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268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

268526  Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.

268539  Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"



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 Captain Marsupial: It's a regional dialect, from upstate near Albany, steamed hamds @glenalec
 Mr. Shine: Noooo, not my hamd?!
 Zarathustra: Al-hamdu-lillah
 BavidDowie: Gotta hamd it to ya
 ping: Too busy laughing at sign. Lost finger.
 Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.
 9mm: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.
 DarkTeddy: I am fucking hamd.
Image 233104   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
1282
 
 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…
 Peter Pantsless: HOLY SHIT!!! Well, I guess that settles that. Thanks everybody. You guys are the best (but I already knew that)
 ping: @carpwoman It looks cool. I'm guessing, because we're not all using PowerGloves today, that it was not.
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless I'm still kinda amazed that I'm purple.
 Kaviri: @Peter Pantsless Did the gambit pay off?
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless Go for the gusto, Pete - we, or at least I, dig the livin' shit outta your comments - and posts.
 carpwoman: That aged well. Lol.
 catheter: @Peter Pantsless Radded without hesitation
 Amy Housewine: Double strength, D3 damage.
 Air Biscuit: So if i dont have the glove ill turn into chuckie?
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless It's at 425, my dude. I also pledge to + each and every comment you make on any images I see. We'll get you those pants you crave. I mean purple.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks
 Coolguy: @addend ... hamd
 a robot: "It's so bad." (votes rad)
 addend: "Be careful! Your hand!"
Image 233103   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
449
 
 kornisjon: *counts the fingers* /not convinced
 pisspig: What news of the Mother of Dragons!
 Robespierre: Grasping ... no straws detected.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: handy glory hole. i know how this works.
 Air Biscuit: Be careful your hamd.
 addend: Do Disturb.
 WTF: Thing Addams goes on holiday.
Image 233102   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
974
 
 Science: @Air Biscuit: Flooferville
 Air Biscuit: Where does this train stop?
 Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!
 Robespierre: Shine on, Mr.
Image 233101   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
417
 
 a sedated moose: Be careful your foomt.
 BavidDowie: Achilles is very...not what I expected.
 Mexico: This is the weirdest case of athletes' foot I've ever seen.
 Robespierre: Damndest head of a pin I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut.
Image 233100   02-17-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
Score:
567
 
 Demon Universe: Whoa. Groovy sea anemone costume. (Im kind of afraid to leave a comment on this one)
 Kaviri: Sexy as hell
 Mr. Shine: Her lasagna costume looks terrible.
 Porbo Mellus: 'Later clitlords!' fights for your rights
 BavidDowie: You seem like a reasonable political interlocutor.
 chelseachels: I did it! I found it!!
 Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!
 addend: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid."
Image 233099   02-17-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
761
 
 Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.
Image 233098   02-17-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
796
 
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless From my experience it certainly seems so, but that's all I'm comfortable saying.
 trelyate: "what are those two girls doing with that cu- OH GOD!"
 pawsies: @Peter Pantsless site policy, you have to put your pants on first
 tokyopig: *squints* is that a famicom keyboard?
 Bohab: I've been on the gator since before usernames and logins were a thing and I'm still yellow. Upward mobility seems virtually impossible here
 Peter Pantsless: @Robespierre Does that actually matter? Shit, if I had known that, I'd have let them give me the points back
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless You're blue - and I don't understand it either.
 Peter Pantsless: Why won't my images get posted!? WHAT ARE THE RULES!?
 Mr. Butt: Kaiju React to 90s Technology.
 TurkeyVulture: Two lizards one cup.
 Warrax: They can't believe Hollywood is actually making a Rampage movie.
Image 233097   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
374
 
 kornisjon: Jeez, get a belt, dude.
 Demon Universe: Hey, my dud.... Uhhhh... *slowly backs out of room*
 carpwoman: I remember my first beer.
 addend: "This is my favorite photo from college, good memories, ..."
 Robespierre: Artie the Art Seal votes "Art! Art! Art! Art!"
 Teechur: Did he just poop out that fully grown person in the corner?
 Nope: I need an adult!
Image 233096   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
978
 
 Air Biscuit: Hangerhead shark
 Teechur: I love how some people see the world around them!
Image 233095   02-17-18   Uploaded by    sue
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