it there.
 kswat: Somebody's fetish. :-/
 twenty4: Good! Get those silly damn yellow basterds!
 charlemagne: ladies and gentlemen, I present you with... the beast
Image 233174   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
232
 
 wolfpk: You have to ask for a straw at my local Sonic. Even then it's only 50/50 if you will get one.
 Robespierre: They pull out all the stops for guests in Oklahoma, I'll tell you hwut.
Image 233173   02-18-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
557
 
 Scoo: Jelly Time
 Shay: Mogwai
Image 233172   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
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