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254124  Laree: Looks like Hulk's crashed! Maybe because he's trashed, or he just smashed.

254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
454
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Just need a 1-gallon peanut butter and two loaves of bread.
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.
 kensin: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!
 addend: For your next Adobe Reader security hole.
 mexican: Person small.
 Warrax: That's a tiny hand.
 Greifer: Monitor for scale
 El hefe: Nice TPS report
 a robot: It's pretty big. I guess.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Maylasians love sugary sodas and enormous bananas
 Robespierre: @fanny It's Malay - made with orange peel and tons and tons of sugar, enough to make your teeth hurt.
 fanny: I'm intrigued by the Orange DayDay
 Robespierre: Warhol's model for "Peel Slowly and See"
 Not A Bot: Hey J.D. how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
Image 233056   02-17-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
437
 
 Science: Saggitariutt Jefferspin
 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?
 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.
 Teechur: Let's just hope it's not twins.
 Warrax: I believe that list is actually from an old baseball videogame made in Japan. So it was Japanese people trying to make up what they thought were American-sounding names.
 Springbok: Crap Bag
 Sadbot: A.A. Ron Balackay
 barfolomew: My guess is Tim & Eric. Timan Eric.
 Side Boob: @a robot yes, but I spelled it correctly :P
 a robot: @Side Boob I think you mean "Throatwobbler Mangrove."
 a robot: @Coolguy It's tinyurl.com/… combined with tinyurl.com/…. Aaaaaand I've been on the internets too long
 Side Boob: Raymond Luxury Yacht
 sparename: Tesk O'Metro
 Mexico: Fauntleroy Womblysmugget
 Mr. Whiskers: Drabble Thundersnake
 WTF: Gristle McThornbody
 Coolguy: What the hell?
 Robespierre: Well, good a name as any since you have no idea who the dad is.
Image 233055   02-17-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
1090
 
 Teechur: @Felicity Give him a break. He just lost his son, for goodness' sake!
 youshall: You also replaced an em-dash with a hyphen
 WTF: @sparename Oh no!
 tib gubb: that sounds like something he'd say
 sparename: I don't think that I can take it, 'Cos it took so long to make it, And I'll never have that recipe again...
 Robespierre: I told you to use acrylics rather than tempera, Shiggy ... you dolt.
 Social Vegan: Son of cardboard. Melting outside in the rain. He ded.
Image 233054   02-17-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
372
 
 Teechur: @Teechur vvv That's not a Wood Duck.
 Teechur: How much wood would a Wood Duck duck if a Wood Duck could duck wood?
 zrj235: the picture loaded incompletely and all i saw was the sandals and the chihuahua so i must apologize, yes, that is certainly a duck. i think.
 Gentleman: @zrj235 Pardon me, but I don't give a duck!
 Robespierre: Out for a droll stroll, I see
 Robespierre: HipsterThings.com
 zrj235: thats not a duck
 kittylitter: If you don't know how to doit - I'll show you how to walk theee duuck!
 elahabdh: Just-a walkin the duuck
 runny999: Walking the duck
Image 233053   02-17-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
561
 
 Ihminen: more like sickers
 Air Biscuit: Now deep fry it.
 Teechur: I almost threw up when I saw this. Then I remember how much work it was to make the pineapple/banana/mustard/horseradish/mushroom/tuna smoothie I had earlier.
 Not A Bot: It's the delivery the city deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
 zrj235: I. AM. PICKLE. CLICK.
 Ulillillia: Pickle Dick
 Robespierre: This clickbait is weird.
 zrj235: @trelyate god i love being me
 trelyate: @zrj235 damn you beat me by seconds
 trelyate: I'm Pickle Snick!!!!
Image 233052   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
350
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I have discovered a way to avoid eating literally every menu item without any knowledge of most of the menu.
 zrj235: @Ulillillia thank you. i try.
 Ulillillia: @zrj235 In bizarre comment history, I think you have @Not A Bot beat
 zrj235: wait, since when is @Not A Bot allowed to upload images and I'm not?
 zrj235: @Ulillillia yeah, i wasn't sure i had seen this thing before, i was mostly guessing.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Yup. Home of cheese and corn ice cream, too.
 Ulillillia: @zrj235 Philippines*
 Robespierre: There's no fast food quite like Filipino fast food, I'll tell you hwut.
 zrj235: @Mr. Whiskers only double down on a 10 or an ace. or a hotdog.
 Mr. Whiskers: You cant share a double-down - they have security cameras by the guac tac station
 zrj235: just america things
 dobbiesdoogs: fuck you, heart
Image 233051   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
386
 
 zrj235: i doubt it
 Nope: Mom said only the pills stop the screaming
Image 233050   02-17-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
614
 
 savvoy: One of things things is not like the others
 El hefe: The Scottish did it first Norway
 sparename: It's too, too, cold for this
 Warrax: No more I love yous.
 Robespierre: Shuffling Off to Buffalo ... in February, no less
 zrj235: let it go
 fanny: Frozen 2 looks pretty awesome
Image 233049   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
583
 
 Annoying Vegan : Moisturize me
 Robespierre: Oh; hey, Mrs. Fresnel, you startled me. How ya dooin?
 zrj235: oh hi! i didn't hear you come in. this is my face.
 fanny: Grandma! what big EVERYTHING you have!
Image 233048   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Image 233047 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by professional. You have brought shame on us, professional.
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