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273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

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3. addend
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6. Not A Bot
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8. Passive
9. dangerkeith3000
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
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11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: What the Vuck?!(tm)
Image 232422   02-14-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
787
 
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro *sprays Faygo*
 dangerkeith3000: Dr Zoidberg's surgical mask fits like a glove *rim shot*
 Paint Chips: whoop whoop whoop
 Mad Collager: He's all ready to perform his rendition of "Wattle I Do?"
 when so: A-plus tentacle cosplay tech
 WotGives: Why not?
 killme: Greetings from the Zoid Void
Image 232421   02-14-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Image 232420 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bacon Train. Boo, Bacon Train.
Score:
158
 
 Uncle Phil: My daughter was bullied by one of you. Who was it?
 yawgmoth: Eggs Ackley
 grizzly: @when so eggspect
 when so: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to fry.
 neutron: Eggs yes, and maybe fake gun, but my instincts still make me think you're a sociopath for doing this.
Image 232419   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
275
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward The guy who was winding Pete up.
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not a velociraptor, but twenty pounds is twenty pounds
 Ulillillia: They're the ancestors of birds so: chirp
 copunter: Hi, I'm Pete, and I want to extend my sincerest apologies regarding the complications that ensued in the final round of my velociraptor "impression" contest. This is as much as my legal defense will allow me to say at this time.
 Dr Awkward: SO WHO WON?!
 oregon man: Borkfffffff
 HatStand: SCREEEEEEEE
 breadtoaster: grrrraaawr
Image 232418   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
405
 
 Sadbot: @Yurishiro They do! And they make great tug o war toys, but @Teechur Is right, and it's even worse if your dog likes to show you "this is how I'd kill a rabbit!" with their toys...right in your lap
 Teechur: @Yurishiro But they HURT! I get bruises on my shins when my dog shakes hers!
 karmakat: LEAVE ME ALONE...I am sad.
 Admiral Alan: Debris field sighted
 kayjay: @Sadbot I thought dogs LOVE knotted rope toys!
 Sadbot: @Teechur Same with mine, I'd rather deal with stuffing and squeakers all day than get another knotted rope toy a.k.a. "dog flail"
 Teechur: Our Bella guts all her wubbies, too. Has to find the squeaky "heart"
Image 232417   02-14-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
214
 
 copunter: whoa whoa two? pastries?? what, are we rich now? I don't care what he said. dad isn't here. put it back in the wrapper
 Teechur: You MONSTER! Put the cheese product BETWEEN the toaster pastries!
Image 232416   02-14-18   Uploaded by    jem
Image 232415 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by burritos. Boo, burritos.
Score:
381
 
 Not A Bot: I can see my county from here.
 karmakat: you sure don't see that everywhere.
 charlemagne: @Zukero last night I saw these trolleys with massive seats in them at a tesco, only just realised this is what they're for
 Zukero: Technically a good idea, but degrading AF.
 charlemagne: they grow up so fast these days
Image 232414   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro @Felicity Yes, only dryer and tougher, because they are usually overcooked.
 Janston: @Yurishiro I decided to try them a week or two ago. Before I did I asked what they were. i said What are chicken fries, are they chicken in the shape of fries? and the cashier just said WHAT?
 Religion X: @funny in the wall what's the difference with chicken nuggets? Just shape?
 funny in the wall: I had chicken fries once when they first appeared. They were bad
Image 232413   02-14-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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