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234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

233362  Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.

234027  Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!

234030  Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme

234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233930 brian greene: i would

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233978 KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)



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Score:
570
 
 Shay: Dude, I think your girlfriend is in dire need of Advil.
 Robespierre: Something something Jessica something.
 UltraBeverly: Does your girlfriend have hay mouth?
 WTF: Does your girlfriend need her teeth whitened?
Image 232462   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
711
 
 Bohab: Why is this so very upsetting...
 Robespierre: Five toes? What's up with THAT?
 Micro Jackson: This gonna give me the nightmares
Image 232461   02-14-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
390
 
 Teechur: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Mr. Shine: Jaunty indeed!
 Micro Jackson: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Mr. Butt: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 VoR: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
289
 
 barfolomew: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 DrinkMixMan: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 kornisjon: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Mad Collager: I thought that was the main selling point.
 tib gubb: and quackery
 Mr. Shine: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 dangerkeith3000: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 Robespierre: Dig, y'all.
 Ulillillia: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
398
 
 Shay: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Micro Jackson: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 charlemagne: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Ulillillia: @fanny Profit!
 fanny: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
608
 
 Wooden Spoon: Not a fan of the movie overall, but James Spader voices a great insane robot.
 Dresdenkeogh: You're only as old as you feel. But I assume it's young
Image 232457   02-14-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
409
 
 VoR: SMALL TREE! YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT ON THE RED LEAVES TONIGHT!
Image 232456   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
500
 
 barfolomew: All right, this is okay, because it analyzes the meme format and presents interesting information. I'll let it go. Just this once!
 dangerkeith3000: Haters gonna hate, but I like this one.
 Robespierre: Send this to the Snore Zone, where it belongs
 Side Boob: Death to all memes.
 copunter: metamemes. available NOWWWWWWWwwwww ask your metadoctor about metamemes NOWwww
Image 232455   02-14-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
519
 
 Side Boob: @Robespierre My three boys died off over the last two years. They all made it to 19-20 years, and I miss them
 Robespierre: @Side Boob Eight (or so) and counting - they're not ours, though; they just hang out in our yard constantly, probably cuz we have no dog. They are reasonably friendly most of the time.
 Side Boob: The friendly spaceship is NOT helping me to avoid getting a cat :( Or two.
Image 232454   02-14-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
199
 
 glenalec: @funny in the wall - that's the Melange.
 funny in the wall: Caviar ice cream? Ok, Im game
 VoR: Is life
 addend: (Flows.)
Image 232453   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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