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262457  Not A Bot: refreshments for sparkle ponies

262449  dangerkeith3000: The Scottish dialect is so beautiful.

262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

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 Derbo Dampongus: @fanny I'm never eating eggs in your house...
 Mompo Morpupert: @funny in the wall What @mexican said. It's a suppository.
 Lingo Cremombies: smuggling kinders into the usa?
 Flawn Cremoble: Suppository?
 Crango Plumple: @fanny that's um... something
 Puple Flumopert: @fanny I'm not eating those eggs...
 Dald Morpumbies: @funny in the wall I was thinking, "Damndest poo, this"
 Berbo Morpoble: That's a double yolker for sure.
 Thongo Gropert: it's an eg
 Morm Dampomple: @funny in the wall…
 Hirbo Flumombies: the toilet in the background is disconcerting
 Fremp Dampopert: 'Egg' shaped.
Image 232466   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jirbo Flumombies
 Lerm Bropert: mmmmm, Polysorbate 80.
 Crolm Flumopert: Regardless, Claussen is my readily-available favourite pickle. Now, if I could just run to the market and pick up some ChiPiCo pickles...
 Mingo Rempungus: @a robot: It might be the sodium content. 22% of your daily value in half a pickle is kind of a lot if you're watching out for that kind of stuff. I, on the other hand, have a functioning set of kidneys, so I eat as much sodium as I possibly can.
 Peple Flumongus: that's how they getcha
 Dalm Plumbies: Oh, because if a serving size was a WHOLE pickle half, that extra five calories would make people not eat these??? What the fuck
 Perb Bropert: Quarter Pickle is my rap name.
Image 232465   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Juft Flumombies
 Durm Albumbies: "Please, I prefer Robert cat."
 Trarb Alboble: Tufty AF
Image 232464   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jaft Albungus
 Jert Plemombies: Somehow, I'm not convinced.
 Flarb Flungus: Holy Bat-Van, Batman!
 Jurm Morpungus: License plate: NANANANA
Image 232463   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Veng Rempuble
 Dirt Cremungo: Dude, I think your girlfriend is in dire need of Advil.
 Rarb Plumbies: Something something Jessica something.
 Heng Plungo: Does your girlfriend have hay mouth?
 Jurbo Flumongo: Does your girlfriend need her teeth whitened?
Image 232462   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Humpo Rempuble
 Luple Flongo: Why is this so very upsetting...
 Theple Floble: Five toes? What's up with THAT?
 Himp Grunongus: This gonna give me the nightmares
Image 232461   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Lort Morpungus
 Buft Cremupert: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Vurb Morpombies: Jaunty indeed!
 Gift Brongo: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Trerb Dampumple: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 Rumpo Cremongus: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Trompo Horpongo
 Riwn Cremuble: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 Truft Horpupert: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 Veple Gromple: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Trild Flumple: I thought that was the main selling point.
 Gold Dampumbies: and quackery
 Belm Cremumple: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Ping Cremungo: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 Frungo Grupert: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 Dang Morpombies: Dig, y'all.
 Frang Morpupert: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Frurb Dampongus
 Leld Grunoble: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Vongo Cremumbies: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 Triple Rempomple: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Florbo Broble: @fanny Profit!
 Lango Morpuble: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Fluft Morpongus
 Fraple Flumple: Not a fan of the movie overall, but James Spader voices a great insane robot.
 Part Morpungus: You're only as old as you feel. But I assume it's young
Image 232457   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Burm Cremungus
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