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272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

272384  wolfpk: The harvest is humming along!

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

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Score:
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 fisto: Boulder opal. From Streya.
 Side Boob: This is a quest item, isn't it?
 redmonkey3: Rocks Rule!
 mexican: That is really quite neat
Image 232267   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
805
 
 Largehand: The cat that curved spacetime
Image 232266   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
313
 
 Kaviri: Sam was very proud of his new job as a fluffer.
 addend: "and I vote".
 Chest Rockwell: 10-4
 kornisjon: Cars have been really sexual lately...
 CheezGrater: NO FUCKING DUUH
 tib gubb: stop braggin'
 goldman sachs: Charmed, I'm sure.
 redmonkey3: @FabricMan - given recent selection results; sure
 FabricMan: @redmonkey3 Same hand?
 redmonkey3: AND I VOTE!
 a robot: That's nice, dear.
 Side Boob: Same
 Peter Pantsless: "My other car is #232233."
Image 232265   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
345
 
 Rocky XLVII: @a robot don't be mean!
 Wort Mumpus: Lol
 a robot: That exactly-matching brown tie-and-shirt combo is a terrible fashion choice that matches your terrible personality, Joey.
 Dr Awkward: I simply could never back this show up...
 Not A Bot: I take it it's a vendor who mostly makes stuff for little girls. These dragon tails are super cute.
Image 232264   02-13-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
709
 
 BavidDowie: A horse walks into a bar...cat face?
 Mr. Butt: Never look a gift horse in the cat.
 Peter Pantsless: @barfolomew Well, at least she won't get the flu
 barfolomew: OMG OMG OMG my girlfriend didn't even say she was pregnant
Image 232263   02-13-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
350
 
 Double-Munched Tacotito: rad for this @AlexDeLarge
 Bohab: Not first place apparently...
 carpwoman: She actually used her 15 minutes of fame to do some good in the world. More power to her.
 Jalamunch Totorito: Psychotic Wife
 Peter Pantsless: @AlexDeLarge There's actually a dude (not related) that looks almost exactly like her. Google "overly attached boyfriend."
 funny in the wall: @AlexDeLarge and the bunny teeth
 AlexDeLarge: They kinda look like siblings. Mayhap it's the facial expressions
 SpaceCow: These are people. They are in a picture.
 kornisjon: You've got a stain on your husband.
 celebgate: I always thought she seemed nice
 Dr Awkward: That's the chick from the internet, right?
Image 232262   02-13-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
561
 
 PenguinBartender: YOU DIE NOW!
Image 232261   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
618
 
 addend: cos you didn't apply sine block properly.
 Dr Awkward: WOMP womp.
 barfolomew: I agree, that IS hideous.
 clueful: Bazinga!
Image 232260   02-13-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: Not the worst: Google for "White Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant w/ Black Child" *sigh*
 Fuzzpot: Some shit is more Bull than others.
 BavidDowie: redacted: our mistake, "After a Lou shot.."
 Science: It's fake from the "World News Daily Report" a "parody" site that exists purely to serve up clickbait for your racist and dumb relatives.
 redmonkey3: Will someone (anyone) PLEASE nuke this state... please.
 Prostata: The other stories on world news daily report are even funnier, btw. with hilarious mugshots
 FabricMan: Yeah, the flu shot. That's the ticket!
 bug: That's an award-winning poker face, if I ever saw one.
 barfolomew: I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but at whose expense I'm not sure.
 Prostata: corrected headline: "Texas girl has most gullible parents in history"
 Dr Awkward: "Virgin"
 karmakat: you SHITTING ME RIGHT!
 a robot: Seems legit.
 Zukero: I'm pretty sure baby's got the flu too...
 Peter Pantsless: To be fair, it's hard to put a condom on a needle without poking a hole in it
 GTA VII: She's got better questions to answer!
 Cami: Good ol' Flu never had much self control.
Image 232259   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
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 Kaviri: What is love?
 Peter Pantsless: We can't stop here! This is cat country!
 SpaceCow: Larry, Curly and Moe.
 Ulillillia: Oh yes it's ladies' night
 karmakat: oooh, look at that...WAIT! SOMEONE IS LOOKING AT US!
 PenguinBartender: Ohshitkeepdrivingkeepdriving!
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: eyes front, sapiens.
Image 232258   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
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