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273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

273209  tib gubb: maybe the problem is you don't have enough ram

273206  WTF: #RealMenHaveNinetyDegreeAngles

273208  WTF: It was supposed to be making fun of the left-wing media but since she wore the jacket that must mean she actually cares what they think.

273164  a sedated moose: @Yam werewolves of London.

273211  Sage: I think I had this model. This state does not surprise me.

273210  Sadbot: JFC that is a terrible baseline

273211  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me dog

273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272950 some guy : Snail Down.



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 Spazstatic: @fanny I'm never eating eggs in your house...
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall What @mexican said. It's a suppository.
 brian greene: smuggling kinders into the usa?
 mexican: Suppository?
 funny in the wall: @fanny that's um... something
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny I'm not eating those eggs...
 hosehorse: @funny in the wall I was thinking, "Damndest poo, this"
 Dr Awkward: That's a double yolker for sure.
 tib gubb: it's an eg
 fanny: @funny in the wall tinyurl.com/…
 funny in the wall: the toilet in the background is disconcerting
 ping: 'Egg' shaped.
Image 232466   02-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
221
 
 Shay: mmmmm, Polysorbate 80.
 Defiance: Regardless, Claussen is my readily-available favourite pickle. Now, if I could just run to the market and pick up some ChiPiCo pickles...
 Science: @a robot: It might be the sodium content. 22% of your daily value in half a pickle is kind of a lot if you're watching out for that kind of stuff. I, on the other hand, have a functioning set of kidneys, so I eat as much sodium as I possibly can.
 tib gubb: that's how they getcha
 a robot: Oh, because if a serving size was a WHOLE pickle half, that extra five calories would make people not eat these??? What the fuck
 bug: Quarter Pickle is my rap name.
Image 232465   02-14-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
755
 
 SpaceCow: "Please, I prefer Robert cat."
 Mr. Shine: Tufty AF
Image 232464   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
379
 
 well duh: Somehow, I'm not convinced.
 dangerkeith3000: Holy Bat-Van, Batman!
 Micro Jackson: License plate: NANANANA
Image 232463   02-14-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
587
 
 Shay: Dude, I think your girlfriend is in dire need of Advil.
 male anon: Something something Jessica something.
 UltraBeverly: Does your girlfriend have hay mouth?
 WTF: Does your girlfriend need her teeth whitened?
Image 232462   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
751
 
 Bohab: Why is this so very upsetting...
 mrmaestro: Five toes? What's up with THAT?
 Micro Jackson: This gonna give me the nightmares
Image 232461   02-14-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
390
 
 Teechur: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Mr. Shine: Jaunty indeed!
 Micro Jackson: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Mr. Butt: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 zoe: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
289
 
 barfolomew: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 DrinkMixMan: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 kornisjon: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Mad Collager: I thought that was the main selling point.
 tib gubb: and quackery
 Mr. Shine: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 dangerkeith3000: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 champeen: Dig, y'all.
 Ulillillia: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
422
 
 Shay: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Micro Jackson: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 charlemagne: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Ulillillia: @fanny Profit!
 fanny: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
630
 
 Wooden Spoon: Not a fan of the movie overall, but James Spader voices a great insane robot.
 Dresdenkeogh: You're only as old as you feel. But I assume it's young
Image 232457   02-14-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
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