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268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

268526  Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.

268539  Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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Score:
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 pusha p: Looks handy!
 zrj235: we're all just gonna pretend this makes sense and move on.
Image 233029   02-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
327
 
 XLY: everyday lol price
 zrj235: @WotGives well it's better than that dude who cut his nose off on purpose...
 WotGives: Nah, i'm pretdy okay with this
 zrj235: this is somehow worse than putting text on a picture.
Image 233028   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
501
 
 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.
 well duh: Oh yeah, those kitties are cute too; what's up with them?
 well duh: This is fantastic! I've got my cabinets, tile and appliances all picked out. Can you get started before I choose countertops?
 tib gubb: it's not that i'm disappointed, it's just not what i expected
 zrj235: i hope they all went to good homes and are ok.
 Ulillillia: Meanwhile, on Melmac
 VoR: ...that'll be fifty.
 ping: Dammit. Now *I* can't spell kitten.
 Nope: The rural voter everyone
 Not A Bot: art is annoying
 sparename: Hey, I could do with a spare chicken
Image 233027   02-17-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
251
 
 zrj235: @Annoying Vegan "my Word! How rude!"
 Annoying Vegan : @zrj235 *Throws pocketwatch, wipes tears from faux handlebar mustache, rides away on penny-farthing*
 zrj235: steampunk was never cool.
Image 233026   02-17-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
604
 
 Flarmie: @zrj235 I knew there would be something terrible if I scrolled down. I still scrolled down.
 zrj235: @ping in all fairness, i did warn you. lightning is hotter than the sun and even that can't burn away memories.
 ping: @zrj235 I scrolled down. I can't unsee that.
 wolfpk: Black Lightning's back!
 zrj235: ok see now this is the kind of picture that i radvote. don't scroll down.
Image 233025   02-17-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
657
 
 raditzu: this is fukken disturbing
 Eleftheros: @zrj235 everybody hears those all the time don't they?
 Shay: "POLITICS! POLITICS! POLITICS! POLITICS!" - History of the World, Part I
 zrj235: and we're over 200 at this point. am i the only one who can hear a dozen tiny trump voices all yelling discordant blasphemies in multiple languages no human has ever spoken?
 zrj235: @wolfpk i badvoted but i'm still saving it.
 Robespierre: In this particular instance, no vacancy = total vacancy
 wolfpk: Stop Radding this thing. It is creeping the hell out of me!!!
 zrj235: oh good. that's exactly what my eye holes needed to see right now. thanks. thanks for that, internet.
 Ulillillia: Absolutely no
Image 233024   02-17-18   Uploaded by    happier
Image 233023 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Oh Don Piano. Boo, Oh Don Piano.
Score:
405
 
 soccer: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).
 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there
 copunter: hashtag justgangesthings
 Aufziehvogel: Still more attractive than the Trump-Bannon-face
 zrj235: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOKETY DOO, I'VE GOT A SHITTY STORY FOR YOU.
 zrj235: @Warrax ok that made me laugh due to unexpected direction. well played. shit jokes are too easy.
 Shay: He got the idea from Willy Wonka this would be the fast track to the marshmallow room.
 Warrax: "I have all the caramel. Victory at last."
 El hefe: Now.... This is fine.
 funny in the wall: it's thursday, my dudes
 ping: Took me a while to get the perspective. Initially I thought he was climbing through a shiny rock wall.
 sparename: And he doesn't have a paddle
 Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder
 zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.
 grid: Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
Image 233022   02-17-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
269
 
 grizzly: @carpwoman ;D
 mrdiron: This guy fucks
 carpwoman: @grizzly - OMG I laughed so hard I spit all over my laptop.
 zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.
 Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.
 grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.
Image 233021   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
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 Mr. Whiskers: O Beau
 carpwoman: Bassoon players are weird anyway.
 zrj235: ok well yall can be haters ima get my doves and my bassoon and my pegasus and i will see you assholes on the flip side. peace OUT.
 Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times
 sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?
Image 233020   02-17-18   Uploaded by    chemical
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