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248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

248705  Dr Awkward: This place looks cozy. I'll take it.

248757  E. HONDA: this is abominable

248762  E. HONDA: if I remember Tolkien correctly, orcs are basically fucked up elves, so there could also be keebler orcs, christmas orcs, and house orcs

248755  dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.

248762  Scoo: They'll all annoy the shit out of you sooner of later. Likely sooner.

248753  Winterneuro: My crabs dont run

248762  whcvgre78: I mean that's fair. Will Ferrel isn't nearly as funny as those other three.

248758  Dr Awkward: My crabs don't run.

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248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

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248685 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

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248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

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Score:
785
 
 funny in the wall: don't flush it, no matter what Spirit tells you
 dangerkeith3000: Get in my belly!
Image 232481   02-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
737
 
 when so: puts the stimulated in the light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
 Prostata: lazertits.com!
 Shay: Tits McGee circa 1983
 tib gubb: "tit lasers"
 chemical: The '80s were a super-hot time for unmitigated silliness. And for Mike Ness, too.
 glenalec: Booblasers are always RAD (just wear the special protective glasses, please!)
Image 232480   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
859
 
 AlexDeLarge: Capybaras always look mildly irritated.
 Wooden Spoon: Anyone remember The worlds biggest rat at the state fair? I knew it was really a capybara, still super excited to see a capybara!
 Prostata: capys just love everyone
 ignatz: (RAD obvs)
 ignatz: What is it with these guys?
Image 232479   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
349
 
 Science: Where we're going, we won't need eyes...
 Mad Collager: Feast your eyes on this!
 mexican: The Corinthian's latest incarnation: a neckbeard.
 Wooden Spoon: "Get up on out of here with my Eyeholes!" - Eyehole Man
 dangerkeith3000: The better to taste you with, my dear...
 lolnotrly: Is that you, Josh? You're not ageing very well...
 Dr Awkward: "Your eyes are bigger that you mouth." FALSE!
 Warrax: You eat with your eyes first.
Image 232478   02-14-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
544
 
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon It's on Netflix, highly recommend #sponseredcontent
 Wooden Spoon: @Bohab: I just know his acting from his show with Martin Short. Ill have to see a video of the play.
 Science: @Bohab: I heard that there too much tuna?
 Mad Collager: A co-worker, by way of praise, told me I had a bright future at our workplace. Not being partial to that workplace, I retorted, "Don't use the "F" word around me!"
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon I thought he was fantastic in "oh, hello" on broadway
 Wooden Spoon: Not a bad stand up comic, but possibly the worst actor of all time.
 when so: @KyleisBobDole Don't!
 KyleisBobDole: @VoR Don't use the W W! That's my W!
 VoR: @Dr Awkward don't use the G word! That is my word!
 Dr Awkward: This guy needs to stop using the "M" word. That's OUR word, man!
Image 232477   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
563
 
 looch: With dirty hands
 2Berries: Na nana nananana hey!
 when so: Urinal cake repurposed for human consumption.
 Not A Bot: This is art.
 VoR: I love the ping label. I buy all ping products.
 Side Boob: I'm a fat man. Your fate was sealed when I bought the candy :P
Image 232476   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
358
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Side Boob: yes and that is one blasphemous baby.
 when so: so much for "age of accountability"
 Mr. Shine: Awwwwwwww
 Side Boob: Did the rapture happen?
Image 232475   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
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 yawgmoth: me also @Ulillillia
 Shay: Much better than William Blake's "The Tyger".
 bromide: @Ulillillia Stahppit - along with Ronnie Wickers "Woo" he was A Thing when we lived in Chicago, and I just couldn't... I mean, I just... Couldn't.
 White Rice: Greatest piece of poetry in modern history.
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre Wheaties, breakfast of champions
 gutwheat: @Ulillillia Oh God, please; not that guy...
 VoR: Out and proud to be a midget!
 Ulillillia: Rock over London, rock on Chicago
 Dr Awkward: No. NO.
 glenalec: Moving! (As in, I'm moving behind this steel door where its safer) :-)
Image 232474   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
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 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I too subscribe to the Top Gear theory of caravanning :P
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The caravan lone would put me off.
 Pickle Dick: @Mad Collager Nah, too dry here in the desert - I'd burn the whole neighbourhood down.
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Get a flame-thrower, while you're at it. Well, at least until they're outlawed...
 au bon pain: @Mr. Shine Plenty of times, particularly when I was younger, and I was an OK shot, too. Just don't like the idea of having firearms around the house nowadays, although with the crime rate jacking up here in LV and our house being only about 3 miles west of the Strip, I have recently considered getting a short-barrel 12 gauge street sweeper.
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Have you ever fired one? As in, at a practice range?
 Wort Mumpus: This was an NRA promo I received on Monday, I think it was. I found it odd because I have never purchased or owned a firearm.
 Side Boob: Ordinary guns, a 4-wheeler and a trailer? Pass
 Mr. Shine: How many girl scout cookies do I have to sell to get one of those?!
Image 232473   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Warrax @fanny Then it would be quite festive for the Sunday before Easter.
 Dr Awkward: It's not even OK to say "Merry Christmas" Anymore! I said it to someone today, and they said "It's Valentine's Day, Dr. Awkward!" Why do you hate Christianity!?
 Warrax: @fanny I hope it's a palm tree.
 Sadbot: It's not that coffee cups define anything, it's that some people are aggressively resentful towards a secular and inclusive society. And to those people I say "happy holidays!"
 fanny: your palm is a weird place to get a tattoo
Image 232472   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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