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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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Score:
873
 
 Ratt Snack: look at the legs on that horse!
 Captain Marsupial: Horse: "what's she up to NOW? Oh, why do I even get up in the morning?"
 PenguinBartender: *gritting chompers* "Oh, that's great Cindy. That feels awesome. Thank you."
 barfolomew: @ignatz ...damn you.
 a sedated moose: Does your girlfriend have a parasitic twin?
 dingding: Is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232244   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
305
 
 kornisjon: @Robespierre Art of the seal
 eumoria: "Art! Art! Art!" Artie the Art Seal approves.
Image 232243   02-13-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
783
 
 Jabberwikket: Sssscreen Sssssssaver
 Eleftheros: @Peter Pantsless from snek import hiss
 mexican: New office assistant to replace the paperclip?
 Peter Pantsless: Must be using python
 Teechur: Vindows Viper
 windows96: I absssssssorb the heat ssssssss
Image 232242   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
726
 
 carpwoman: Everyone's gotta learn sometime.
 Annoying Vegan : Ultraderp
 Mr. Shine: This needs the bottom 1/4" cropped off.
Image 232241   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
1030
 
 Cheesecake: @Yurishiro This can be arranged, for a small fee.
 daver: @Dr Awkward I am not fond of hunting but I do believe that to die becoming food for someone is a noble and worthy way to go.
 frankie: Wat ar dees tings?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Yeah... I mean, one of those chicks was a duck that we were going to raise for meat anyway, but it was sad regardless.
 ShamWOW: @Dr Awkward :(
 Dr Awkward: A few years back, my wife picked up some chicks (heh) from the local farm store and they came in a cardboard box that pretty much looked like a Happy Meal box. When she went to take it out of the car, the bottom of the box opened somehow and my dog couldn't help herself and she killed a few of them instinctually before she got in the worst trouble in her doggo life. I got home from work just in time to see the carnage but not in time to stop it.
Image 232240   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
429
 
 BoiledEggs: Man alive @glenalec
 Father Goose: Who farted?
 Not A Bot: Hang in there baby
 jochenau: The Island of Hydroponic Megacauliflower.
Image 232239   02-13-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
406
 
 Gonzo: Also, stop before you go up
 karmakat: no shit Sherlock...
 Ratt Snack: Thanks, Obama
 Ratt Snack: Do not ask for who the side walk ends for...it ends for YOU
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently marked for blind pedestrians
 taiko: Gateway to the Danger Zone
 Dr Awkward: Also: beginning of sidewalk
 Science: Thanks, Shel
Image 232238   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
428
 
 rubix1924: We decided in, the end, it was easiest to launch the US into space and land them on their own planet many light-millennia away.
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder what the weather would be like.
 Ratt Snack: SEE! We are the center of the universe!
 stunt nuts: Global warming's effect, from a Trumpian viewpoint (yes, I know Trumpians think it's a hoax, but when it becomes undeniable this will be their rationale for continuing to give no fucks whatsoever)
 Dr Awkward: At least the Global Crease Meridians are accurate.
 Clim Tinties: Day 1984762. U.S.A. Finally destroyed 90% of the world.
 xylophone: sea-level projection? Google maps used to have a slider showing flood areas according to meters in rea level rise, flippin scary
 Mr. Shine: @Ihminen *shakes head* those freakin' baguettes.
 Ihminen: @barfolomew no idea where those chinese are and europe is probaply on the moon or something with their baguettes
 barfolomew: There might be other countries. Whatever, we got the important one.
Image 232237   02-13-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
457
 
 whipwing: Voted most likely to wiggle his fingers and say Dont mind if I do
 jem: In Kizmiazz did my boss Ted a stately pleasure-dome decree, one involving bathing in thos beans.
 VoR: Spill the beans and let everyone have at it
Image 232236   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
529
 
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Apparently a massive hit of a song. The full length version has 155 million views
 a robot: @Dr Awkward *Krusty voice* What the hell was that?!
 Urn BooUrn: @jochenau Presumably because Americans introduced pineapples to Japan.
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently leaves out languages like Spanish
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently leaves out languages like Spanish
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently leaves out languages like Spanish
 looch: Wouldn't want it to sound to much like apples
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau This seems to confirm that idea... m.youtube.com/…
 Murm Gungus: @jochenau they just comply to avoid consequences.
 jochenau: Well at least the Japanese like us, it's "painappuru".
 qazwsx: [Yiddish](the spaceship doesn't support alien symbols)is pretty awesome but yes English is weird sometimes.
 Mr. Shine: Pinecone-ish looking fruit. Case closed.
 San DoDo: It's funny cos it's true
Image 232235   02-13-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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