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262838  Felicity: lxc luau

262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: There are eight million stories in the naked city. This [will have been] one of them.
 Fullhouse: (btw it's in the cake)
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine "Sorry, I didn't know your penis was out on the counter like that."
 Urn BooUrn: I'm not sure a cake makes us square.
 El hefe: Still not cool Lorena
 charlemagne: mazal tov
 Mr. Shine: "No use apologizing now, Doc!"
 Mad Collager: Double zero
 WaffleIron: Two...
Image 232521   02-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
464
 
 Mad Collager: Zero
 Borkf: One...
Image 232520   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
250
 
 Kaviri: This middle school paper looks like it was printed in a book...
Image 232519   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
991
 
 Cyka: He was always a good soldier except when the enemy had laser sights
 Kaviri: Charlie wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
 Teechur: My trigger finger's feline a little itchy.
 Sadbot: Newest member of this administration: General Literally A Cat
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: @glenalec up his sleevies
 Side Boob: Chairman Meow
 Urn BooUrn: Famed for cruelty, and for toying with the enemy after they were defeated. Admiral Mittens was still as beloved in his home country as he was feared abroad.
 Mexico: Rear Catmiral
 sparename: I bet he knows Captain Kangaroo
 habbekratz: @Ignatz - Where does /this/ general keep his armies?
 Jennysaurus: Epawlets?
Image 232518   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
596
 
 dope: fluffy turkey
 Mr Bleak: A headless cat? How does he eat?
 Bill Rye: cause this is THRILLERRR
 WTF: Just thinking about those beans...
 hajjpodge: Cat.exe is working as intended.
 TheTakeDown: Paws to reconsider
Image 232517   02-14-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
611
 
 charlemagne: mighty asbo, we come to seek your blessings
 Sadbot: And I'll form the legs!
 Mad Collager: I think these guys are taking "Talk to the Hand!" a little too seriously.
 sparename: When your hoodie fits like a glove
 Shay: This isn't even my final form.
 madmax1: vv punch-line best accompanied by crossing your arms with your wrists on your shoulders and waggling your hands and fingers :-P
 gorilla: @ignatz - Why do we have armies? So our handies don't sprout directly from our shoulderies!
 phil: Where does the General keep his armies?
Image 232516   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
407
 
 SpaceCow: @SpaceCow or auto correct will tell me to go to hell.
 SpaceCow: Machine a go go go!
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob whoa whoa whoa spoilers!!
 Side Boob: RAD for Speed Racer (and his secret brother Racer X)
Image 232515   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
297
 
 whiplash: NIPS SPOTTED
 bigjim: @hajjpodge Is this our getalong shirt?
 illBilliam: Someone is going to put their legs in the lower set of sleeves.
 Not A Bot: Pro tip: If you are about to pass out drunk in a questionable location, make your way to your car and lock the doors to sleep it off... or jump into an Uber and get the fuck to safety. This is the kind of shit that people wake up looking like the morning after bad pass out locations.
 Bohab: Who stole goro's sweater?
 Greifer: you will grow into that
 RiderFan: Still terrible for the leggings.
 hajjpodge: Maybe it's a tandem shirt. Read the label!
 Sadbot: Is your girlfriend an insect?
 Muncharito Beanworld: I KNEW our clothing industry was run by aliens who only knew what a human looked like by hearsay!
Image 232514   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
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 angry: @Mr. Shine They don't LOOK much like hodags. I been to Rhinelander. I SEEN a hodag.
 l0dan: I lolled irl at this @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: RAD for hodags.
Image 232513   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 savvoy: Hodag memorial; extinct in 1902
 Not A Bot: Who's to say your parents decided to make a person? Perhaps they were just getting really close to each other and uh, uh, aaaah! Oh yeah, and then nine moths later you fucked up thier lives.
Image 232512   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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