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249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
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 Peach: I would be running the other way.
 Not A Bot: Passing the pencil test by a comfortable margin from the look of it
 SpaceCow: They're coming for you, Barbara.
 Mr. Shine: She ded
 Prostata: weird delayed post
 glenalec: Three...
Image 232522   02-14-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: There are eight million stories in the naked city. This [will have been] one of them.
 Yurishiro: (btw it's in the cake)
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine "Sorry, I didn't know your penis was out on the counter like that."
 Urn BooUrn: I'm not sure a cake makes us square.
 El hefe: Still not cool Lorena
 charlemagne: mazal tov
 Mr. Shine: "No use apologizing now, Doc!"
 Mad Collager: Double zero
 glenalec: Two...
Image 232521   02-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
464
 
 Mad Collager: Zero
 glenalec: One...
Image 232520   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
250
 
 Kaviri: This middle school paper looks like it was printed in a book...
Image 232519   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
991
 
 Yurishiro: He was always a good soldier except when the enemy had laser sights
 Kaviri: Charlie wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
 Teechur: My trigger finger's feline a little itchy.
 Sadbot: Newest member of this administration: General Literally A Cat
 ignatz: @glenalec up his sleevies
 Side Boob: Chairman Meow
 Urn BooUrn: Famed for cruelty, and for toying with the enemy after they were defeated. Admiral Mittens was still as beloved in his home country as he was feared abroad.
 Mexico: Rear Catmiral
 sparename: I bet he knows Captain Kangaroo
 glenalec: @Ignatz - Where does /this/ general keep his armies?
 ignatz: Epawlets?
Image 232518   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
596
 
 Yurishiro: fluffy turkey
 Mr Bleak: A headless cat? How does he eat?
 Bill Rye: cause this is THRILLERRR
 WTF: Just thinking about those beans...
 hajjpodge: Cat.exe is working as intended.
 ignatz: Paws to reconsider
Image 232517   02-14-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
611
 
 charlemagne: mighty asbo, we come to seek your blessings
 Sadbot: And I'll form the legs!
 Mad Collager: I think these guys are taking "Talk to the Hand!" a little too seriously.
 sparename: When your hoodie fits like a glove
 Shay: This isn't even my final form.
 glenalec: vv punch-line best accompanied by crossing your arms with your wrists on your shoulders and waggling your hands and fingers :-P
 glenalec: @ignatz - Why do we have armies? So our handies don't sprout directly from our shoulderies!
 ignatz: Where does the General keep his armies?
Image 232516   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
407
 
 SpaceCow: @SpaceCow or auto correct will tell me to go to hell.
 SpaceCow: Machine a go go go!
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob whoa whoa whoa spoilers!!
 Side Boob: RAD for Speed Racer (and his secret brother Racer X)
Image 232515   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
297
 
 Yurishiro: NIPS SPOTTED
 Felicity: @hajjpodge Is this our getalong shirt?
 illBilliam: Someone is going to put their legs in the lower set of sleeves.
 Not A Bot: Pro tip: If you are about to pass out drunk in a questionable location, make your way to your car and lock the doors to sleep it off... or jump into an Uber and get the fuck to safety. This is the kind of shit that people wake up looking like the morning after bad pass out locations.
 Bohab: Who stole goro's sweater?
 Greifer: you will grow into that
 RiderFan: Still terrible for the leggings.
 hajjpodge: Maybe it's a tandem shirt. Read the label!
 Sadbot: Is your girlfriend an insect?
 glenalec: I KNEW our clothing industry was run by aliens who only knew what a human looked like by hearsay!
Image 232514   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
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 angry: @Mr. Shine They don't LOOK much like hodags. I been to Rhinelander. I SEEN a hodag.
 l0dan: I lolled irl at this @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: RAD for hodags.
Image 232513   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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