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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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Score:
527
 
 Skaalar: Get crunk Grammie!
 VeeKay: Cyrillic script = stereotypical bullshit achieved.
 Mad Collager: At this point, it's customary to sample the batter.
 KnifeySpooney: GGG (grannys gone wild)
 Amy Housewine: chug chug chug
Image 232649   02-15-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
432
 
 Mad Collager: Loaner vehicle when the magic carpet is in the shop.
 Mr. Shine: Interesting wardriving method.
 Dr Awkward: Something something Movie Trailer.
Image 232648   02-15-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
660
 
 BavidDowie: I bet it smells great in there.
 VeeKay: Just remember kids, someone had to physically handle that fermented food delight.
 dangerkeith3000: The best thing you can do with sauerkraut
 Mad Collager: The hot dog is a nice touch.
 flushpuppy: ACHTUNG
 Aufziehvogel: The most german thing I've ever seen
 skillet: We'll call him Reuben!
 Morpen Lungus: Neat! Disgusting, too but.. neat.
Image 232647   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
434
 
 VeeKay: Edinburgh? Koln? Paris? We will never know.
 Aufziehvogel: Ah, this particular scene from Blade Runner
Image 232646   02-15-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
355
 
 marxist: Girl, I'm just a Jeepster for your lo-o-o-ove...
Image 232645   02-15-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
242
 
 Mr Bleak: Nudity detected. Instructions unclear: charger stuck in dick.
 Skaalar: I see... a man. A man from... Manistan.
 redmonkey3: Needs phone number
 ThoughtlessGentleman: glory hole pics on the way!!
 Aufziehvogel: Can only read this from two of four directio s
 wolfpk: It asks for pictures of grannies
 tib gubb: i will not.
 Scoo: Well there's a woody right below
 hot hot dog: @Micro Jackson That big empty stadium in San Diego; now that's a Charger hole.
 Micro Jackson: What a fuckin charger hole
 VoR: I see jack
Image 232644   02-15-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
604
 
 Jotun: Woody looks Plasticky
 VeeKay: How is Barry from The Goldbergs hanging with Woody? IS HE A TIME TRAVELLER?
 FabricMan: Hello darkness my old friend...
 jackthesmack: D:
 Shay: ELMO WILL REMEMBER THAT
 Micro Jackson: Somebody just gave me a Woody, and it wasn't Elmo
 dangerkeith3000: For the love of all that is holy PLEASE TICKLE HIM! LOOK AT THE POOR GUY!
 flowers: Poor Elmo, if that's what it's supposed to be - he's been separated at mirth from these two.
Image 232643   02-15-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
402
 
 Zukero: FOR SCIENCE!
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: Chicago pizza is fine, if that's what you're expecting. Most pizza is good, as a matter of fact. But you have to be in the correct mindset for that particular pizza.
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I just had my second ever Chicago style pizza to see if it was as bad as I remembered... it was.
 grizzly: @a robot @grizzly nope.
 grizzly: @a robot let's find out!
 a robot: Well, can they??
 grizzly: This is someone's master's dissertation.
 mexican: What a waste of pizza.
 Micro Jackson: So jump already and let me know how it turns out
 dangerkeith3000: Chicago style pizza is so gross.
Image 232642   02-15-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
619
 
 Skaalar: IM THE BEST AT WHAT I DO.
 redmonkey3: NOW WE FEAST!
 Wooden Spoon: And that is why I have never intentionally killed a spider. I hope every one of those flies is the biting kind.
 VoR: You got. Caught in. My web. And now. You're here. For me.
 Micro Jackson: Come work for me
 Apple IIe: Two words: Indiana, Summertime.
 Warrax: The three most important things in real estate are location, location, and location.
 Side Boob: Spider doing his job and doing it well
 sparename: "Go away, baitin'!"
Image 232641   02-15-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
626
 
 redmonkey3: @Aufziehvogel - all commutes are bad... hang in there (ooops)
 kayjay: That looks like the Batcave entrance
 Aufziehvogel: What I'm telling myself every morning
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. A conundrum.
 saluted: Don't put a damper on my drive, squire.
 Warrax: Why not both?
 Mr. Butt: You're not my mother, I'll do what I want.
Image 232640   02-15-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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