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253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

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253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P



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Score:
471
 
 White Rice: @Side Boob thats 60% more bullet!
 Robespierre: Clash Of The Titans
 Shay: *BULLET COCKBLOCK*
 Side Boob: This wouldn't happen if we used the whole bullet like Cave Johnson wanted.
 Dr Awkward: This is what homophobes actually think
Image 232808   02-16-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
926
 
 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."
 Fiasco: @Scoo @a robot The song from the Pringles ad?
 Prostata: @trelyate I think it just became mine
 trelyate: this is someone's fetish
 Dresdenkeogh: This icecream licks back... Idk if I'd want to lick my own face in miniature.
 dangerkeith3000: weird
 funny in the wall: @Scoo don't let the walls cave in on you
 Scoo: @a robot Thank you so much for getting the Basement Jaxx stuck in my head for the rest of the day!
 carpwoman: That was funny. This isn't.
 carpwoman: There was a cartoon years ago, guy gets an ice cream cone and the ice cream looks hairy. He tastes it, says "This isn't vanilla." Guy behind the counter says "Vanilla?! I thought you said 'gorilla!"
 a robot: Where's your head at?
Image 232807   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
325
 
 gorilla: Is this that guy that makes those movies where the computer-animated furry eats him, digests him, and poos him out?
 Shay: "Hello, Animal Control? Yeah there's this big fuckin' blue deer or something in my backyard. You might want to bring the gun. Oh, also there's another animal with it wearing a yellow shirt that yelps 'Krystal'. Yeah, you can put it down too as needed."
 Skaalar: Well, whatever makes you happier.
Image 232806   02-16-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
226
 
 Ulillillia: @apoxia @Nope
 apoxia: This is going to be a new aggro meme isn't it?
 Dresdenkeogh: Hey la, hey la, my dat bois back.
 Skaalar: Because the cool kids beat up anybody on a unicycle.
Image 232805   02-16-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
562
 
 Robespierre: "Stag In Velvet" - I love this artist's work.
 a robot: Those deers are ready for some apples #232037
Image 232804   02-16-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
323
 
 Ulillillia: Once you start clawing you can't slow down
 Robespierre: Thundercat Ritchie's been making the rounds lately.
 a sedated moose: @ping Thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Helloooooooo...
 ping: [tries to think louder] *head explodes*
 a sedated moose: @ping is it brie you're looking for?
 ping: @SpaceCow That's not what I was thinking. *thinks louder*
 SpaceCow: Lion-o, is it me you're looking for?
 ping: Well, I'm not going to say it. But I'm thinking it pretty loudly.
Image 232803   02-16-18   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
68
 
 deeeeeeeez: Well...thats a folded flag which means both people in this photo are pieces of shit.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, down in Trump County the worship of craven corporate idols continues apace...
 Pop That Ponzi: @a robot I don't even get it
 a robot: This seems in poor taste
Image 232802   02-16-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
938
 
 Bluetocracy: That's why I say, 'hey man, nice shot.'
 Dresdenkeogh: @Yurishiro oooooooooooooooo hall of fame.
 Side Boob: Who would win, Lenin or Prince? Also, who likes pancakes more?
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Ow. OW. OW!!!
 buffalo: nothing but nyet
Image 232801   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
1306
 
 Ulillillia: @ping ;)
 Bluetocracy: I love this. You've gone totally Aggro
 ping: @Mr. Shine :)
 Mr. Shine: @ping *HER
 Robespierre: In Space No One Can Hear You Meme
 rubix1924: Here come dat mascot!
Image 232800   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
397
 
 apoxia: "I see you're writing a letter, can I fuck that up for you?
 Himesama: I see Cappy!
 Robespierre: Moon Eyes
Image 232799   02-16-18   Uploaded by    edvard
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