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272705  Littlecraftywolf: fuck you i was a member and there were thousands at least

272721  Nope: Man Jeff Foxworthy let himself go

272674  Mustyrats: Really? another screen shot?

272724  professional: $500?

272632  KingTrebek: [assistant to the regional]

272713  Dr. Bathroom: I ffffart in your general direction.

272707  Not A Bot: 'murica, 2086

272663  SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272645  skittles: perfect @The Man...

272676  Scoo: I should have gotten off at Crackton

272711  Shay: Other dog is thinking "Damn, he's majestic AF"

272699  Butcherboy: I thought it was the night the lights went out in Georgia @charlemagne

272641  Sadpygmy: Smash the patriarchy

272709  UltraBeverly: Ah, the ol combine in a cotton field image again I see.

272701  Peter Pantsless: I FUCKING LOVE NOODLES

272708  Peter Pantsless: Twist: it's an ad for a heavy metal festival they're putting on

272684  Annoying Vegan : It is super pretty kitty day on the Spaceship

272680  Apple IIe: If it makes you happy and doesn't affect me in any way go for it, you damn weirdo.

272694  Annoying Vegan : @Korrok Once upon a time, there were wolves...

272699  charlemagne: that day I'll always remember, yes I will, cause that was the day that daddy died

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.



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Score:
390
 
 Teechur: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Mr. Shine: Jaunty indeed!
 Micro Jackson: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Mr. Butt: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 zoe: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
289
 
 barfolomew: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 DrinkMixMan: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 kornisjon: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Mad Collager: I thought that was the main selling point.
 tib gubb: and quackery
 Mr. Shine: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 dangerkeith3000: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 champeen: Dig, y'all.
 Ulillillia: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
422
 
 Shay: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Micro Jackson: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 charlemagne: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Ulillillia: @fanny Profit!
 fanny: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
630
 
 Wooden Spoon: Not a fan of the movie overall, but James Spader voices a great insane robot.
 Dresdenkeogh: You're only as old as you feel. But I assume it's young
Image 232457   02-14-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
428
 
 Frum Temps: SMALL TREE! YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT ON THE RED LEAVES TONIGHT!
Image 232456   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
495
 
 barfolomew: All right, this is okay, because it analyzes the meme format and presents interesting information. I'll let it go. Just this once!
 dangerkeith3000: Haters gonna hate, but I like this one.
 durian: Send this to the Snore Zone, where it belongs
 Side Boob: Death to all memes.
 copunter: metamemes. available NOWWWWWWWwwwww ask your metadoctor about metamemes NOWwww
Image 232455   02-14-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
541
 
 Side Boob: @Robespierre My three boys died off over the last two years. They all made it to 19-20 years, and I miss them
 cassette1: @Side Boob Eight (or so) and counting - they're not ours, though; they just hang out in our yard constantly, probably cuz we have no dog. They are reasonably friendly most of the time.
 Side Boob: The friendly spaceship is NOT helping me to avoid getting a cat :( Or two.
Image 232454   02-14-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
199
 
 trucker: @funny in the wall - that's the Melange.
 funny in the wall: Caviar ice cream? Ok, Im game
 PissedOff: Is life
 addend: (Flows.)
Image 232453   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
695
 
 georgerino: What am I going to do after graduation...
Image 232452   02-14-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
755
 
 addend: "The binders? Cat photos."
Image 232451   02-14-18   Uploaded by    obboma
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