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272470  dangerkeith3000: Mini-Gi

272471  dangerkeith3000: One electronic scooters into Mordor.

272484  deathawaits: Hi. Welcome to iPark. Choose your language

272474  dangerkeith3000: Whassup

272475  dangerkeith3000: Beer is liquid bread.

272448  White Rice: @Teechur @Knice where do you think Garfield got the bio-mass to grow those extra appendages?

272463  hajjpodge: @Teechur It won't before too long.

272463  White Rice: @Teechur the family log?

272466  Not A Bot: JJ's- America's favorite weed delivery service.

272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)


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 5. grizzly: 3202 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2181 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
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10. brutal: 1845 points
11. youshall: 1806 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1568 points
14. Snow Plow: 1519 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
797
 
 Knice: The most harmless of tidepoolers. :-(
 Annoying Vegan : BOIL THE OCEAN
 Prombom: Flaccid crustacean is funky
 Dr Awkward: "Unacceptable Lobster" is my DJ name.
 charlemagne: bet it can't even sing
 when so: Alas, poor Yorick!
Image 232489   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
488
 
 Shay: This is what global warming deniers believe.
 Minnesotan: you can't take the sky from me
 catheter: I prefer "Escalator Over the Hill" myself.
Image 232488   02-14-18   Uploaded by    when so
Score:
558
 
 UltraBeverly: I see why internet bullying is so popular.
 iCEy: You get my vote..
Image 232487   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
297
 
 copunter: oh, oh, right, are we to believe the angle of reflection given the pitch of that mirror?? and the horizon line? I bet that 'heart' has nowhere near enough chambers
 PenguinBartender: "That makes one of us!" "...Wait, what?"
 when so: .uoy evol I
 Ulillillia: I know.
Image 232486   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
244
 
 copunter: heard from hall: YEURrRRGhhh UGhhhhh
 addend: Also, we can hold hands?
 nathan: @Dr Awkward Either way, they are there to protect heads; whether you're leaning your head against it while struggling to keep your balance while pissing, or to protect the tiling from getting overly bloody from frustrated head-pounding, they do serve an important purpose.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Or, these could be the urinals in an office building, and too many employees were concussing themselves while cursing their hamster wheel existence...
 charlemagne: don't have to put your pint down that way
 afroking: For when you're too drunk to stand up straight...
Image 232485   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: Coming and going!
 Science: Fashion shows are dumb
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 addend: Best tapdance ever.
 bug: Seeing someone moonwalk in these would be trippier than usual.
 Mad Collager: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!
 when so: for when ya got eldritch joints that bend both ways
Image 232484   02-14-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
325
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: assassination classroom.
 withak: Pastellicious
 Peter Pantsless: My reaction to #232484
 Backhand: Long after robots have forgotten humanity ever existed, some archaeologists make a discovery.
Image 232483   02-14-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Image 232482 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Larry Xmas. Your image was bad, Larry Xmas.
Score:
785
 
 funny in the wall: don't flush it, no matter what Spirit tells you
 dangerkeith3000: Get in my belly!
Image 232481   02-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
737
 
 when so: puts the stimulated in the light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
 Prostata: lazertits.com!
 Shay: Tits McGee circa 1983
 tib gubb: "tit lasers"
 chemical: The '80s were a super-hot time for unmitigated silliness. And for Mike Ness, too.
 DerMantis: Booblasers are always RAD (just wear the special protective glasses, please!)
Image 232480   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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