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268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
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10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
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Score:
454
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Just need a 1-gallon peanut butter and two loaves of bread.
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.
 kensin: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!
 addend: For your next Adobe Reader security hole.
 mexican: Person small.
 Warrax: That's a tiny hand.
 Greifer: Monitor for scale
 El hefe: Nice TPS report
 a robot: It's pretty big. I guess.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Maylasians love sugary sodas and enormous bananas
 Robespierre: @fanny It's Malay - made with orange peel and tons and tons of sugar, enough to make your teeth hurt.
 fanny: I'm intrigued by the Orange DayDay
 Robespierre: Warhol's model for "Peel Slowly and See"
 Not A Bot: Hey J.D. how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
Image 233056   02-17-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
437
 
 Science: Saggitariutt Jefferspin
 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?
 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.
 Teechur: Let's just hope it's not twins.
 Warrax: I believe that list is actually from an old baseball videogame made in Japan. So it was Japanese people trying to make up what they thought were American-sounding names.
 Springbok: Crap Bag
 Sadbot: A.A. Ron Balackay
 barfolomew: My guess is Tim & Eric. Timan Eric.
 Side Boob: @a robot yes, but I spelled it correctly :P
 a robot: @Side Boob I think you mean "Throatwobbler Mangrove."
 a robot: @Coolguy It's tinyurl.com/… combined with tinyurl.com/…. Aaaaaand I've been on the internets too long
 Side Boob: Raymond Luxury Yacht
 sparename: Tesk O'Metro
 Mexico: Fauntleroy Womblysmugget
 Mr. Whiskers: Drabble Thundersnake
 WTF: Gristle McThornbody
 Coolguy: What the hell?
 Robespierre: Well, good a name as any since you have no idea who the dad is.
Image 233055   02-17-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
1090
 
 Teechur: @Felicity Give him a break. He just lost his son, for goodness' sake!
 youshall: You also replaced an em-dash with a hyphen
 WTF: @sparename Oh no!
 tib gubb: that sounds like something he'd say
 sparename: I don't think that I can take it, 'Cos it took so long to make it, And I'll never have that recipe again...
 Robespierre: I told you to use acrylics rather than tempera, Shiggy ... you dolt.
 Social Vegan: Son of cardboard. Melting outside in the rain. He ded.
Image 233054   02-17-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
372
 
 Teechur: @Teechur vvv That's not a Wood Duck.
 Teechur: How much wood would a Wood Duck duck if a Wood Duck could duck wood?
 zrj235: the picture loaded incompletely and all i saw was the sandals and the chihuahua so i must apologize, yes, that is certainly a duck. i think.
 Gentleman: @zrj235 Pardon me, but I don't give a duck!
 Robespierre: Out for a droll stroll, I see
 Robespierre: HipsterThings.com
 zrj235: thats not a duck
 kittylitter: If you don't know how to doit - I'll show you how to walk theee duuck!
 elahabdh: Just-a walkin the duuck
 runny999: Walking the duck
Image 233053   02-17-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
561
 
 Ihminen: more like sickers
 Air Biscuit: Now deep fry it.
 Teechur: I almost threw up when I saw this. Then I remember how much work it was to make the pineapple/banana/mustard/horseradish/mushroom/tuna smoothie I had earlier.
 Not A Bot: It's the delivery the city deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
 zrj235: I. AM. PICKLE. CLICK.
 Ulillillia: Pickle Dick
 Robespierre: This clickbait is weird.
 zrj235: @trelyate god i love being me
 trelyate: @zrj235 damn you beat me by seconds
 trelyate: I'm Pickle Snick!!!!
Image 233052   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
350
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I have discovered a way to avoid eating literally every menu item without any knowledge of most of the menu.
 zrj235: @Ulillillia thank you. i try.
 Ulillillia: @zrj235 In bizarre comment history, I think you have @Not A Bot beat
 zrj235: wait, since when is @Not A Bot allowed to upload images and I'm not?
 zrj235: @Ulillillia yeah, i wasn't sure i had seen this thing before, i was mostly guessing.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Yup. Home of cheese and corn ice cream, too.
 Ulillillia: @zrj235 Philippines*
 Robespierre: There's no fast food quite like Filipino fast food, I'll tell you hwut.
 zrj235: @Mr. Whiskers only double down on a 10 or an ace. or a hotdog.
 Mr. Whiskers: You cant share a double-down - they have security cameras by the guac tac station
 zrj235: just america things
 dobbiesdoogs: fuck you, heart
Image 233051   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
386
 
 zrj235: i doubt it
 Nope: Mom said only the pills stop the screaming
Image 233050   02-17-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
614
 
 savvoy: One of things things is not like the others
 El hefe: The Scottish did it first Norway
 sparename: It's too, too, cold for this
 Warrax: No more I love yous.
 Robespierre: Shuffling Off to Buffalo ... in February, no less
 zrj235: let it go
 fanny: Frozen 2 looks pretty awesome
Image 233049   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
583
 
 Annoying Vegan : Moisturize me
 Robespierre: Oh; hey, Mrs. Fresnel, you startled me. How ya dooin?
 zrj235: oh hi! i didn't hear you come in. this is my face.
 fanny: Grandma! what big EVERYTHING you have!
Image 233048   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Image 233047 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by professional. We'll pray for you, professional.
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