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268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 KickassHellyeah: My friend has a shirt that says this!
 Science: or president!
 pig 3: Unlikely to happen.
 crazyfingers: Stop making stupid people, period.
Image 232283   02-13-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
176
 
 Kaviri: Reginald was instructed to practice his smile in the mirror every morning.
 Snowta: heeyyyyy
Image 232282   02-13-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
490
 
 carpwoman: @Dr Awkward - Not that I can recommend. I don't get downtown much.
 Dr Awkward: @carpwoman I'll be visiting your fine city for a conference in May... any underrated places I should see?
 carpwoman: @Dr Awkward - Yes we did.
 kornisjon: Are they all Prince?
 Dr Awkward: I liked that the entire city of Minneapolis briefly had purple powers during the half-time show.
 VoR: Never the king
 Side Boob: Game. Blouses. Enjoy your pancakes
Image 232281   02-13-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
1042
 
 ping: Best buds.
 Peter Pantsless: Just don't stand up with that thing in there or you might have to go back to the vet
 karmakat: I WILL help you feel better.
 redmonkey3: Shade is Shade
 maura: D'aaawww!
Image 232280   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
159
 
 Kaviri: The Men Who Stare at Goats
 Bad Dad: Moo-jahideen
 Dr Awkward: perhaps not.
 BavidDowie: Cowliban
Image 232279   02-13-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
537
 
 BavidDowie: something something "under the hood"... I'll show myself out
 fanny: I wonder if they also like BOOBIES
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, great, now I'll NEVER be able to find my car in the parking lot
Image 232278   02-13-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
405
 
 Zukero: There are many types of Bad Whack offper episodes. This is one of them.
 Sadbot: This was made by someone who didn't scar themselves as children watching The Outer Limits
Image 232277   02-13-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
67
 
 Kaviri: This is the tool they use to touch up model photos for magazine covers.
 Teechur: Buenas notches.
 Dr Awkward: Top notch!
Image 232276   02-13-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
455
 
 Kaviri: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
 XLY: my kinda gal
 redmonkey3: Siracha to go! When you absolutely positively have to spice up every last motherfucker in the room; accept no substitute
 Dr Awkward: I need to start carrying chipotle ranch with me for sub-par burritos. (It sounds odd, but it's soooo good on a carnitas / potato burrito)
Image 232275   02-13-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
686
 
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Sure glad it's not my cross to bear - I had no idea that Totino's made anything with cat in it.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt oh god i'm crying i'm laughing so hard... now THAT'S an episode of ALF i can get behind *wink wink*
 dangerkeith3000: things have been kind of rough at home
 Mr. Butt: @fanny m.youtube.com/…
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Not surprising, but yeah, that is sad.
 fanny: I tried to watch an episode of ALF the other day with my kids. I'm sad to say it does not hold up well :(
Image 232274   02-13-18   Uploaded by    brutal
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