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272515  tib gubb: he's covering the spot where it says 'please'

272475  Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272513  Side Boob: BUTT BOOP!

272505  Passive: wow. rude.

272495  Air Biscuit: @ThoughtlessGentleman and queen.

272510  Dr Awkward: Do Physical Education?

272470  tib gubb: a short giraffe or a little husky

272475  tib gubb: dumpster juice is also salad i guess

272490  tib gubb: @Butcherboy all of humanity is motivated purely by racism now

272510  Mexico: Worth every penny of that $500 they spent on them.

272476  dangerkeith3000: Tomorrow tomorrow i love ya tomorrow it's only a day... a... way...

272510  Amy Housewine: Got 'em on the wrong way round, pervert.

272504  tib gubb: classy as heck

272477  dangerkeith3000: He's dead.

272479  dangerkeith3000: Most of those are better than the original name.

272482  dangerkeith3000: I once listened to Sun O)O)O) for an hour and went into cardiac arrest due to bradycardia.

272509  a robot: zzzzz - pleh - zzzzzz

272508  Amy Housewine: @Air Biscuit Borkfcaneer

272490  dangerkeith3000: All $43 million of it!

272492  fidelcastro: cats are assholes

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
859
 
 AlexDeLarge: Capybaras always look mildly irritated.
 Wooden Spoon: Anyone remember The worlds biggest rat at the state fair? I knew it was really a capybara, still super excited to see a capybara!
 Prostata: capys just love everyone
 Weedheart: (RAD obvs)
 spacedawg: What is it with these guys?
Image 232479   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
349
 
 Science: Where we're going, we won't need eyes...
 Mad Collager: Feast your eyes on this!
 mexican: The Corinthian's latest incarnation: a neckbeard.
 Wooden Spoon: "Get up on out of here with my Eyeholes!" - Eyehole Man
 dangerkeith3000: The better to taste you with, my dear...
 lolnotrly: Is that you, Josh? You're not ageing very well...
 Dr Awkward: "Your eyes are bigger that you mouth." FALSE!
 Warrax: You eat with your eyes first.
Image 232478   02-14-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
544
 
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon It's on Netflix, highly recommend #sponseredcontent
 Wooden Spoon: @Bohab: I just know his acting from his show with Martin Short. Ill have to see a video of the play.
 Science: @Bohab: I heard that there too much tuna?
 Mad Collager: A co-worker, by way of praise, told me I had a bright future at our workplace. Not being partial to that workplace, I retorted, "Don't use the "F" word around me!"
 Bohab: @Wooden Spoon I thought he was fantastic in "oh, hello" on broadway
 Wooden Spoon: Not a bad stand up comic, but possibly the worst actor of all time.
 when so: @KyleisBobDole Don't!
 KyleisBobDole: @VoR Don't use the W W! That's my W!
 gorilla: @Dr Awkward don't use the G word! That is my word!
 Dr Awkward: This guy needs to stop using the "M" word. That's OUR word, man!
Image 232477   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
563
 
 looch: With dirty hands
 2Berries: Na nana nananana hey!
 when so: Urinal cake repurposed for human consumption.
 Not A Bot: This is art.
 Callahan: I love the ping label. I buy all ping products.
 Side Boob: I'm a fat man. Your fate was sealed when I bought the candy :P
Image 232476   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
358
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Side Boob: yes and that is one blasphemous baby.
 when so: so much for "age of accountability"
 Mr. Shine: Awwwwwwww
 Side Boob: Did the rapture happen?
Image 232475   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
744
 
 yawgmoth: me also @Ulillillia
 Shay: Much better than William Blake's "The Tyger".
 bromide: @Ulillillia Stahppit - along with Ronnie Wickers "Woo" he was A Thing when we lived in Chicago, and I just couldn't... I mean, I just... Couldn't.
 White Rice: Greatest piece of poetry in modern history.
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre Wheaties, breakfast of champions
 gutwheat: @Ulillillia Oh God, please; not that guy...
 petunias: Out and proud to be a midget!
 Ulillillia: Rock over London, rock on Chicago
 Dr Awkward: No. NO.
 ashton: Moving! (As in, I'm moving behind this steel door where its safer) :-)
Image 232474   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
333
 
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I too subscribe to the Top Gear theory of caravanning :P
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The caravan lone would put me off.
 Pickle Dick: @Mad Collager Nah, too dry here in the desert - I'd burn the whole neighbourhood down.
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Get a flame-thrower, while you're at it. Well, at least until they're outlawed...
 au bon pain: @Mr. Shine Plenty of times, particularly when I was younger, and I was an OK shot, too. Just don't like the idea of having firearms around the house nowadays, although with the crime rate jacking up here in LV and our house being only about 3 miles west of the Strip, I have recently considered getting a short-barrel 12 gauge street sweeper.
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Have you ever fired one? As in, at a practice range?
 Wort Mumpus: This was an NRA promo I received on Monday, I think it was. I found it odd because I have never purchased or owned a firearm.
 Side Boob: Ordinary guns, a 4-wheeler and a trailer? Pass
 Mr. Shine: How many girl scout cookies do I have to sell to get one of those?!
Image 232473   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
481
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax @fanny Then it would be quite festive for the Sunday before Easter.
 Dr Awkward: It's not even OK to say "Merry Christmas" Anymore! I said it to someone today, and they said "It's Valentine's Day, Dr. Awkward!" Why do you hate Christianity!?
 Warrax: @fanny I hope it's a palm tree.
 Sadbot: It's not that coffee cups define anything, it's that some people are aggressively resentful towards a secular and inclusive society. And to those people I say "happy holidays!"
 fanny: your palm is a weird place to get a tattoo
Image 232472   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
1791
 
 mexican: @White Rice My vote is for Fairy personally. Especially with the pic OP chose.
 mexican: Some things must be badded though, like bacon and selfies.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Normal/RAD. Special ability - Switcherino: when an opponent attempts a move, there is a chance that they will instead use a move with higher total PP
 White Rice: So, what type IS Mascot? There are plenty of types I can figure it wouldnt be (fire/ice/water/grass/electric/steel (dang Pokmons, keep adding more types)) but as to what it would be...Im stumped.
 Mr. Butt: kawaii desu yo :3
 Side Boob: @a robot no mascot shaming :P
 a robot: I think Mascot is related to Snorlax
 Peter Pantsless: *throws master ball* (I'm not taking any chances)
Image 232471   02-14-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
685
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine [FLOINK!]
 Mr. Shine: *fuzzy bonk noise*
 fanny: *sees uploader name, scrolls back up to look for mascot*
Image 232470   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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