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272393  WTF: @thecraftywolf Just splice it with #89867 and it'll be accepted for sure.

272377  fanny: as long as you own it you're fine

272384  fanny: man i wish i knew the inspiration for this!

272391  fanny: pretty obvious username/upload combo!

272393  fanny: @thecraftywolf :( im sad too :( maybe tweak it a bit and try again? throw mascot on there or something?

272347  Eleftheros: @Amy Housewine ok ive learned my lesson about trying to be correct on the internet

272385  a robot: QUEEN OF ALL FLOOF

272402  sparename: What does it sound like? "Denim-nim-nim-nim-nim-D-D-NIIIIIIIIM-nim-nim-nim-nim"

272385  Bob: This animal is too beautiful for me.

272379  WTF: 5 stars. Would take fishing again.

272393  thecraftywolf: unrelated but i spent a lot of time on a friendly spaceship meme and image bot rejected it for being "uninteresting" and now im sad ;-;

271952  sparename: @Mad Collager Parker's Peters - Pick Your Plastic Pricks in Packets, A Pack of Plastic Peckers Parker's Peters Packed

272089  fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

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2. Mr Bleak
3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
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7. addend
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9. Shay
10. Spazstatic



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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)



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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
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Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
Surprising uploaded 272036 (780 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (777 points)


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10. Surprising: 1715 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1574 points
13. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
14. elronhubard: 1449 points
15. dad: 1445 points
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Score:
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 Kaviri: @phonk The strain was actually called Cheer up, Charlie.
 InfiniteZero: Nug-O-Rama, coming soon to a basement near you.
 SpaceCow: "Run home Charlie! Run home and put on Creedence!"
 Ulillillia: Charlie Sheen
 Shay: We get it Charlie...
 alex: Watch out for the fan blades Charlie!
 phonk: ahhhh so golden ticket was the name of a particular strain
 Natch: Grandpa Joe's "tobacco"
Image 232254   02-13-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
123
 
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I recommend white phosphorous
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob needs careful arrangement for maximum comfort. A grenade should do it pretty quickly.
 Korrok: Aw yeah....
 Captain Marsupial: I'm--too sexy for my shells, too sexy or my shells
 Side Boob: There's no way that's comfortable
Image 232253   02-13-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Image 232252 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. You have brought shame on us, mark64.
Score:
562
 
 time is wastin: @Ratt Snack this made me vote rad
 Ratt Snack: Taste the Rainbow
 Peach: ...31 fish, 32 fish, red fish, blue fish...
Image 232251   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Image 232250 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Semaphore. Your image was bad, Semaphore.
Score:
249
 
 Ratt Snack: the Spice must flow
Image 232249   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
397
 
 Shay: You are what you eat Kevin.
 Amy Housewine: A Nightmare On Elm Street part 381: Freddie Alone.
 SpaceCow: A young Pizza-the-Hutt. Colorized.
 charlemagne: @Mexico the pizza underground. my girlfriend saw them play, said they were pretty good
 Ratt Snack: that is some serious acne problem there
 Mexico: Macaulay Culkin had a pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band.
 Knice: Homeslice.
 ITS TAPE: Botulism. Not even ONCE.
Image 232248   02-13-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
536
 
 Not A Bot: I'm sure we all remember the Silmarillion and Betrayal At Krondor am I right? Hehe yeah I'm so right.
 FabricMan: Most likely to take a series of improbable one-day jobs as his series drags on over the years
 KyleisBobDole: Most Likely To Abuse And Harangue His Fellow Muppets From A Box Seat In His Waning Years
 drhilljack: Registered sex offender.
Image 232247   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
379
 
 savvoy: The kicker is, she's into anime.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I've already invested this many hours into the series. I feel like I have to finish it. Ugh.
 karmakat: They are known...but not to THAT point.
 a robot: I think it's time for a divorce.
 Urn BooUrn: I don't care how big of a Marvel fan you are, no one asked for Inhumans.
 barfolomew: The "theory of mind" is the realization that other people are separate entities with their own feelings, desires and knowledge. Most children develop a theory of mind 3-5 years of age, but complexities of the theory continue to get worked out through adulthood.
Image 232246   02-13-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
132
 
 franktank: The opposite of that awesome Twilight Zone episode with Elliott Gould
 Otterman: True fact of truthiness - Cambodian wife is sated for a long time on typically "Asian" food, but white people food (my term) makes her hungry again in half an hour.
 Ulillillia: in bed
 Sharkface: 63 minutes - had the pork siopao instead of the vegetable one.
 tiffany: @ignatz so..60 minutes?
 hosehorse: ..at least not for about 30 minutes
 gulpeg: ..at least not for about 30 minutes
Image 232245   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Capital
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