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262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Frirb Dampoble: Where we're going, we won't need eyes...
 Thirbo Rempoble: Feast your eyes on this!
 Hoft Rempopert: The Corinthian's latest incarnation: a neckbeard.
 Trarbo Rempomple: "Get up on out of here with my Eyeholes!" - Eyehole Man
 Thawn Brumbies: The better to taste you with, my dear...
 Jewn Flumuble: Is that you, Josh? You're not ageing very well...
 Vorbo Brumbies: "Your eyes are bigger that you mouth." FALSE!
 Gald Plemombies: You eat with your eyes first.
Image 232478   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Rimpo Flungus
 Thaft Grunupert: @Wooden Spoon It's on Netflix, highly recommend #sponseredcontent
 Pirbo Plungo: @Bohab: I just know his acting from his show with Martin Short. Ill have to see a video of the play.
 Lold Plungo: @Bohab: I heard that there too much tuna?
 Garm Grunongo: A co-worker, by way of praise, told me I had a bright future at our workplace. Not being partial to that workplace, I retorted, "Don't use the "F" word around me!"
 Rarm Cremongus: @Wooden Spoon I thought he was fantastic in "oh, hello" on broadway
 Trold Plemumbies: Not a bad stand up comic, but possibly the worst actor of all time.
 Thewn Flupert: @KyleisBobDole Don't!
 Crart Cremongus: @VoR Don't use the W W! That's my W!
 Theld Grunupert: @Dr Awkward don't use the G word! That is my word!
 Crift Plupert: This guy needs to stop using the "M" word. That's OUR word, man!
Image 232477   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Crengo Morpoble
 Reple Drumupert: With dirty hands
 Cring Cremongo: Na nana nananana hey!
 Mengo Flumongo: Urinal cake repurposed for human consumption.
 Jurb Bromple: This is art.
 Tharbo Morpungo: I love the ping label. I buy all ping products.
 Peld Horpungo: I'm a fat man. Your fate was sealed when I bought the candy :P
Image 232476   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Mart Cremumbies
 Darm Morpupert: @Side Boob: yes and that is one blasphemous baby.
 Frown Grunuble: so much for "age of accountability"
 Muwn Flongus: Awwwwwwww
 Frurt Horpuble: Did the rapture happen?
Image 232475   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jawn Groble
 Dimp Plupert: me also @Ulillillia
 Gongo Rempumple: Much better than William Blake's "The Tyger".
 Pulm Plemongo: @Ulillillia Stahppit - along with Ronnie Wickers "Woo" he was A Thing when we lived in Chicago, and I just couldn't... I mean, I just... Couldn't.
 Mewn Plomple: Greatest piece of poetry in modern history.
 Crirm Cremupert: @Robespierre Wheaties, breakfast of champions
 Gorbo Drumoble: @Ulillillia Oh God, please; not that guy...
 Crampo Plemomple: Out and proud to be a midget!
 Trong Flupert: Rock over London, rock on Chicago
 Flarbo Flumombies: No. NO.
 Juple Cremungo: Moving! (As in, I'm moving behind this steel door where its safer) :-)
Image 232474   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Dirbo Horpopert
 Dongo Plopert: @Mr Bleak I too subscribe to the Top Gear theory of caravanning :P
 Harm Grunoble: @Side Boob The caravan lone would put me off.
 Jerb Plupert: @Mad Collager Nah, too dry here in the desert - I'd burn the whole neighbourhood down.
 Gorb Flumopert: @Robespierre Get a flame-thrower, while you're at it. Well, at least until they're outlawed...
 Flamp Groble: @Mr. Shine Plenty of times, particularly when I was younger, and I was an OK shot, too. Just don't like the idea of having firearms around the house nowadays, although with the crime rate jacking up here in LV and our house being only about 3 miles west of the Strip, I have recently considered getting a short-barrel 12 gauge street sweeper.
 Thungo Rempungus: @Robespierre Have you ever fired one? As in, at a practice range?
 Flempo Rempumple: This was an NRA promo I received on Monday, I think it was. I found it odd because I have never purchased or owned a firearm.
 Hurm Brombies: Ordinary guns, a 4-wheeler and a trailer? Pass
 Flown Plemongus: How many girl scout cookies do I have to sell to get one of those?!
Image 232473   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Lirb Brungus
 Burm Flumupert: @Warrax @fanny Then it would be quite festive for the Sunday before Easter.
 Geld Plemongo: It's not even OK to say "Merry Christmas" Anymore! I said it to someone today, and they said "It's Valentine's Day, Dr. Awkward!" Why do you hate Christianity!?
 Rart Dampumple: @fanny I hope it's a palm tree.
 Flong Plungo: It's not that coffee cups define anything, it's that some people are aggressively resentful towards a secular and inclusive society. And to those people I say "happy holidays!"
 Gelm Brumbies: your palm is a weird place to get a tattoo
Image 232472   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jorbo Cremungus
 Jompo Drumungo: @White Rice My vote is for Fairy personally. Especially with the pic OP chose.
 Thango Rempongo: Some things must be badded though, like bacon and selfies.
 Varbo Drumungo: @White Rice Normal/RAD. Special ability - Switcherino: when an opponent attempts a move, there is a chance that they will instead use a move with higher total PP
 Bango Grunongus: So, what type IS Mascot? There are plenty of types I can figure it wouldnt be (fire/ice/water/grass/electric/steel (dang Pokmons, keep adding more types)) but as to what it would be...Im stumped.
 Varb Grunopert: kawaii desu yo :3
 Dert Plemomple: @a robot no mascot shaming :P
 Thawn Horpuble: I think Mascot is related to Snorlax
 Hingo Morpungo: *throws master ball* (I'm not taking any chances)
Image 232471   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Frople Grunoble
 Trongo Grongus: *doink
 Hurbo Gruble: @Mr. Shine [FLOINK!]
 Guwn Plumple: *fuzzy bonk noise*
 Flang Plungo: *sees uploader name, scrolls back up to look for mascot*
Image 232470   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Volm Rempuble
 Hurt Drumopert: Boo for donut soilers.
Image 232469   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Pirm Plemumple
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