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272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

272410  Science: @Fiveninety: It also often comes preinstalled, and most people don't know just to uninstall that trash. Antivirus in this day and age is pretty much worthless anyway.

272423  Science: This is fine.

272425  Science: Is seduction a crime?

272252  Mr Bleak: Natural pie chart: blood orange vs normal orange purchases.

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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Score:
376
 
 DrinkMixMan: owwww
 tib gubb: so am i, but you don't see me bragging about it.
 Weather: Penis Butter M&Ms
 SuedeOxford: Same
 ratwa: Bert on production line 17 has been doing that for years!
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine I haven't tried the minis to I can't speak to that. I mean, my friend who told me hasn't tried. Not me.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax What about the minis? Still no?
 Warrax: Don't get it backwards and try to shove m&ms up your urethra.
 SpaceCow: Chocolate eiffel tower?
 Peter Pantsless: Hm, I never thought about it before, but M&M's WOULD be a good topping for waffles
Image 232529   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
367
 
 Call Of Pooty: Why does anyone do anything? Because they're stupid, that's why.
 mom: My god, he's turned the entire blocks sewer system into a bong! This may be a rip for the history books, folks.
 Science: Because if he used a small pipe, he'd have get his knees dirty
 a robot: Just lol if you've never drank a puddle through a big pipe!
 White Rice: Hes just thirsty, let him be.
 Korrok: Nope....
 Greifer: why not
 bug: @SpaceCow That's clearly a didgeridon't.
 Nope: hes getting high on farts
 SpaceCow: He's clearly practicing his home made diggeridoo.
 Warrax: Where else you gonna find free water?
 jochenau: Maybe he's practicing glassblowing?
 bug: Gotta build up your immune system somehow.
Image 232528   02-14-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
961
 
 thrilhouse: Soulful, striking portrait
 Himesama: A very good boy
 Annoying Vegan : @sparename No! They did perfect!
 sparename: Someone made a right mess of this "Painting By Numbers"
Image 232527   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
372
 
 Phum Munts: Youre right; horses dont make me as happy as they make you. Also, FOAD
 Sadbot: That's pretty damn rude for a Canadian
 Peter Pantsless: My girlfriend makes me happy
 Nope: Horses make me SO ANGRY
Image 232526   02-14-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
760
 
 drtofu: @Kaviri : Google kempressor
 Peach Toddler: Ironically, what bothers me most about this is that the word Zag is not in a font that co-ordinates with the rest of it
 eumoria: Also, make sure the frame is a quarter of a degree crooked
 Kaviri: Ha ha ha, kerning jokes.
 drtofu: Oops. Google fancyham helvetica shirt arial
 drtofu: Oops. Google fancyham Helvetia short Arial
 drtofu: Even better : grilledloinfancyhamburgershirts/FancyShirts/Helvetica,TheShirt.html
 burritos: I'm putting these up at work - the design school has taken over our Media Arts computer labs! (Joking - design school is welcome. But I'm still putting one up in the staffroom!).
 jochenau: I never buy designer friends, it's not worth paying all the extra money just for a label.
 a robot: Pissing off designer friends is my passion
 Prostata: hahahahahahahaha too true
Image 232525   02-14-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
622
 
 wolfpk: Tastes like chicken and waffles.
 Sauce Packets: OT: The big quandary: Aples in the fridge go bad because I forget they are there, vs, Aples on my desk go bad because they are not in the fridge.
Image 232524   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
765
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Bionic Man sound*
 when so: The Picard Maneuver
 l0dan: This is what happens strait after the end of Wednesday, dudes.
 Springbok: So long, and thanks for all the bugs...
 Teechur: Later, froglords!
 Peter Pantsless: No, no, no. That's Mr. Frogtastic of the Frogtastic 4
 Ulillillia: It is Wednesday, my dudes
 sparename: "Just a froggone minute..."
Image 232523   02-14-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
623
 
 Peach: I would be running the other way.
 Not A Bot: Passing the pencil test by a comfortable margin from the look of it
 SpaceCow: They're coming for you, Barbara.
 Mr. Shine: She ded
 Prostata: weird delayed post
 logan: Three...
Image 232522   02-14-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: There are eight million stories in the naked city. This [will have been] one of them.
 Fullhouse: (btw it's in the cake)
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine "Sorry, I didn't know your penis was out on the counter like that."
 Urn BooUrn: I'm not sure a cake makes us square.
 El hefe: Still not cool Lorena
 charlemagne: mazal tov
 Mr. Shine: "No use apologizing now, Doc!"
 Mad Collager: Double zero
 WaffleIron: Two...
Image 232521   02-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
464
 
 Mad Collager: Zero
 Borkf: One...
Image 232520   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
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