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262565  Theimposter: They do merc work for the Crimson Permanent Assurance.

262604  wolfpk: Looks like they have improved their customer service.

262605  a robot: ;oP

262610  wolfpk: Screw you "surprise kitty!"

262620  jayjay: We had a wonderful berner who love to sit atop a mound of snow for hours.

262607  a robot: Stan Lee made a cameo in "The Princess Diaries 2:Royal Engagement," which officially makes it Marvel canon

262611  tib gubb: and the birth of a meme

262593  Not A Bot: i knew it! yoda died from having an ewok infection!

262536  Science: At that point, it's no longer a suggestion...

262589  Science: I am familiar with this tableaux

262575  White Rice: @WannaBee dang, the lack of context with the image, coupled with it seeming like it should belong to a very specific other image, made me think it was our resident not-bot. Alas, we got our ranks back, so no more game for me.

262600  raditzu: I woudda ignorre sometin' like dat an' er' co-sign homies too, imma stop typin' now pleaseeee..

262561  arcticfox12x: ooooooold

262567  arcticfox12x: @Greek Fire Your comment made me sad

262603  Science: "The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator - that creature has stolen the space modulator!"

262604  Science: HELLO! WELCOME TO "GOOD BOY 101" - I AM YOUR INSTRUCTOR, SCOUT, AND I AM A GOOD BOY!

262528  Bohab: Ah bing, the second best way to Google something

262570  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ok, vacation.

262600  WTF: And he doesn't even look like a hippo in a crate AT ALL!

262594  grizzly: Those are rookie numbers.

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Score:
397
 
 Shay: You are what you eat Kevin.
 Amy Housewine: A Nightmare On Elm Street part 381: Freddie Alone.
 SpaceCow: A young Pizza-the-Hutt. Colorized.
 charlemagne: @Mexico the pizza underground. my girlfriend saw them play, said they were pretty good
 Ratt Snack: that is some serious acne problem there
 Mexico: Macaulay Culkin had a pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band.
 Knice: Homeslice.
 ITS TAPE: Botulism. Not even ONCE.
Image 232248   02-13-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
536
 
 Not A Bot: I'm sure we all remember the Silmarillion and Betrayal At Krondor am I right? Hehe yeah I'm so right.
 FabricMan: Most likely to take a series of improbable one-day jobs as his series drags on over the years
 KyleisBobDole: Most Likely To Abuse And Harangue His Fellow Muppets From A Box Seat In His Waning Years
 drhilljack: Registered sex offender.
Image 232247   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
379
 
 savvoy: The kicker is, she's into anime.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I've already invested this many hours into the series. I feel like I have to finish it. Ugh.
 karmakat: They are known...but not to THAT point.
 a robot: I think it's time for a divorce.
 Urn BooUrn: I don't care how big of a Marvel fan you are, no one asked for Inhumans.
 barfolomew: The "theory of mind" is the realization that other people are separate entities with their own feelings, desires and knowledge. Most children develop a theory of mind 3-5 years of age, but complexities of the theory continue to get worked out through adulthood.
Image 232246   02-13-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
132
 
 franktank: The opposite of that awesome Twilight Zone episode with Elliott Gould
 Otterman: True fact of truthiness - Cambodian wife is sated for a long time on typically "Asian" food, but white people food (my term) makes her hungry again in half an hour.
 Ulillillia: in bed
 Sharkface: 63 minutes - had the pork siopao instead of the vegetable one.
 tiffany: @ignatz so..60 minutes?
 hosehorse: ..at least not for about 30 minutes
 gulpeg: ..at least not for about 30 minutes
Image 232245   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
873
 
 Ratt Snack: look at the legs on that horse!
 Captain Marsupial: Horse: "what's she up to NOW? Oh, why do I even get up in the morning?"
 PenguinBartender: *gritting chompers* "Oh, that's great Cindy. That feels awesome. Thank you."
 barfolomew: @ignatz ...damn you.
 a sedated moose: Does your girlfriend have a parasitic twin?
 dingding: Is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232244   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
305
 
 kornisjon: @Robespierre Art of the seal
 eumoria: "Art! Art! Art!" Artie the Art Seal approves.
Image 232243   02-13-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
783
 
 Jabberwikket: Sssscreen Sssssssaver
 Eleftheros: @Peter Pantsless from snek import hiss
 mexican: New office assistant to replace the paperclip?
 Peter Pantsless: Must be using python
 Teechur: Vindows Viper
 windows96: I absssssssorb the heat ssssssss
Image 232242   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
726
 
 carpwoman: Everyone's gotta learn sometime.
 Annoying Vegan : Ultraderp
 Mr. Shine: This needs the bottom 1/4" cropped off.
Image 232241   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
1030
 
 Cheesecake: @Yurishiro This can be arranged, for a small fee.
 daver: @Dr Awkward I am not fond of hunting but I do believe that to die becoming food for someone is a noble and worthy way to go.
 frankie: Wat ar dees tings?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Yeah... I mean, one of those chicks was a duck that we were going to raise for meat anyway, but it was sad regardless.
 ShamWOW: @Dr Awkward :(
 Dr Awkward: A few years back, my wife picked up some chicks (heh) from the local farm store and they came in a cardboard box that pretty much looked like a Happy Meal box. When she went to take it out of the car, the bottom of the box opened somehow and my dog couldn't help herself and she killed a few of them instinctually before she got in the worst trouble in her doggo life. I got home from work just in time to see the carnage but not in time to stop it.
Image 232240   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
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 BoiledEggs: Man alive @glenalec
 Father Goose: Who farted?
 Not A Bot: Hang in there baby
 jochenau: The Island of Hydroponic Megacauliflower.
Image 232239   02-13-18   Uploaded by    brutal
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