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233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

233002  barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab



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 savvoy: The kicker is, she's into anime.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I've already invested this many hours into the series. I feel like I have to finish it. Ugh.
 karmakat: They are known...but not to THAT point.
 a robot: I think it's time for a divorce.
 Urn BooUrn: I don't care how big of a Marvel fan you are, no one asked for Inhumans.
 barfolomew: The "theory of mind" is the realization that other people are separate entities with their own feelings, desires and knowledge. Most children develop a theory of mind 3-5 years of age, but complexities of the theory continue to get worked out through adulthood.
Image 232246   02-13-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
132
 
 Felicity: The opposite of that awesome /Twilight Zone/ episode with Elliott Gould
 Otterman: True fact of truthiness - Cambodian wife is sated for a long time on typically "Asian" food, but white people food (my term) makes her hungry again in half an hour.
 Ulillillia: in bed
 Robespierre: 63 minutes - had the pork siopao instead of the vegetable one.
 Yurishiro: @ignatz so..60 minutes?
 ignatz: ..at least not for about 30 minutes
 ignatz: ..at least not for about 30 minutes
Image 232245   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
772
 
 Ratt Snack: look at the legs on that horse!
 Captain Marsupial: Horse: "what's she up to NOW? Oh, why do I even get up in the morning?"
 PenguinBartender: *gritting chompers* "Oh, that's great Cindy. That feels awesome. Thank you."
 barfolomew: @ignatz ...damn you.
 a sedated moose: Does your girlfriend have a parasitic twin?
 ignatz: Is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232244   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
305
 
 kornisjon: @Robespierre Art of the seal
 Robespierre: "Art! Art! Art!" Artie the Art Seal approves.
Image 232243   02-13-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
759
 
 Jabberwikket: Sssscreen Sssssssaver
 Eleftheros: @Peter Pantsless from snek import hiss
 mexican: New office assistant to replace the paperclip?
 Peter Pantsless: Must be using python
 Teechur: Vindows Viper
 Yurishiro: I absssssssorb the heat ssssssss
Image 232242   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
705
 
 carpwoman: Everyone's gotta learn sometime.
 Annoying Vegan : Ultraderp
 Mr. Shine: This needs the bottom 1/4" cropped off.
Image 232241   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
917
 
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro This can be arranged, for a small fee.
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward I am not fond of hunting but I do believe that to die becoming food for someone is a noble and worthy way to go.
 Robespierre: Wat ar dees tings?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Yeah... I mean, one of those chicks was a duck that we were going to raise for meat anyway, but it was sad regardless.
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward :(
 Dr Awkward: A few years back, my wife picked up some chicks (heh) from the local farm store and they came in a cardboard box that pretty much looked like a Happy Meal box. When she went to take it out of the car, the bottom of the box opened somehow and my dog couldn't help herself and she killed a few of them instinctually before she got in the worst trouble in her doggo life. I got home from work just in time to see the carnage but not in time to stop it.
Image 232240   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
429
 
 BoiledEggs: Man alive @glenalec
 glenalec: Who farted?
 Not A Bot: Hang in there baby
 jochenau: The Island of Hydroponic Megacauliflower.
Image 232239   02-13-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
406
 
 Felicity: Also, stop before you go up
 karmakat: no shit Sherlock...
 Ratt Snack: Thanks, Obama
 Ratt Snack: Do not ask for who the side walk ends for...it ends for YOU
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently marked for blind pedestrians
 Robespierre: Gateway to the Danger Zone
 Dr Awkward: Also: beginning of sidewalk
 Science: Thanks, Shel
Image 232238   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
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 glenalec: We decided in, the end, it was easiest to launch the US into space and land them on their own planet many light-millennia away.
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder what the weather would be like.
 Ratt Snack: SEE! We are the center of the universe!
 Robespierre: Global warming's effect, from a Trumpian viewpoint (yes, I know Trumpians think it's a hoax, but when it becomes undeniable this will be their rationale for continuing to give no fucks whatsoever)
 Dr Awkward: At least the Global Crease Meridians are accurate.
 Yurishiro: Day 1984762. U.S.A. Finally destroyed 90% of the world.
 ignatz: sea-level projection? Google maps used to have a slider showing flood areas according to meters in rea level rise, flippin scary
 Mr. Shine: @Ihminen *shakes head* those freakin' baguettes.
 Ihminen: @barfolomew no idea where those chinese are and europe is probaply on the moon or something with their baguettes
 barfolomew: There might be other countries. Whatever, we got the important one.
Image 232237   02-13-18   Uploaded by    grandma
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