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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?



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Score:
814
 
 runny999: That is one shitty car. He should have gone to jail for building the car, not the drugs thing.
 itskando: Doors should be open.
 Micro Jackson: Honey, I shrank the Future Part III
 elahabdh: My ant is jealous.
 whcvgre78: Well. I am intrigued. (Clicks RAD, does no further investigation).
Image 232639   02-15-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
508
 
 Ihminen: seen this on the internet a million times but always gives me a chuckle
 Shay: Fun for the whole family!!!
 dangerkeith3000: There's no shrinkage here, Jerry! No shrinkage!
 kornisjon: Jaunty!
 Peter Pantsless: Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Image 232638   02-15-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
183
 
 Mr Bleak: Do I want to know what those white streaks on the mirror are? Nope? Didn't think I did...
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Yep.
 Handyman: @funny in the wall @dangerkeith3000 Is that why they call it a dad bod?
 tib gubb: suck in that gut!
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall Oh! Well that one got by me :P
 Micro Jackson: One thing kinda led to another
 funny in the wall: I can relate to that. However I had assumed that the joke was that the right one is the after picture. @Side Boob
 dangerkeith3000: What if the 'before' pic is the first one?
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall Wanting to live to see his daughter grow up.
 Science: Poor little girl lost all her hair when she grew up
 funny in the wall: i wonder what his sneaky trick is
Image 232637   02-15-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
413
 
 Mafallin: This graph is confusing
 Fullhouse: @Felicity Mistral
 pirate: I like the font of the word Chiller
 Micro Jackson: Put enough vodka in it and what the hell anyways
 Dorb: this is what happens when the choclate ice cream melts in a root beer float
 Science: Holy hell, this just triggered a memory of fudge soda when I was a kid.
Image 232636   02-15-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
552
 
 Wooden Spoon: New 2018 police cruiser?
 drhilljack: Porking lot
 wolfpk: Anyone want to bet me this is in Japan?
 Ihminen: "yea mom no need to borrow your car I'll just take the bus ...or walk"
 Dr Awkward: "Oh shit, the pigs are following us"
 dangerkeith3000: This is somebody's fetish.
 androbot: Oh, and 'Road Hog'
 Stom Premben: The toy on the dash is a little redundant..
Image 232635   02-15-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
365
 
 Science: @grizzly: Never mind the power consumed...
 Chest Rockwell: You made the right choice.
 PenguinBartender: Cool kid bro.
 grizzly: @Science they all cost more than the Bitcoin mined.
 Ulillillia: Uses for video cards after Bitcoins crash
 Science: This guy is why video cards are so expensive now.
 Not A Bot: Appealing to millennials to generate sales is getting a little sad.
 dangerkeith3000: Well she DID say she wanted more fans in her room.
 CoffeeAndCigs: Now that's what I call overclocking
 Vorm Gongo: Graphics is my passion..
Image 232634   02-15-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
278
 
 Micro Jackson: Both these places would fetch a million bucks in my neighbourhood
Image 232633   02-15-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
711
 
 Stumpwiz: No problem for baritone/alto saxophonists used to playing with guitars.
 Kevin II: No, its in G flat major
 Magic Bullets: No, its in G flat major
 grizzly: Seriously, fuck this key.
 Micro Jackson: The joke kinda fell flat
 dangerkeith3000: I'd bitch too if my D was suddenly flat.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Would you say that piano jokes are your forte?
 jochenau: Music nerd jokes are probably my favorite nerd jokes.
Image 232632   02-15-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
477
 
 Skaalar: Life is art. Art is life. Fire hurt. Ball itch. Hunger now. Where remote.
Image 232631   02-15-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
771
 
 Mad Collager: There's a guy in the foreground whose face is painted like a plant in front of bricks.
 The Bees: Somebody's been snookered here...
 anonimos: The dude in Green was resting upon the table a minute ago
 barfolomew: Ninja vanish!
 when so: Anyone get the feeling that we're being watched?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like the least comfortable pool hall ever.
Image 232630   02-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
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