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273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

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3. addend
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
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brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (821 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
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 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
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 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 WTF: @glenalec I miss the Freddie Mercury replacements.
 Frank herbert: Aggrogator should adopt image #232492 as the default substitute for deleted images.
 Mr. Butt: Is this a JoJo reference?
 Peter Pantsless: This reeks of trolling, and I ain't havin' it.
 boomboomboom: Like it or hate it, this is one of the biggest no-brainer investments of 2018.
 Prombom:
Image 232491   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
263
 
 SpaceCow: Not the bees!
 sparename: Drone Zone
 fanny: your birbs are buzzing
 when so: THE DEATH OF THE SWARM THE END OF OUR REIGN
Image 232490   02-14-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
797
 
 Knice: The most harmless of tidepoolers. :-(
 Annoying Vegan : BOIL THE OCEAN
 Prombom: Flaccid crustacean is funky
 Dr Awkward: "Unacceptable Lobster" is my DJ name.
 charlemagne: bet it can't even sing
 when so: Alas, poor Yorick!
Image 232489   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
488
 
 Shay: This is what global warming deniers believe.
 Minnesotan: you can't take the sky from me
 catheter: I prefer "Escalator Over the Hill" myself.
Image 232488   02-14-18   Uploaded by    when so
Score:
558
 
 UltraBeverly: I see why internet bullying is so popular.
 iCEy: You get my vote..
Image 232487   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
297
 
 copunter: oh, oh, right, are we to believe the angle of reflection given the pitch of that mirror?? and the horizon line? I bet that 'heart' has nowhere near enough chambers
 PenguinBartender: "That makes one of us!" "...Wait, what?"
 when so: .uoy evol I
 Ulillillia: I know.
Image 232486   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
244
 
 copunter: heard from hall: YEURrRRGhhh UGhhhhh
 addend: Also, we can hold hands?
 nathan: @Dr Awkward Either way, they are there to protect heads; whether you're leaning your head against it while struggling to keep your balance while pissing, or to protect the tiling from getting overly bloody from frustrated head-pounding, they do serve an important purpose.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Or, these could be the urinals in an office building, and too many employees were concussing themselves while cursing their hamster wheel existence...
 charlemagne: don't have to put your pint down that way
 afroking: For when you're too drunk to stand up straight...
Image 232485   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: Coming and going!
 Science: Fashion shows are dumb
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 addend: Best tapdance ever.
 bug: Seeing someone moonwalk in these would be trippier than usual.
 Mad Collager: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!
 when so: for when ya got eldritch joints that bend both ways
Image 232484   02-14-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
325
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: assassination classroom.
 withak: Pastellicious
 Peter Pantsless: My reaction to #232484
 Backhand: Long after robots have forgotten humanity ever existed, some archaeologists make a discovery.
Image 232483   02-14-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Image 232482 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Larry Xmas. Boo, Larry Xmas.
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