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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack



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 copunter: heard from hall: YEURrRRGhhh UGhhhhh
 addend: Also, we can hold hands?
 nathan: @Dr Awkward Either way, they are there to protect heads; whether you're leaning your head against it while struggling to keep your balance while pissing, or to protect the tiling from getting overly bloody from frustrated head-pounding, they do serve an important purpose.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Or, these could be the urinals in an office building, and too many employees were concussing themselves while cursing their hamster wheel existence...
 charlemagne: don't have to put your pint down that way
 afroking: For when you're too drunk to stand up straight...
Image 232485   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: Coming and going!
 Science: Fashion shows are dumb
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 addend: Best tapdance ever.
 bug: Seeing someone moonwalk in these would be trippier than usual.
 Mad Collager: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!
 when so: for when ya got eldritch joints that bend both ways
Image 232484   02-14-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
325
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: assassination classroom.
 withak: Pastellicious
 Peter Pantsless: My reaction to #232484
 Backhand: Long after robots have forgotten humanity ever existed, some archaeologists make a discovery.
Image 232483   02-14-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Image 232482 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Larry Xmas. We'll pray for you, Larry Xmas.
Score:
785
 
 funny in the wall: don't flush it, no matter what Spirit tells you
 dangerkeith3000: Get in my belly!
Image 232481   02-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
737
 
 when so: puts the stimulated in the light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
 Prostata: lazertits.com!
 Shay: Tits McGee circa 1983
 tib gubb: "tit lasers"
 chemical: The '80s were a super-hot time for unmitigated silliness. And for Mike Ness, too.
 DerMantis: Booblasers are always RAD (just wear the special protective glasses, please!)
Image 232480   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
859
 
 AlexDeLarge: Capybaras always look mildly irritated.
 Wooden Spoon: Anyone remember The worlds biggest rat at the state fair? I knew it was really a capybara, still super excited to see a capybara!
 Prostata: capys just love everyone
 Weedheart: (RAD obvs)
 spacedawg: What is it with these guys?
Image 232479   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
349
 
 Science: Where we're going, we won't need eyes...
 Mad Collager: Feast your eyes on this!
 mexican: The Corinthian's latest incarnation: a neckbeard.
 Wooden Spoon: "Get up on out of here with my Eyeholes!" - Eyehole Man
 dangerkeith3000: The better to taste you with, my dear...
 lolnotrly: Is that you, Josh? You're not ageing very well...
 Dr Awkward: "Your eyes are bigger that you mouth." FALSE!
 Warrax: You eat with your eyes first.
Image 232478   02-14-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
544
 
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon It's on Netflix, highly recommend #sponseredcontent
 Wooden Spoon: @Bohab: I just know his acting from his show with Martin Short. Ill have to see a video of the play.
 Science: @Bohab: I heard that there too much tuna?
 Mad Collager: A co-worker, by way of praise, told me I had a bright future at our workplace. Not being partial to that workplace, I retorted, "Don't use the "F" word around me!"
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon I thought he was fantastic in "oh, hello" on broadway
 Wooden Spoon: Not a bad stand up comic, but possibly the worst actor of all time.
 when so: @KyleisBobDole Don't!
 KyleisBobDole: @VoR Don't use the W W! That's my W!
 VoR: @Dr Awkward don't use the G word! That is my word!
 Dr Awkward: This guy needs to stop using the "M" word. That's OUR word, man!
Image 232477   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
563
 
 looch: With dirty hands
 2Berries: Na nana nananana hey!
 when so: Urinal cake repurposed for human consumption.
 Not A Bot: This is art.
 VoR: I love the ping label. I buy all ping products.
 Side Boob: I'm a fat man. Your fate was sealed when I bought the candy :P
Image 232476   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
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