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272482  dangerkeith3000: I once listened to Sun O)O)O) for an hour and went into cardiac arrest due to bradycardia.

272509  a robot: zzzzz - pleh - zzzzzz

272508  Amy Housewine: @Air Biscuit Borkfcaneer

272490  dangerkeith3000: All $43 million of it!

272492  fidelcastro: cats are assholes

272492  dangerkeith3000: What goes up must come down.

272504  Amy Housewine: Sweatin' Hooker likin' a church

272506  Amy Housewine: Welcome to Houndlo

272503  dangerkeith3000: @sparename 13 episode seasons are pretty common nowadays. i guess because it's exactly 3 months.

272504  dangerkeith3000: Churchin' like a sweater in a hooker.

272506  dangerkeith3000: Henlo doggy

272508  Air Biscuit: Piracy claims another dog. I wonder if they sing doggy sea shanties...

272503  sparename: After weeks of waiting for a local TV station to show CSI:NY season 4 ep22 so I could find out what happened AFTER Mac was kidnapped when he tried to exonerate some bank robber, I now realise I should have been looking for season 5 ep1... They show it all out of order but on some long repeat loops. Who the fuck has an odd number of episodes???

272495  ThoughtlessGentleman: rat king

272517  eradicator: Who rad votes this shit?

272472  Theimposter: Hold my purse, he's about to identify as an ER patient.

272497  Air Biscuit: Wrap the pickle in bacon and deep fry it?

272500  Dr Awkward: Is that a person inside the computer there?

272449  copunter: clearly a girl's handwriting

272504  Dr Awkward: Hookin' like a sweater in church?

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: There are eight million stories in the naked city. This [will have been] one of them.
 Fullhouse: (btw it's in the cake)
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine "Sorry, I didn't know your penis was out on the counter like that."
 Urn BooUrn: I'm not sure a cake makes us square.
 El hefe: Still not cool Lorena
 charlemagne: mazal tov
 Mr. Shine: "No use apologizing now, Doc!"
 Mad Collager: Double zero
 WaffleIron: Two...
Image 232521   02-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
464
 
 Mad Collager: Zero
 Borkf: One...
Image 232520   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
250
 
 Kaviri: This middle school paper looks like it was printed in a book...
Image 232519   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
991
 
 Cyka: He was always a good soldier except when the enemy had laser sights
 Kaviri: Charlie wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
 Teechur: My trigger finger's feline a little itchy.
 Sadbot: Newest member of this administration: General Literally A Cat
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: @glenalec up his sleevies
 Side Boob: Chairman Meow
 Urn BooUrn: Famed for cruelty, and for toying with the enemy after they were defeated. Admiral Mittens was still as beloved in his home country as he was feared abroad.
 Mexico: Rear Catmiral
 sparename: I bet he knows Captain Kangaroo
 habbekratz: @Ignatz - Where does /this/ general keep his armies?
 Jennysaurus: Epawlets?
Image 232518   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
596
 
 dope: fluffy turkey
 Mr Bleak: A headless cat? How does he eat?
 Bill Rye: cause this is THRILLERRR
 WTF: Just thinking about those beans...
 hajjpodge: Cat.exe is working as intended.
 TheTakeDown: Paws to reconsider
Image 232517   02-14-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
611
 
 charlemagne: mighty asbo, we come to seek your blessings
 Sadbot: And I'll form the legs!
 Mad Collager: I think these guys are taking "Talk to the Hand!" a little too seriously.
 sparename: When your hoodie fits like a glove
 Shay: This isn't even my final form.
 madmax1: vv punch-line best accompanied by crossing your arms with your wrists on your shoulders and waggling your hands and fingers :-P
 gorilla: @ignatz - Why do we have armies? So our handies don't sprout directly from our shoulderies!
 phil: Where does the General keep his armies?
Image 232516   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
407
 
 SpaceCow: @SpaceCow or auto correct will tell me to go to hell.
 SpaceCow: Machine a go go go!
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob whoa whoa whoa spoilers!!
 Side Boob: RAD for Speed Racer (and his secret brother Racer X)
Image 232515   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
297
 
 whiplash: NIPS SPOTTED
 bigjim: @hajjpodge Is this our getalong shirt?
 illBilliam: Someone is going to put their legs in the lower set of sleeves.
 Not A Bot: Pro tip: If you are about to pass out drunk in a questionable location, make your way to your car and lock the doors to sleep it off... or jump into an Uber and get the fuck to safety. This is the kind of shit that people wake up looking like the morning after bad pass out locations.
 Bohab: Who stole goro's sweater?
 Greifer: you will grow into that
 RiderFan: Still terrible for the leggings.
 hajjpodge: Maybe it's a tandem shirt. Read the label!
 Sadbot: Is your girlfriend an insect?
 Muncharito Beanworld: I KNEW our clothing industry was run by aliens who only knew what a human looked like by hearsay!
Image 232514   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
168
 
 angry: @Mr. Shine They don't LOOK much like hodags. I been to Rhinelander. I SEEN a hodag.
 l0dan: I lolled irl at this @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: RAD for hodags.
Image 232513   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
256
 
 savvoy: Hodag memorial; extinct in 1902
 Not A Bot: Who's to say your parents decided to make a person? Perhaps they were just getting really close to each other and uh, uh, aaaah! Oh yeah, and then nine moths later you fucked up thier lives.
Image 232512   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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