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233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

233362  Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.

234027  Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!

234030  Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme

234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

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Score:
945
 
 Yurishiro: He was always a good soldier except when the enemy had laser sights
 Kaviri: Charlie wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
 Teechur: My trigger finger's feline a little itchy.
 Sadbot: Newest member of this administration: General Literally A Cat
 ignatz: @glenalec up his sleevies
 Side Boob: Chairman Meow
 Urn BooUrn: Famed for cruelty, and for toying with the enemy after they were defeated. Admiral Mittens was still as beloved in his home country as he was feared abroad.
 Mexico: Rear Catmiral
 sparename: I bet he knows Captain Kangaroo
 glenalec: @Ignatz - Where does /this/ general keep his armies?
 ignatz: Epawlets?
Image 232518   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
596
 
 Yurishiro: fluffy turkey
 Mr Bleak: A headless cat? How does he eat?
 Bill Rye: cause this is THRILLERRR
 WTF: Just thinking about those beans...
 hajjpodge: Cat.exe is working as intended.
 ignatz: Paws to reconsider
Image 232517   02-14-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
611
 
 charlemagne: mighty asbo, we come to seek your blessings
 Sadbot: And I'll form the legs!
 Mad Collager: I think these guys are taking "Talk to the Hand!" a little too seriously.
 sparename: When your hoodie fits like a glove
 Shay: This isn't even my final form.
 glenalec: vv punch-line best accompanied by crossing your arms with your wrists on your shoulders and waggling your hands and fingers :-P
 glenalec: @ignatz - Why do we have armies? So our handies don't sprout directly from our shoulderies!
 ignatz: Where does the General keep his armies?
Image 232516   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
407
 
 SpaceCow: @SpaceCow or auto correct will tell me to go to hell.
 SpaceCow: Machine a go go go!
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob whoa whoa whoa spoilers!!
 Side Boob: RAD for Speed Racer (and his secret brother Racer X)
Image 232515   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
297
 
 Yurishiro: NIPS SPOTTED
 Felicity: @hajjpodge Is this our getalong shirt?
 illBilliam: Someone is going to put their legs in the lower set of sleeves.
 Not A Bot: Pro tip: If you are about to pass out drunk in a questionable location, make your way to your car and lock the doors to sleep it off... or jump into an Uber and get the fuck to safety. This is the kind of shit that people wake up looking like the morning after bad pass out locations.
 Bohab: Who stole goro's sweater?
 Greifer: you will grow into that
 RiderFan: Still terrible for the leggings.
 hajjpodge: Maybe it's a tandem shirt. Read the label!
 Sadbot: Is your girlfriend an insect?
 glenalec: I KNEW our clothing industry was run by aliens who only knew what a human looked like by hearsay!
Image 232514   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
168
 
 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine They don't LOOK much like hodags. I been to Rhinelander. I SEEN a hodag.
 l0dan: I lolled irl at this @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: RAD for hodags.
Image 232513   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
256
 
 savvoy: Hodag memorial; extinct in 1902
 Not A Bot: Who's to say your parents decided to make a person? Perhaps they were just getting really close to each other and uh, uh, aaaah! Oh yeah, and then nine moths later you fucked up thier lives.
Image 232512   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
573
 
 FabricMan: "It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"
 glenalec: @ignatz - locusts are highly nutritious: low in fat and high in protein, I believe.
 ignatz: Fast food, and locust too!
Image 232511   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
397
 
 Yurishiro: It's when rules are easy to break that your righteousness is truly tested.
 Mr Bleak: Canadian fencing. More would imply you are too rude to stay out.
 Robespierre: Danger Zone access DENIED
 SpaceCow: Either a terribly placed guardrail or a worse placed bike rack.
 Mr. Shine: Aannnnnd STAY OUT!
 Bluetocracy: VR denial
 bug: The proper way to deal with this obstacle is to yell "PARKOUR" as loudly as possible, while performing any maneuver of your choice to get around it.
 trelyate: just RPG things
 sparename: Shit! no way, dude..
 WTF: Damn hipsters and their hurdle walkways.
Image 232510   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
803
 
 Yurishiro: I got cake on my wood
 Mr Bleak: Plot twist: the cake part is painted on. Sponsored by "Canadian Dentists Inc."
 addend: "We all got the joke, Phil. You can stop yelling 'timber!' before cutting each slice."
 Prostata: lumbersexual
 Bluetocracy: This cake's got lumber support. Axe me a question, I'll tell you you've been plaid.
 Sage: This is okay.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i am so erect right now.
Image 232509   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
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