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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe



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Score:
290
 
 No Penguins Allowed: Front toward enemy
 Jabberwikket: "SUPPRESSING FIIIRRRREEEE!!!!"
 Captain Marsupial: @Nope I see you've played Knifey Spoony before.
 Peach: Mine is a lover, not a fighter.
 BavidDowie: This is a mortar, to be exact. *thoonk*
 Spazstatic: I remember visiting my sister in college and using the restroom in the hall... There was a sign that said "Boys, please stand closer, it's not as big as you think."
 well duh: This is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting, this is for fun.
 bug: Sorry; Apparently, I brought a dick to a gun fight.
 Demon Universe: Its a catapult! (But seriously people, think about the people who have to clean this s***.)
 addend: "Er, I'm holding something else." / (whispers) "Stand closer."
 Nope: What do I do if Im holding a knife?
 charlemagne: speak for yourself
Image 232353   02-13-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
884
 
 crazyfingers: Al is starting to look like a playing-card king
 Shay: Verne prepares to be Al's next accordion.
 Teechur: Vernal Yankuinox. Sorry. I should have just left it at "No comments yet"
Image 232352   02-13-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
484
 
 Mr Bleak: @addend Splash guard.
 Kaviri: Down on the corner, out in the street; Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. Bring a nickle, tap your feet.
 addend: Wearing a helmet? You've come prepared.
 Nope: @a robot Man imagine if stupid comments were an energy source?!
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers We power this site wirh (stupid) comments!
 Mr. Whiskers: Sometimes I make the dumbest joke possible on purpose. But that gem below was the only one Ive actually been embarrassed for how stupid it is. But I would (+) it and so should you.
 Mr. Whiskers: My town has a Penis Blvd that crosses Anotherpenis Blvd, so also kind of a double-entendre
 a robot: No joke, my town has an intersection of Gay Street and Queens Street
 tib gubb: oh, i heard that's where your mom's house is.
Image 232351   02-13-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
964
 
 wolfpk: Boss to employee 1: Go chase that stupid cat out of the box and bring in the boxes! Five minutes later to employee 2: Go find out what all that screaming is about!
 tib gubb: i think you should look again. i fits.
 Peter Pantsless: A cat is a cat; they fits, they sits
Image 232350   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
649
 
 a robot: Licorice, chocolate and butterscotch
 tib gubb: this is the doghouse you want to be in
Image 232349   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
265
 
 tib gubb: that's right. you're basically a drunken meal to be consumed and forgotten about.
 Prostata: Last time I was sauced and tossed it cost me $50 and she stole my watch
 Side Boob: Same
Image 232348   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
982
 
 tib gubb: @Spazstatic basically that the space program was too expensive and doomed to fail
 phil: Coming up next, after the "Attila the Nun Show" - "THE BUZZ ALDRIN SHOW"!
 Captain Marsupial: To the fire door...And BEYOND!
 namaste: 50th anniversary next year..
 Chest Rockwell: Hey, it's that guy that punched Bart Sibrel in the face. Rad.
 Not A Bot: every pic needs some meme faces
 Spazstatic: @tib gubb What was it?
 tib gubb: aldrin's cool, but i'm a bit disappointed about what he said to elon musk about space travel
 Nope: What a Buzz kill
 Side Boob: Col. Aldrin can go anywhere he damn well pleases.
Image 232347   02-13-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
109
 
 well duh: Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.
 addend: (Submits to forensic image analysis team.)
Image 232346   02-13-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
408
 
 Mr Bleak: Cummon ya wuss! That's just Tornado Spiders and Drop Bears!
 addend: "No, mate. Snake bit 'im."
 White Rice: RIP in peace.
Image 232345   02-13-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
1272
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Anyone feel that orange cat is ruining a floofy vibe? I mean, I respect all feline body types. I just felt like there was a theme.
 dorian: Bliss
 Teechur: The antithesis of Grumpy Cat
 fanny: it's only 9:30, but i feel like i should go bed on this high note
 Prostata: happycat!
 Side Boob: I really want to pet this cat!
 Peter Pantsless: If everybody had one of these things, there would be no more war or crime
 Ulillillia: This cat is a natural antidepressant
 a robot: I need this cat in my life!
 tib gubb: has frolick, has carrot, has sleeps, has fren
Image 232344   02-13-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
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