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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack



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Score:
397
 
 Rembo Prundus: It's when rules are easy to break that your righteousness is truly tested.
 Mr Bleak: Canadian fencing. More would imply you are too rude to stay out.
 badger: Danger Zone access DENIED
 SpaceCow: Either a terribly placed guardrail or a worse placed bike rack.
 Mr. Shine: Aannnnnd STAY OUT!
 Bluetocracy: VR denial
 bug: The proper way to deal with this obstacle is to yell "PARKOUR" as loudly as possible, while performing any maneuver of your choice to get around it.
 trelyate: just RPG things
 sparename: Shit! no way, dude..
 WTF: Damn hipsters and their hurdle walkways.
Image 232510   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
829
 
 Fast Sloth: I got cake on my wood
 Mr Bleak: Plot twist: the cake part is painted on. Sponsored by "Canadian Dentists Inc."
 addend: "We all got the joke, Phil. You can stop yelling 'timber!' before cutting each slice."
 Prostata: lumbersexual
 Bluetocracy: This cake's got lumber support. Axe me a question, I'll tell you you've been plaid.
 Sage: This is okay.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i am so erect right now.
Image 232509   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
247
 
 rip odb: Bye-bye, VeetNam
 charlemagne: posiden? bollocks
 Bohab: Shove it, general bleakness
 bug: Yeah, fuck the ocean amirite?
 Bluetocracy: middle fingers in the air
 pirate: Seabirds?
 i peed a lil: Apostrophising the sea
Image 232508   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
409
 
 daisy picker: 3D floor paintings are getting out of hand.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Taking unbridled grief to a whole new level
 Bluetocracy: This is, what, extreme graffiti?
 FabricMan: "Oogah boogah boogah!"
 Himesama: Sweet tits
 Not A Bot: Gracias senorita esqueleta
Image 232507   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
104
 
 flying sheep: Humans.jpg
 jonz: I'd haul ash outta there in a minute, given the chance
 alex: An unexpectedly muscular guy, a Romulan chick, a star of Breaking Bad , comedian Ron Placone with his hair dyed blond, and a girl with a name like Kirsten
 a robot: Those sure are some people doing some things, all right
 Mr. Shine: Hey look, it's those folks.
 Bluetocracy: "HAUL ASH"
Image 232506   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
333
 
 foreversmug: Rational things
 XLY: even better it might go on and off automatically
 fidelcastro: @glenalec Words help so much when explaining frightening confusing pictograms
 Soviette: It means turn the damn thing off before opening the door/window so you don't waste a tonne of electricity trying to cool the outside.
Image 232505   02-14-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
532
 
 fanny: WHY AM I MISSING ALL OF THESE?!
 Mad Collager: Emperor's new image lookin' RAD!
 carpwoman: Better than the last one.
Image 232504   02-14-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
571
 
 nimbus: @hajjpodge bad energy
 Chest Rockwell: @hajjpodge Not true.
 Peach: @hajjpodge But not all bastards are cops.
 hajjpodge: All cops are bastards.
Image 232503   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
232
 
 GoodSir: 40 me
 Kaviri: Eventually you realize that your personality is an act you put on for other peoples benefit; a costume that can be changed at will or discarded entirely.
 2Berries: Pfft, feelings...i got em whittled down to one, hunger
 Darmstadtium: So... Tuesday?
 Shay: No Morpheus, you weren't suppose to mix the pills and chase it down with Olde.
 shwoarty: Or how 2 spell wurds
 WTF: 40s rarely are the answer to the problem.
 Nope: Sure I do, violently
Image 232502   02-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
740
 
 hajjpodge: The camouflage isn't working!
 Bluetocracy: oh, no kitteh. you've crossed the line!
 artfulcodger: Cats Without Borders
Image 232501   02-14-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
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