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238216  tib gubb: dad 2.0

238294  Dr Awkward: You shall rue this day.

238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

238300  tib gubb: classic. stupid, but no real danger... until somebody puts their dick on it...

238292  dangerkeith3000: My prospects of getting a Russian wife are looking better!

238302  tib gubb: there's a trick to this that i learned from monopoly - always round down, then the error is in your favor.

238293  dangerkeith3000: Those wacky Nazis!

238296  dangerkeith3000: Why he make you sit in the back?

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238171 glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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 jazzjunkie: @Mr. Shine Excellent reference :-D
 mexican: Where is this at? It looks amazing.
 Christina: Wanna climb this up.
 XLY: get all the groceries in one trip, level: Hardcore
 Mr. Shine: *trips* Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Mm! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
 Yurishiro: Whoops, forgot phone in the car. Oh well. *jumps out of the window*
 Robespierre: This pluton pleases me
 PenguinBartender: Yeah, Lemmings was a cool game.
 Zukero: Kinky laces or suture stitch?
 Mad Collager: Must See! Gorgeous Views! Sea Breezes! (20-floor walk-up)
 ignatz: Uh, nope sorry, I didn't order any pizza..
Image 232782   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 a robot: I think whales are great and I want them all to have long and happy whale lives. That being said, they are goddamn terrifying and I don't want to ever be near them
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - S'okay; the spaceship will protect you, shhh... (also - i get it: image made me turn on a light)
 Yurishiro: This is one of my most pure and ancient nightmares, to be in the middle of a sea and see the huge shape of a colossal squid or something under you. *shivers*
 Skaalar: No. No. No, no, no.
 Zukero: Whale, I'm fucked.
Image 232781   02-16-18   Uploaded by    twitter
 skillet: Looks like SOMEBODY'S got a case of the Mondays...
 Science: Thanks Ron.
Image 232780   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 dangerkeith3000: DEEPTHROAT
 Yurishiro: @ping here come dat smoking boi
 Mr. Shine: @ping *squints* Jared Fogle?
 Greifer: Party mullen jr or adam clayton?
 Mr. Whiskers: Doesnt even look lit, ya poser!
Image 232779   02-16-18   Uploaded by    nathan
 glenalec: Next stop - all the arseholes harassing the driver.
 apoxia: I once stepped out of the car and my leg kept going down and down to my thigh. I had expertly and unknowingly put my leg right down a drainage grate where one piece of the grate was missing.
 karmakat: one...two...threEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Not A Bot: Check your voice mail.
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro damn, it was 'wrong lever' not 'the other lever'
 Robespierre: Turn on, tune in, drop...
 Mad Collager: @grizzly Oh, and when you come back up, tell us if you see your shadow.
 grizzly: Watch out for that first step! It's a doozie!
 Mr. Whiskers: Mind the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
 zrj235: looks like a fine place to take a shit.
 when so: Next stop: Hell
 Yurishiro: THE OTHER LEVER!
Image 232778   02-16-18   Uploaded by    space
 LKoroton: Windows during an eathquake?
 ping: New Starbucks logo too abstract.
 zrj235: *ghost in the shell intro music plays*
Image 232777   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Image 232776 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by why the long face. Boo, why the long face.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Goodbye, @zrj235. (Your comment here has been deleted, because we don't harrass women on Aggro-Gator.)
 Prostata: this is the most awesomest Halloween costume EVAR!
 redmonkey3: Cute image, but i still think open carry is a Bad idea (live is state where it is law and many practice it... shiver)
 Robespierre: Bear in mind, please, that The Rug Doctor Is Steamin' Mad at Dirt(c)
 Mad Collager: Despite the gun, she's into politically correct alligator shoes.
 Aspirin: Only the Rug Doctor can save you now.
 NoRagrets: This is actually pretty accurate considering how well I play tomb raider games....
 FabricMan: Laura Croft: Rollback Raider
Image 232775   02-16-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
 addend: Turdis.
 Dresdenkeogh: I regret crawling up my employee's ass as much as I did. I have learned my lesson officer.
 a robot: "This elevator only goes to the basement! And somebody made an awful mess down there."
 Teechur: I didn't know phone booths have basements!
 Prostata: "Oh, hello officer... what's up?"
 White Rice: Still a toss up between -what did you eat?!? And -Shitters full!
 Scoo: It must smell great in there
 Robespierre: "Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in, and obviously my condition was shit"
 Skaalar: Man, he must be having a really bad day.
 Skaalar: Man, he must be having a really bad day.
 WTF: She drew the short straw and has to pull him out.
 zrj235: i've been here for seven years, i know my squatter's rights
 when so: Actually, we're witnessing an eviction
 Aufziehvogel: Oh, shit.
 WTF: Ewww... Just Ewww.
Image 232774   02-16-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 SpaceCow: The sceptical husky.
 Mad Collager: Bill Murray, reincarnated as a Husky.
 zrj235: i feel like he has some serious wisdom to drop
 barfolomew: You gotta be shitting me.
 FabricMan: Looking at #232774
 GoGo Robotto: So much expression in his face!
 a sedated moose: Srsly?
Image 232773   02-16-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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