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234501  Ulillillia: Ouch

234477  Dreforian: @glenalec Everything's moving to the cloud these days

234483  Dreforian: Oh shi- did we leave the oven on when we left the cave?

234483  Dreforian: Quick! I heard someone has popcorn at the Vatican!

234483  Dreforian: SPRING BREAK!

234506  glenalec: I avoid tech that looks like a SciFi villain designed it - they always seem to contain one crucial flaw.

234504  glenalec: @WTF - But she can #234513 ! And #234510 is certainly trying!

234501  Dreforian: @Coolguy Must have been right after Red Alert as he never wore ties again!

234489  fanny: mods, please update my username to fanny fidler

234504  glenalec: Aliens are among us - more proof of non-humanoid tool-using lifeforms.

229496  fanny: return #234492

234492  fanny: haha @Peter Pantsless #229496

234503  Scoo: "They took mah ears!"

234502  Scoo: Ahhhh! Acid shin attack!

234493  Teechur: Just realized they got the leash, too!

234423  glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234428  glenalec: Don't upload me like potato.

234430  glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234488  grizzly: @looch nerd! No just kidding. I did the same thing.

234493  Teechur: Where's Grandma?

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2. glenalec
3. Scoo
4. Felicity
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6. Wooden Spoon
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9. redmonkey3
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234265 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234465 a robot: Mantis' long lost sister?

234430 glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234331 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn

234446 a robot: But....why?

234437 FatTigerWoods: The kid couldn't stop eating for a sec and take a picture? Rude.

234411 Peter Pantsless: Ah, they're probably going to shave it off and were just having a bit of fun. I give myself goofy facial hair whenever I shave my beard off

234423 glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.



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goldman sachs uploaded 234234 (935 points)
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Annoying Vegan uploaded 234070 (923 points)
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a robot uploaded 234458 (847 points)
lavender uploaded 234129 (838 points)
habbekratz uploaded 234281 (838 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 234258 (834 points)
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The Bees uploaded 234329 (817 points)


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11. wolfpupy: 2139 points
12. Micro Jackson: 2094 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 2089 points
14. Side Boob: 1806 points
15. Scoo: 1785 points
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Score:
390
 
 Teechur: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Mr. Shine: Jaunty indeed!
 Micro Jackson: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Mr. Butt: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 VoR: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
289
 
 barfolomew: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 DrinkMixMan: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 kornisjon: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Mad Collager: I thought that was the main selling point.
 tib gubb: and quackery
 Mr. Shine: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 dangerkeith3000: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 Robespierre: Dig, y'all.
 Ulillillia: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
398
 
 Shay: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Micro Jackson: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 charlemagne: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Ulillillia: @fanny Profit!
 fanny: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
608
 
 Wooden Spoon: Not a fan of the movie overall, but James Spader voices a great insane robot.
 Dresdenkeogh: You're only as old as you feel. But I assume it's young
Image 232457   02-14-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
409
 
 VoR: SMALL TREE! YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT ON THE RED LEAVES TONIGHT!
Image 232456   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
500
 
 barfolomew: All right, this is okay, because it analyzes the meme format and presents interesting information. I'll let it go. Just this once!
 dangerkeith3000: Haters gonna hate, but I like this one.
 Robespierre: Send this to the Snore Zone, where it belongs
 Side Boob: Death to all memes.
 copunter: metamemes. available NOWWWWWWWwwwww ask your metadoctor about metamemes NOWwww
Image 232455   02-14-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
519
 
 Side Boob: @Robespierre My three boys died off over the last two years. They all made it to 19-20 years, and I miss them
 Robespierre: @Side Boob Eight (or so) and counting - they're not ours, though; they just hang out in our yard constantly, probably cuz we have no dog. They are reasonably friendly most of the time.
 Side Boob: The friendly spaceship is NOT helping me to avoid getting a cat :( Or two.
Image 232454   02-14-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
199
 
 glenalec: @funny in the wall - that's the Melange.
 funny in the wall: Caviar ice cream? Ok, Im game
 VoR: Is life
 addend: (Flows.)
Image 232453   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
643
 
 Felicity: What am I going to do after graduation...
Image 232452   02-14-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
704
 
 addend: "The binders? Cat photos."
Image 232451   02-14-18   Uploaded by    obboma
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