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249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

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248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000



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Score:
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 AlexDeLarge: Capybaras always look mildly irritated.
 Wooden Spoon: Anyone remember The worlds biggest rat at the state fair? I knew it was really a capybara, still super excited to see a capybara!
 Prostata: capys just love everyone
 ignatz: (RAD obvs)
 ignatz: What is it with these guys?
Image 232479   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
349
 
 Science: Where we're going, we won't need eyes...
 Mad Collager: Feast your eyes on this!
 mexican: The Corinthian's latest incarnation: a neckbeard.
 Wooden Spoon: "Get up on out of here with my Eyeholes!" - Eyehole Man
 dangerkeith3000: The better to taste you with, my dear...
 lolnotrly: Is that you, Josh? You're not ageing very well...
 Dr Awkward: "Your eyes are bigger that you mouth." FALSE!
 Warrax: You eat with your eyes first.
Image 232478   02-14-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
544
 
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon It's on Netflix, highly recommend #sponseredcontent
 Wooden Spoon: @Bohab: I just know his acting from his show with Martin Short. Ill have to see a video of the play.
 Science: @Bohab: I heard that there too much tuna?
 Mad Collager: A co-worker, by way of praise, told me I had a bright future at our workplace. Not being partial to that workplace, I retorted, "Don't use the "F" word around me!"
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon I thought he was fantastic in "oh, hello" on broadway
 Wooden Spoon: Not a bad stand up comic, but possibly the worst actor of all time.
 when so: @KyleisBobDole Don't!
 KyleisBobDole: @VoR Don't use the W W! That's my W!
 VoR: @Dr Awkward don't use the G word! That is my word!
 Dr Awkward: This guy needs to stop using the "M" word. That's OUR word, man!
Image 232477   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
563
 
 looch: With dirty hands
 2Berries: Na nana nananana hey!
 when so: Urinal cake repurposed for human consumption.
 Not A Bot: This is art.
 VoR: I love the ping label. I buy all ping products.
 Side Boob: I'm a fat man. Your fate was sealed when I bought the candy :P
Image 232476   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
358
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Side Boob: yes and that is one blasphemous baby.
 when so: so much for "age of accountability"
 Mr. Shine: Awwwwwwww
 Side Boob: Did the rapture happen?
Image 232475   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
744
 
 yawgmoth: me also @Ulillillia
 Shay: Much better than William Blake's "The Tyger".
 bromide: @Ulillillia Stahppit - along with Ronnie Wickers "Woo" he was A Thing when we lived in Chicago, and I just couldn't... I mean, I just... Couldn't.
 White Rice: Greatest piece of poetry in modern history.
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre Wheaties, breakfast of champions
 gutwheat: @Ulillillia Oh God, please; not that guy...
 VoR: Out and proud to be a midget!
 Ulillillia: Rock over London, rock on Chicago
 Dr Awkward: No. NO.
 glenalec: Moving! (As in, I'm moving behind this steel door where its safer) :-)
Image 232474   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
333
 
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I too subscribe to the Top Gear theory of caravanning :P
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The caravan lone would put me off.
 Pickle Dick: @Mad Collager Nah, too dry here in the desert - I'd burn the whole neighbourhood down.
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Get a flame-thrower, while you're at it. Well, at least until they're outlawed...
 au bon pain: @Mr. Shine Plenty of times, particularly when I was younger, and I was an OK shot, too. Just don't like the idea of having firearms around the house nowadays, although with the crime rate jacking up here in LV and our house being only about 3 miles west of the Strip, I have recently considered getting a short-barrel 12 gauge street sweeper.
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Have you ever fired one? As in, at a practice range?
 Wort Mumpus: This was an NRA promo I received on Monday, I think it was. I found it odd because I have never purchased or owned a firearm.
 Side Boob: Ordinary guns, a 4-wheeler and a trailer? Pass
 Mr. Shine: How many girl scout cookies do I have to sell to get one of those?!
Image 232473   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Warrax @fanny Then it would be quite festive for the Sunday before Easter.
 Dr Awkward: It's not even OK to say "Merry Christmas" Anymore! I said it to someone today, and they said "It's Valentine's Day, Dr. Awkward!" Why do you hate Christianity!?
 Warrax: @fanny I hope it's a palm tree.
 Sadbot: It's not that coffee cups define anything, it's that some people are aggressively resentful towards a secular and inclusive society. And to those people I say "happy holidays!"
 fanny: your palm is a weird place to get a tattoo
Image 232472   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
1791
 
 mexican: @White Rice My vote is for Fairy personally. Especially with the pic OP chose.
 mexican: Some things must be badded though, like bacon and selfies.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Normal/RAD. Special ability - Switcherino: when an opponent attempts a move, there is a chance that they will instead use a move with higher total PP
 White Rice: So, what type IS Mascot? There are plenty of types I can figure it wouldnt be (fire/ice/water/grass/electric/steel (dang Pokmons, keep adding more types)) but as to what it would be...Im stumped.
 Mr. Butt: kawaii desu yo :3
 Side Boob: @a robot no mascot shaming :P
 a robot: I think Mascot is related to Snorlax
 Peter Pantsless: *throws master ball* (I'm not taking any chances)
Image 232471   02-14-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
685
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine [FLOINK!]
 Mr. Shine: *fuzzy bonk noise*
 fanny: *sees uploader name, scrolls back up to look for mascot*
Image 232470   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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