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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (725 points)
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Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (701 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


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 5. Shay: 1920 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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Score:
829
 
 Fast Sloth: I got cake on my wood
 Mr Bleak: Plot twist: the cake part is painted on. Sponsored by "Canadian Dentists Inc."
 addend: "We all got the joke, Phil. You can stop yelling 'timber!' before cutting each slice."
 Prostata: lumbersexual
 Bluetocracy: This cake's got lumber support. Axe me a question, I'll tell you you've been plaid.
 Sage: This is okay.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i am so erect right now.
Image 232509   02-14-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
247
 
 rip odb: Bye-bye, VeetNam
 charlemagne: posiden? bollocks
 Bohab: Shove it, general bleakness
 bug: Yeah, fuck the ocean amirite?
 Bluetocracy: middle fingers in the air
 pirate: Seabirds?
 i peed a lil: Apostrophising the sea
Image 232508   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
409
 
 daisy picker: 3D floor paintings are getting out of hand.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Taking unbridled grief to a whole new level
 Bluetocracy: This is, what, extreme graffiti?
 FabricMan: "Oogah boogah boogah!"
 Himesama: Sweet tits
 Not A Bot: Gracias senorita esqueleta
Image 232507   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
104
 
 flying sheep: Humans.jpg
 jonz: I'd haul ash outta there in a minute, given the chance
 alex: An unexpectedly muscular guy, a Romulan chick, a star of Breaking Bad , comedian Ron Placone with his hair dyed blond, and a girl with a name like Kirsten
 a robot: Those sure are some people doing some things, all right
 Mr. Shine: Hey look, it's those folks.
 Bluetocracy: "HAUL ASH"
Image 232506   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
333
 
 foreversmug: Rational things
 XLY: even better it might go on and off automatically
 fidelcastro: @glenalec Words help so much when explaining frightening confusing pictograms
 Soviette: It means turn the damn thing off before opening the door/window so you don't waste a tonne of electricity trying to cool the outside.
Image 232505   02-14-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
532
 
 fanny: WHY AM I MISSING ALL OF THESE?!
 Mad Collager: Emperor's new image lookin' RAD!
 carpwoman: Better than the last one.
Image 232504   02-14-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
571
 
 nimbus: @hajjpodge bad energy
 Chest Rockwell: @hajjpodge Not true.
 Peach: @hajjpodge But not all bastards are cops.
 hajjpodge: All cops are bastards.
Image 232503   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
232
 
 GoodSir: 40 me
 Kaviri: Eventually you realize that your personality is an act you put on for other peoples benefit; a costume that can be changed at will or discarded entirely.
 2Berries: Pfft, feelings...i got em whittled down to one, hunger
 Darmstadtium: So... Tuesday?
 Shay: No Morpheus, you weren't suppose to mix the pills and chase it down with Olde.
 shwoarty: Or how 2 spell wurds
 WTF: 40s rarely are the answer to the problem.
 Nope: Sure I do, violently
Image 232502   02-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
740
 
 hajjpodge: The camouflage isn't working!
 Bluetocracy: oh, no kitteh. you've crossed the line!
 artfulcodger: Cats Without Borders
Image 232501   02-14-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
357
 
 Bluetocracy: This is how superball should be played (also, the redshirt always dies)
 bug: The earth is a lot smaller in the future.
 Snow Plow: Always RAD for PKD
 illBilliam: WhoooHooo! I won a space rock!!
 Peter Pantsless: In the end, we all lose that one
 maura: The rules of the lottery are you have to survive a day on an alien world wearing a red shirt!
Image 232500   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
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