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268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

268131  ignatz: When are they going to get around to doing the 'other thing'?

268150  Amy Housewine: It actually speaks fluent English and has a voice like Barry White.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

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267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

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Score:
542
 
 SpaceCow: It's better than bad, it's good!
 NoRagrets: Will last longer than most road patches too
 bug: Sometimes life *doesn't* find a way...
 BavidDowie: I appreciate this post
Image 232719   02-15-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
679
 
 Side Boob: Suddenly, he just became dog tired
Image 232718   02-15-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
425
 
 Skaalar: ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!
 Kaviri: Shit
 Kaviri: Decor? No, I had it roght the first time.
 Kaviri: I'm more terrified of the dcor.
 DrNinjaman: Ha Ha, Elmo into frottage, He, He!
 Nope: ELMO LOVE MEANINGLESS SEX
 Beeble: This is the beginning scene of a horror movie, right?
 breadtoaster: @Peter Pantsless - Muppets have needs too.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay, that's the last time I put a personal on craigslist
Image 232717   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
642
 
 caitelyn: @Sadbot - Neiggggggggghhhhh.
 Side Boob: Did your girlfriend work on the Death Star?
 Sadbot: Bojack...Todd never told you what happened to your father...I am your father!
Image 232716   02-15-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
350
 
 Robespierre: Death In June
 Mr. Shine: "So, this is my tattoo, but it's not finished yet . . . ."
 jochenau: DONT DOOT ON ME
Image 232715   02-15-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
239
 
 sparename: Got any Eminemones?
 eurotrash: @Mr. Shine its a joke
 Mr. Shine: "AZIZ, LIGHT!!!"
Image 232714   02-15-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
151
 
 god666: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!
 Nope: @glenalec And you moved?
 zrj235: it depends on the urgency and texture tbh.
 Aufziehvogel: Comme ci comme ca
 Porbo Mellus: @Nope - I lived in a place where that was exactly the case for a few years!
 Nope: I have a toilet installed in my shower stall.. Wtf is this amateur bullshit
 tib gubb: don't poop in the shower. wtf.
 jochenau: dafuq is wrong with you
 Coolguy: Def poop before showing. Pooping after showering feels gross
 Sadbot: Neither, I'm all tubgirl.jpg
 Peter Pantsless: Get a garbage disposal put in
 Soviette: I'd get out of the shower, poop in the toilet, then get back in. Or even poop before getting into the shower! Amazing, I know!
Image 232713   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
532
 
 Terrh: You've Got Crabs!
 Spazstatic: Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
Image 232712   02-15-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
996
 
 ping: I can't tell who is who any more.
 Spazstatic: @zrj235 It's really the chin that gets me...
 Spazstatic: The left definitely looks Sir Patrick Stewart, except the hair.... It's the chin that throws me off.
 zrj235: @Spazstatic @Dr Awkward I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said something.
 Spazstatic: @Coolguy I honestly can't tell if it was a face swap or a hair swap
 Coolguy: Wait did they switch hair?
 Dr Awkward: [Slams RAD button]
 Dr Awkward: No no no no. I love these men, but this is giving me a fright.
Image 232711   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
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 RiderFan: Boogie has lost quite a bit of weight recently.
 teletub: @Felicity Didn't you know?? Adipositas is a conspiracy of Jewish-Communist Reptiloids to extinguish the supreme white race. And also, if gravity WOULD exist, then why don't fat people just break through the crust into the hollow earth?
 Mr. Shine: Is that Boogie? That looks like Boogie.
 Rhombo Dimple: Are those chemtrails outside?
 zrj235: *ALSO FART SMELL*
 zrj235: *FART SOUND*
 tib gubb: hold on, tweeting about the immigrant problem
 Spazstatic: @ASIMO oh, it's your plan to fatten up humanity so you can take us over? Well, as long as you still feed us and we don't have to work I'm ok with it...
 Spazstatic: @ASIMO could you make me something that isn't horrible for us?
 Himesama: @Robot could you pass the diet Pepsi?
 Sadbot: @FabricMan it's all good, I know I have an untrustworthy face. Ain't nothing wrong with independent verification, either
 FabricMan: @Sadbot Why, why, why didn't I just take your word for it?
 Dr Awkward: [Cholesterol-laden tear runs down big fat cheek ] "MAGA"
 Sadbot: Behold, the only example of a DDees joint that isn't anti-Semitic
Image 232710   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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