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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
814
 
 VeeKay: That is one shitty car. He should have gone to jail for building the car, not the drugs thing.
 itskando: Doors should be open.
 Micro Jackson: Honey, I shrank the Future Part III
 elahabdh: My ant is jealous.
 whcvgre78: Well. I am intrigued. (Clicks RAD, does no further investigation).
Image 232639   02-15-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
508
 
 Ihminen: seen this on the internet a million times but always gives me a chuckle
 Shay: Fun for the whole family!!!
 dangerkeith3000: There's no shrinkage here, Jerry! No shrinkage!
 kornisjon: Jaunty!
 Peter Pantsless: Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Image 232638   02-15-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
183
 
 Mr Bleak: Do I want to know what those white streaks on the mirror are? Nope? Didn't think I did...
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Yep.
 Felicity: @funny in the wall @dangerkeith3000 Is that why they call it a dad bod?
 tib gubb: suck in that gut!
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall Oh! Well that one got by me :P
 Micro Jackson: One thing kinda led to another
 funny in the wall: I can relate to that. However I had assumed that the joke was that the right one is the after picture. @Side Boob
 dangerkeith3000: What if the 'before' pic is the first one?
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall Wanting to live to see his daughter grow up.
 Science: Poor little girl lost all her hair when she grew up
 funny in the wall: i wonder what his sneaky trick is
Image 232637   02-15-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
413
 
 Mafallin: This graph is confusing
 Felicity: @Felicity Mistral
 Felicity: I like the font of the word Chiller
 Micro Jackson: Put enough vodka in it and what the hell anyways
 thecraftywolf: this is what happens when the choclate ice cream melts in a root beer float
 Science: Holy hell, this just triggered a memory of fudge soda when I was a kid.
Image 232636   02-15-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
552
 
 Wooden Spoon: New 2018 police cruiser?
 Felicity: Porking lot
 wolfpk: Anyone want to bet me this is in Japan?
 Ihminen: "yea mom no need to borrow your car I'll just take the bus ...or walk"
 Dr Awkward: "Oh shit, the pigs are following us"
 dangerkeith3000: This is somebody's fetish.
 ignatz: Oh, and 'Road Hog'
 ignatz: The toy on the dash is a little redundant..
Image 232635   02-15-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
365
 
 Science: @grizzly: Never mind the power consumed...
 Chest Rockwell: You made the right choice.
 PenguinBartender: Cool kid bro.
 grizzly: @Science they all cost more than the Bitcoin mined.
 Ulillillia: Uses for video cards after Bitcoins crash
 Science: This guy is why video cards are so expensive now.
 Not A Bot: Appealing to millennials to generate sales is getting a little sad.
 dangerkeith3000: Well she DID say she wanted more fans in her room.
 Yurishiro: Now that's what I call overclocking
 ignatz: Graphics is my passion..
Image 232634   02-15-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
278
 
 Micro Jackson: Both these places would fetch a million bucks in my neighbourhood
Image 232633   02-15-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
711
 
 Stumpwiz: No problem for baritone/alto saxophonists used to playing with guitars.
 Felicity: No, its in G flat major
 Felicity: No, its in G flat major
 grizzly: Seriously, fuck this key.
 Micro Jackson: The joke kinda fell flat
 dangerkeith3000: I'd bitch too if my D was suddenly flat.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Would you say that piano jokes are your forte?
 jochenau: Music nerd jokes are probably my favorite nerd jokes.
Image 232632   02-15-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
477
 
 Skaalar: Life is art. Art is life. Fire hurt. Ball itch. Hunger now. Where remote.
Image 232631   02-15-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
771
 
 Mad Collager: There's a guy in the foreground whose face is painted like a plant in front of bricks.
 The Bees: Somebody's been snookered here...
 Yurishiro: The dude in Green was resting upon the table a minute ago
 barfolomew: Ninja vanish!
 when so: Anyone get the feeling that we're being watched?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like the least comfortable pool hall ever.
Image 232630   02-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
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