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248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

248705  Dr Awkward: This place looks cozy. I'll take it.

248757  E. HONDA: this is abominable

248762  E. HONDA: if I remember Tolkien correctly, orcs are basically fucked up elves, so there could also be keebler orcs, christmas orcs, and house orcs

248755  dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.

248762  Scoo: They'll all annoy the shit out of you sooner of later. Likely sooner.

248753  Winterneuro: My crabs dont run

248762  whcvgre78: I mean that's fair. Will Ferrel isn't nearly as funny as those other three.

248758  Dr Awkward: My crabs don't run.

248761  Dr Awkward: GAHH!!

248689  whcvgre78: Has wares if you have the coin.

248760  Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Looks like a fledgling robin to me.

248758  dangerkeith3000: So many pastels...

248710  whcvgre78: My man Larry killed on Jeopardy a few nights ago.

248760  dangerkeith3000: Is that a great tit?

248760  Mac: Birb.

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10. Robespierre



The top ten most commented-on images today:

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248680 bug: pornhub

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248685 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck



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 8. violentwrath: 2231 points
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10. dangerkeith3000: 2127 points
11. Nope: 2114 points
12. dingding: 2111 points
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14. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
15. Yurishiro: 1860 points
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Score:
390
 
 Teechur: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Mr. Shine: Jaunty indeed!
 Micro Jackson: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Mr. Butt: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 VoR: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
289
 
 barfolomew: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 DrinkMixMan: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 kornisjon: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Mad Collager: I thought that was the main selling point.
 tib gubb: and quackery
 Mr. Shine: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 dangerkeith3000: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 champeen: Dig, y'all.
 Ulillillia: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
422
 
 Shay: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Micro Jackson: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 charlemagne: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Ulillillia: @fanny Profit!
 fanny: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
630
 
 Wooden Spoon: Not a fan of the movie overall, but James Spader voices a great insane robot.
 Dresdenkeogh: You're only as old as you feel. But I assume it's young
Image 232457   02-14-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
428
 
 VoR: SMALL TREE! YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT ON THE RED LEAVES TONIGHT!
Image 232456   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
495
 
 barfolomew: All right, this is okay, because it analyzes the meme format and presents interesting information. I'll let it go. Just this once!
 dangerkeith3000: Haters gonna hate, but I like this one.
 durian: Send this to the Snore Zone, where it belongs
 Side Boob: Death to all memes.
 copunter: metamemes. available NOWWWWWWWwwwww ask your metadoctor about metamemes NOWwww
Image 232455   02-14-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
541
 
 Side Boob: @Robespierre My three boys died off over the last two years. They all made it to 19-20 years, and I miss them
 cassette1: @Side Boob Eight (or so) and counting - they're not ours, though; they just hang out in our yard constantly, probably cuz we have no dog. They are reasonably friendly most of the time.
 Side Boob: The friendly spaceship is NOT helping me to avoid getting a cat :( Or two.
Image 232454   02-14-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
199
 
 glenalec: @funny in the wall - that's the Melange.
 funny in the wall: Caviar ice cream? Ok, Im game
 VoR: Is life
 addend: (Flows.)
Image 232453   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
695
 
 Felicity: What am I going to do after graduation...
Image 232452   02-14-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
755
 
 addend: "The binders? Cat photos."
Image 232451   02-14-18   Uploaded by    obboma
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