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249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

249168  ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.

249167  Hyphae: Same

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248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000



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 addend: cos you didn't apply sine block properly.
 Dr Awkward: WOMP womp.
 barfolomew: I agree, that IS hideous.
 Yurishiro: Bazinga!
Image 232260   02-13-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
424
 
 Mr Bleak: Not the worst: Google for "White Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant w/ Black Child" *sigh*
 Fuzzpot: Some shit is more Bull than others.
 BavidDowie: redacted: our mistake, "After a Lou shot.."
 Science: It's fake from the "World News Daily Report" a "parody" site that exists purely to serve up clickbait for your racist and dumb relatives.
 redmonkey3: Will someone (anyone) PLEASE nuke this state... please.
 Prostata: The other stories on world news daily report are even funnier, btw. with hilarious mugshots
 FabricMan: Yeah, the flu shot. That's the ticket!
 bug: That's an award-winning poker face, if I ever saw one.
 barfolomew: I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but at whose expense I'm not sure.
 Prostata: corrected headline: "Texas girl has most gullible parents in history"
 Dr Awkward: "Virgin"
 karmakat: you SHITTING ME RIGHT!
 a robot: Seems legit.
 Zukero: I'm pretty sure baby's got the flu too...
 Peter Pantsless: To be fair, it's hard to put a condom on a needle without poking a hole in it
 VeeKay: She's got better questions to answer!
 Yurishiro: Good ol' Flu never had much self control.
Image 232259   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
758
 
 Kaviri: What is love?
 Peter Pantsless: We can't stop here! This is cat country!
 SpaceCow: Larry, Curly and Moe.
 Ulillillia: Oh yes it's ladies' night
 karmakat: oooh, look at that...WAIT! SOMEONE IS LOOKING AT US!
 PenguinBartender: Ohshitkeepdrivingkeepdriving!
 Yurishiro: eyes front, sapiens.
Image 232258   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
186
 
 fanny: ugh, he spelled Happy Valentine's day wrong
 Dr Awkward: Classic King Frank.
 karmakat: NO THANKS, I don't do drugs...
 VeeKay: Nippy
 Yurishiro: Nuppy
Image 232257   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
509
 
 Prostata: G G G ...GHOST BEES!
 Teechur: @Side Boob With a username like yours, you SHOULD be ashamed!
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax Especially this guy #232233
 Side Boob: I'm ashamed at how long it took me to get this :(
 Yurishiro: @Warrax I was thinking this is bs but I guess everyone loves Boo bs too.
 Warrax: Everyone loves Boo Bees.
Image 232256   02-13-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Image 232255 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by PygmyGremlin. You have brought shame on us, PygmyGremlin.
Score:
401
 
 Kaviri: @phonk The strain was actually called Cheer up, Charlie.
 InfiniteZero: Nug-O-Rama, coming soon to a basement near you.
 SpaceCow: "Run home Charlie! Run home and put on Creedence!"
 Ulillillia: Charlie Sheen
 Shay: We get it Charlie...
 alex: Watch out for the fan blades Charlie!
 phonk: ahhhh so golden ticket was the name of a particular strain
 Natch: Grandpa Joe's "tobacco"
Image 232254   02-13-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
123
 
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I recommend white phosphorous
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob needs careful arrangement for maximum comfort. A grenade should do it pretty quickly.
 Korrok: Aw yeah....
 Captain Marsupial: I'm--too sexy for my shells, too sexy or my shells
 Side Boob: There's no way that's comfortable
Image 232253   02-13-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Image 232252 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. You have brought shame on us, mark64.
Score:
562
 
 time is wastin: @Ratt Snack this made me vote rad
 Ratt Snack: Taste the Rainbow
 Peach: ...31 fish, 32 fish, red fish, blue fish...
Image 232251   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
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