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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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Score:
760
 
 drtofu: @Kaviri : Google kempressor
 Peach Toddler: Ironically, what bothers me most about this is that the word Zag is not in a font that co-ordinates with the rest of it
 eumoria: Also, make sure the frame is a quarter of a degree crooked
 Kaviri: Ha ha ha, kerning jokes.
 drtofu: Oops. Google fancyham helvetica shirt arial
 drtofu: Oops. Google fancyham Helvetia short Arial
 drtofu: Even better : grilledloinfancyhamburgershirts/FancyShirts/Helvetica,TheShirt.html
 burritos: I'm putting these up at work - the design school has taken over our Media Arts computer labs! (Joking - design school is welcome. But I'm still putting one up in the staffroom!).
 jochenau: I never buy designer friends, it's not worth paying all the extra money just for a label.
 a robot: Pissing off designer friends is my passion
 Prostata: hahahahahahahaha too true
Image 232525   02-14-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
622
 
 wolfpk: Tastes like chicken and waffles.
 Sauce Packets: OT: The big quandary: Aples in the fridge go bad because I forget they are there, vs, Aples on my desk go bad because they are not in the fridge.
Image 232524   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
765
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Bionic Man sound*
 when so: The Picard Maneuver
 l0dan: This is what happens strait after the end of Wednesday, dudes.
 Springbok: So long, and thanks for all the bugs...
 Teechur: Later, froglords!
 Peter Pantsless: No, no, no. That's Mr. Frogtastic of the Frogtastic 4
 Ulillillia: It is Wednesday, my dudes
 sparename: "Just a froggone minute..."
Image 232523   02-14-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
623
 
 Peach: I would be running the other way.
 Not A Bot: Passing the pencil test by a comfortable margin from the look of it
 SpaceCow: They're coming for you, Barbara.
 Mr. Shine: She ded
 Prostata: weird delayed post
 logan: Three...
Image 232522   02-14-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: There are eight million stories in the naked city. This [will have been] one of them.
 Fullhouse: (btw it's in the cake)
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine "Sorry, I didn't know your penis was out on the counter like that."
 Urn BooUrn: I'm not sure a cake makes us square.
 El hefe: Still not cool Lorena
 charlemagne: mazal tov
 Mr. Shine: "No use apologizing now, Doc!"
 Mad Collager: Double zero
 WaffleIron: Two...
Image 232521   02-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
464
 
 Mad Collager: Zero
 Borkf: One...
Image 232520   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
250
 
 Kaviri: This middle school paper looks like it was printed in a book...
Image 232519   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
991
 
 Cyka: He was always a good soldier except when the enemy had laser sights
 Kaviri: Charlie wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
 Teechur: My trigger finger's feline a little itchy.
 Sadbot: Newest member of this administration: General Literally A Cat
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: @glenalec up his sleevies
 Side Boob: Chairman Meow
 Urn BooUrn: Famed for cruelty, and for toying with the enemy after they were defeated. Admiral Mittens was still as beloved in his home country as he was feared abroad.
 Mexico: Rear Catmiral
 sparename: I bet he knows Captain Kangaroo
 habbekratz: @Ignatz - Where does /this/ general keep his armies?
 Jennysaurus: Epawlets?
Image 232518   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
596
 
 dope: fluffy turkey
 Mr Bleak: A headless cat? How does he eat?
 Bill Rye: cause this is THRILLERRR
 WTF: Just thinking about those beans...
 hajjpodge: Cat.exe is working as intended.
 TheTakeDown: Paws to reconsider
Image 232517   02-14-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
611
 
 charlemagne: mighty asbo, we come to seek your blessings
 Sadbot: And I'll form the legs!
 Mad Collager: I think these guys are taking "Talk to the Hand!" a little too seriously.
 sparename: When your hoodie fits like a glove
 Shay: This isn't even my final form.
 madmax1: vv punch-line best accompanied by crossing your arms with your wrists on your shoulders and waggling your hands and fingers :-P
 gorilla: @ignatz - Why do we have armies? So our handies don't sprout directly from our shoulderies!
 phil: Where does the General keep his armies?
Image 232516   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
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