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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
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6. Not A Bot
7. a robot
8. Nope
9. WannaBee
10. Felicity



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 6. kittylitter: 1879 points
 7. piratepom: 1808 points
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 9. Scoo: 1552 points
10. a robot: 1420 points
11. MikeWhiskey: 1392 points
12. Murm Gungus: 1357 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1312 points
15. toaster: 1307 points
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Score:
104
 
 flying sheep: Humans.jpg
 jonz: I'd haul ash outta there in a minute, given the chance
 alex: An unexpectedly muscular guy, a Romulan chick, a star of Breaking Bad , comedian Ron Placone with his hair dyed blond, and a girl with a name like Kirsten
 a robot: Those sure are some people doing some things, all right
 Mr. Shine: Hey look, it's those folks.
 Bluetocracy: "HAUL ASH"
Image 232506   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
333
 
 foreversmug: Rational things
 XLY: even better it might go on and off automatically
 fidelcastro: @glenalec Words help so much when explaining frightening confusing pictograms
 Soviette: It means turn the damn thing off before opening the door/window so you don't waste a tonne of electricity trying to cool the outside.
Image 232505   02-14-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
532
 
 fanny: WHY AM I MISSING ALL OF THESE?!
 Mad Collager: Emperor's new image lookin' RAD!
 carpwoman: Better than the last one.
Image 232504   02-14-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
571
 
 nimbus: @hajjpodge bad energy
 Chest Rockwell: @hajjpodge Not true.
 Peach: @hajjpodge But not all bastards are cops.
 hajjpodge: All cops are bastards.
Image 232503   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
232
 
 GoodSir: 40 me
 Kaviri: Eventually you realize that your personality is an act you put on for other peoples benefit; a costume that can be changed at will or discarded entirely.
 2Berries: Pfft, feelings...i got em whittled down to one, hunger
 Darmstadtium: So... Tuesday?
 Shay: No Morpheus, you weren't suppose to mix the pills and chase it down with Olde.
 shwoarty: Or how 2 spell wurds
 WTF: 40s rarely are the answer to the problem.
 Nope: Sure I do, violently
Image 232502   02-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
740
 
 hajjpodge: The camouflage isn't working!
 Bluetocracy: oh, no kitteh. you've crossed the line!
 artfulcodger: Cats Without Borders
Image 232501   02-14-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
357
 
 Bluetocracy: This is how superball should be played (also, the redshirt always dies)
 bug: The earth is a lot smaller in the future.
 Snow Plow: Always RAD for PKD
 illBilliam: WhoooHooo! I won a space rock!!
 Peter Pantsless: In the end, we all lose that one
 maura: The rules of the lottery are you have to survive a day on an alien world wearing a red shirt!
Image 232500   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Image 232499 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fast Sloth. You have brought shame on us, Fast Sloth.
Score:
442
 
 waffles: thumbtacks stabbing your toes tho.
 when so: This is what sweat shop workers wear. Economic. Pre-branded. Constructed with knowledge from their brief training. Gaze upon the pinnacle of efficiency.
 sparename: Nike cashing in on the success of Google Cardboard
 Peter Pantsless: Probably cost more to make than a real one
Image 232498   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
547
 
 pisspig: THERE IS NO CAMERA HOLE
 ethernet: Poor reception here
 addend: Lemme shoyu this selfie.
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Wow 20 gigs of RAMen!
 WTF: The legendary unfrosted megawheat!
 when so: Great. Now I have to worry about government spy cams in my noodles.
 AlexDeLarge: @dobbiesdoogs you've gotta pay $500 for the proprietary AppleFlavor to use that feature.
 The Turks: Borl
 dobbiesdoogs: apple removed the flavor packet from this version
Image 232497   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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