Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
3. glenalec
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Robespierre
6. tib gubb
7. Side Boob
8. Jaunty Shrimp
9. Dr Awkward
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

kristy uploaded 248959 (1325 points)
Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1133 points)
Oober uploaded 248802 (1116 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248728 (1070 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248734 (1048 points)
grid uploaded 248778 (985 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 248838 (927 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (918 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (887 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248663 (874 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (864 points)
wordjones uploaded 249148 (854 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 11373 points
 2. barfolomew: 6565 points
 3. Side Boob: 4486 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 4173 points
 5. ChubbyBuddy: 2900 points
 6. tina: 2596 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2593 points
 8. violentwrath: 2313 points
 9. Warrax: 2264 points
10. Bagels: 2136 points
11. younglink: 1894 points
12. PlzPlzMe: 1728 points
13. TaintJuice: 1622 points
14. Sydney: 1595 points
15. The Dog Dies: 1575 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: 5-Headed-Snake-God.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 622
Registered users online in past hour: 2187

Average image score (last 24 hours): 354

Total number of comments: 1324106
Total number of images: 249151



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 122915
XP needed for green ranking: 39164
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
341
 
 Science: Nexst panel: You could, but the UPS truck has a driver and people are less prone to commit a crime when there is another person present. A drone delivery would remove that barrier.
 Mr. Shine: @bug me too, I kinda got a tingle just reading the phrase!
 bug: @when so - I just realized my true calling. Not the guard part, the interstate pirate.
 when so: Driverless semis won't mark the end of the drivers' industry. Instead, they'll be posted as armed guards to fend off interstate pirates.
Image 232496   02-14-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
342
 
 Capital: I had a TV with a pic sorta like this in college - found it in an alley. Great to watch when stoned.
 Science: The good old days of cable
 carpwoman: Holy hell wasn't this one of the first photos posted here?
 tib gubb: i see a boob
 WTF: Plot twist: The signal isn't scrambled! She's a deformity porn star!
 El hefe: The cable companies don't scramble porn like they used to
 Felicity: Cecily Strong being spaghettified
Image 232495   02-14-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
227
 
 Mr. Shine: @Ulillillia lol you wouldn't like to eat a pack.
 antipatterns: Fucking Backwoods. My mouth curled up in horror just seeing the pouch.
 Ulillillia: I never heard of Backwoods and assumed it was beef jerky before I read the comments.
 DrinkMixMan: Is the cake tobacco flavored?
 a robot: I bet it smells great in this cake-recipient's house
 dobbiesdoogs: i like cigars, but not that much
Image 232494   02-14-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
569
 
 Yurishiro: Collagene injections on insects?
 Mr. Shine: *Macho Man voice* "OOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEUUHHH!!"
 bug: @mrdiron *swipes right hard*
 Shay: PUCKER UP BIG BOY!!!
 mrdiron: swipe right if u like what u see
 glenalec: Selfie from hell!
Image 232493   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
547
 
 Yurishiro: for scale scale scale scale scale scale scale scale scale scale scale scale
 Nope: @Ulillillia The only downside of being blue
 Ulillillia: @Nope bananas*
 Nope: Display tip No, 2 - Its best to arrange the feet before putting the apple's down. Then you can glue the faces on later!
 99.9 Percent: Display Tip No. 1: Get Bent
 glenalec: Essential reading for all Agronauts!
Image 232492   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
37
 
 WTF: @glenalec I miss the Freddie Mercury replacements.
 glenalec: Aggrogator should adopt image #232492 as the default substitute for deleted images.
 Mr. Butt: Is this a JoJo reference?
 Peter Pantsless: This reeks of trolling, and I ain't havin' it.
 boomboomboom: Like it or hate it, this is one of the biggest no-brainer investments of 2018.
 ignatz:
Image 232491   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
263
 
 SpaceCow: Not the bees!
 sparename: Drone Zone
 fanny: your birbs are buzzing
 when so: THE DEATH OF THE SWARM THE END OF OUR REIGN
Image 232490   02-14-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
797
 
 Knice: The most harmless of tidepoolers. :-(
 Annoying Vegan : BOIL THE OCEAN
 Prombom: Flaccid crustacean is funky
 Dr Awkward: "Unacceptable Lobster" is my DJ name.
 charlemagne: bet it can't even sing
 when so: Alas, poor Yorick!
Image 232489   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
488
 
 Shay: This is what global warming deniers believe.
 Minnesotan: you can't take the sky from me
 catheter: I prefer "Escalator Over the Hill" myself.
Image 232488   02-14-18   Uploaded by    when so
Score:
558
 
 UltraBeverly: I see why internet bullying is so popular.
 ignatz: You get my vote..
Image 232487   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Page 1 ... 1663 1664 1665 1666 1667 1668 1669 ... 24915 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.