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249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
709
 
 BavidDowie: A horse walks into a bar...cat face?
 Mr. Butt: Never look a gift horse in the cat.
 Peter Pantsless: @barfolomew Well, at least she won't get the flu
 barfolomew: OMG OMG OMG my girlfriend didn't even say she was pregnant
Image 232263   02-13-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
350
 
 Double-Munched Tacotito: rad for this @AlexDeLarge
 Bohab: Not first place apparently...
 carpwoman: She actually used her 15 minutes of fame to do some good in the world. More power to her.
 Jalamunch Totorito: Psychotic Wife
 Peter Pantsless: @AlexDeLarge There's actually a dude (not related) that looks almost exactly like her. Google "overly attached boyfriend."
 funny in the wall: @AlexDeLarge and the bunny teeth
 AlexDeLarge: They kinda look like siblings. Mayhap it's the facial expressions
 SpaceCow: These are people. They are in a picture.
 kornisjon: You've got a stain on your husband.
 VoR: I always thought she seemed nice
 Dr Awkward: That's the chick from the internet, right?
Image 232262   02-13-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
561
 
 PenguinBartender: YOU DIE NOW!
Image 232261   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
618
 
 addend: cos you didn't apply sine block properly.
 Dr Awkward: WOMP womp.
 barfolomew: I agree, that IS hideous.
 Yurishiro: Bazinga!
Image 232260   02-13-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: Not the worst: Google for "White Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant w/ Black Child" *sigh*
 Fuzzpot: Some shit is more Bull than others.
 BavidDowie: redacted: our mistake, "After a Lou shot.."
 Science: It's fake from the "World News Daily Report" a "parody" site that exists purely to serve up clickbait for your racist and dumb relatives.
 redmonkey3: Will someone (anyone) PLEASE nuke this state... please.
 Prostata: The other stories on world news daily report are even funnier, btw. with hilarious mugshots
 FabricMan: Yeah, the flu shot. That's the ticket!
 bug: That's an award-winning poker face, if I ever saw one.
 barfolomew: I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but at whose expense I'm not sure.
 Prostata: corrected headline: "Texas girl has most gullible parents in history"
 Dr Awkward: "Virgin"
 karmakat: you SHITTING ME RIGHT!
 a robot: Seems legit.
 Zukero: I'm pretty sure baby's got the flu too...
 Peter Pantsless: To be fair, it's hard to put a condom on a needle without poking a hole in it
 VeeKay: She's got better questions to answer!
 Yurishiro: Good ol' Flu never had much self control.
Image 232259   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
758
 
 Kaviri: What is love?
 Peter Pantsless: We can't stop here! This is cat country!
 SpaceCow: Larry, Curly and Moe.
 Ulillillia: Oh yes it's ladies' night
 karmakat: oooh, look at that...WAIT! SOMEONE IS LOOKING AT US!
 PenguinBartender: Ohshitkeepdrivingkeepdriving!
 Yurishiro: eyes front, sapiens.
Image 232258   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
186
 
 fanny: ugh, he spelled Happy Valentine's day wrong
 Dr Awkward: Classic King Frank.
 karmakat: NO THANKS, I don't do drugs...
 VeeKay: Nippy
 Yurishiro: Nuppy
Image 232257   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
509
 
 Prostata: G G G ...GHOST BEES!
 Teechur: @Side Boob With a username like yours, you SHOULD be ashamed!
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax Especially this guy #232233
 Side Boob: I'm ashamed at how long it took me to get this :(
 Yurishiro: @Warrax I was thinking this is bs but I guess everyone loves Boo bs too.
 Warrax: Everyone loves Boo Bees.
Image 232256   02-13-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Image 232255 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PygmyGremlin. Boo, PygmyGremlin.
Score:
401
 
 Kaviri: @phonk The strain was actually called Cheer up, Charlie.
 InfiniteZero: Nug-O-Rama, coming soon to a basement near you.
 SpaceCow: "Run home Charlie! Run home and put on Creedence!"
 Ulillillia: Charlie Sheen
 Shay: We get it Charlie...
 alex: Watch out for the fan blades Charlie!
 phonk: ahhhh so golden ticket was the name of a particular strain
 Natch: Grandpa Joe's "tobacco"
Image 232254   02-13-18   Uploaded by    flowers
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