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233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. Mr. Shine
5. tib gubb
6. Kaviri
7. redmonkey3
8. zrj235
9. VeeKay
10. Peter Pantsless



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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (974 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 232709 (954 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (953 points)
Mumbles uploaded 232711 (947 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 232518 (945 points)
fatman uploaded 232527 (935 points)


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10. Bagels: 2642 points
11. ineedhepl: 2567 points
12. Warrax: 2411 points
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15. Dresdenkeogh: 1847 points
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Score:
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 BavidDowie: A horse walks into a bar...cat face?
 Mr. Butt: Never look a gift horse in the cat.
 Peter Pantsless: @barfolomew Well, at least she won't get the flu
 barfolomew: OMG OMG OMG my girlfriend didn't even say she was pregnant
Image 232263   02-13-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
350
 
 Double-Munched Tacotito: rad for this @AlexDeLarge
 Bohab: Not first place apparently...
 carpwoman: She actually used her 15 minutes of fame to do some good in the world. More power to her.
 Robespierre: Psychotic Wife
 Peter Pantsless: @AlexDeLarge There's actually a dude (not related) that looks almost exactly like her. Google "overly attached boyfriend."
 funny in the wall: @AlexDeLarge and the bunny teeth
 AlexDeLarge: They kinda look like siblings. Mayhap it's the facial expressions
 SpaceCow: These are people. They are in a picture.
 kornisjon: You've got a stain on your husband.
 VoR: I always thought she seemed nice
 Dr Awkward: That's the chick from the internet, right?
Image 232262   02-13-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
532
 
 PenguinBartender: YOU DIE NOW!
Image 232261   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
563
 
 addend: cos you didn't apply sine block properly.
 Dr Awkward: WOMP womp.
 barfolomew: I agree, that IS hideous.
 Yurishiro: Bazinga!
Image 232260   02-13-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: Not the worst: Google for "White Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant w/ Black Child" *sigh*
 Robespierre: Some shit is more Bull than others.
 BavidDowie: redacted: our mistake, "After a Lou shot.."
 Science: It's fake from the "World News Daily Report" a "parody" site that exists purely to serve up clickbait for your racist and dumb relatives.
 redmonkey3: Will someone (anyone) PLEASE nuke this state... please.
 Prostata: The other stories on world news daily report are even funnier, btw. with hilarious mugshots
 FabricMan: Yeah, the flu shot. That's the ticket!
 bug: That's an award-winning poker face, if I ever saw one.
 barfolomew: I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but at whose expense I'm not sure.
 Prostata: corrected headline: "Texas girl has most gullible parents in history"
 Dr Awkward: "Virgin"
 karmakat: you SHITTING ME RIGHT!
 a robot: Seems legit.
 Zukero: I'm pretty sure baby's got the flu too...
 Peter Pantsless: To be fair, it's hard to put a condom on a needle without poking a hole in it
 VeeKay: She's got better questions to answer!
 Yurishiro: Good ol' Flu never had much self control.
Image 232259   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
734
 
 Kaviri: What is love?
 Peter Pantsless: We can't stop here! This is cat country!
 SpaceCow: Larry, Curly and Moe.
 Ulillillia: Oh yes it's ladies' night
 karmakat: oooh, look at that...WAIT! SOMEONE IS LOOKING AT US!
 PenguinBartender: Ohshitkeepdrivingkeepdriving!
 Yurishiro: eyes front, sapiens.
Image 232258   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
186
 
 fanny: ugh, he spelled Happy Valentine's day wrong
 Dr Awkward: Classic King Frank.
 karmakat: NO THANKS, I don't do drugs...
 VeeKay: Nippy
 Yurishiro: Nuppy
Image 232257   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
509
 
 Prostata: G G G ...GHOST BEES!
 Teechur: @Side Boob With a username like yours, you SHOULD be ashamed!
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax Especially this guy #232233
 Side Boob: I'm ashamed at how long it took me to get this :(
 Yurishiro: @Warrax I was thinking this is bs but I guess everyone loves Boo bs too.
 Warrax: Everyone loves Boo Bees.
Image 232256   02-13-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Image 232255 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PygmyGremlin. We'll pray for you, PygmyGremlin.
Score:
378
 
 Kaviri: @phonk The strain was actually called Cheer up, Charlie.
 Robespierre: Nug-O-Rama, coming soon to a basement near you.
 SpaceCow: "Run home Charlie! Run home and put on Creedence!"
 Ulillillia: Charlie Sheen
 Shay: We get it Charlie...
 alex: Watch out for the fan blades Charlie!
 phonk: ahhhh so golden ticket was the name of a particular strain
 Natch: Grandpa Joe's "tobacco"
Image 232254   02-13-18   Uploaded by    flowers
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