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271952  sparename: @Mad Collager Parker's Peters - Pick Your Plastic Pricks in Packets, A Pack of Plastic Peckers Parker's Peters Packed

272089  fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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 kornisjon: @Robespierre Art of the seal
 eumoria: "Art! Art! Art!" Artie the Art Seal approves.
Image 232243   02-13-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
783
 
 Jabberwikket: Sssscreen Sssssssaver
 Eleftheros: @Peter Pantsless from snek import hiss
 mexican: New office assistant to replace the paperclip?
 Peter Pantsless: Must be using python
 Teechur: Vindows Viper
 windows96: I absssssssorb the heat ssssssss
Image 232242   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
726
 
 carpwoman: Everyone's gotta learn sometime.
 Annoying Vegan : Ultraderp
 Mr. Shine: This needs the bottom 1/4" cropped off.
Image 232241   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
1030
 
 Cheesecake: @Yurishiro This can be arranged, for a small fee.
 daver: @Dr Awkward I am not fond of hunting but I do believe that to die becoming food for someone is a noble and worthy way to go.
 frankie: Wat ar dees tings?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Yeah... I mean, one of those chicks was a duck that we were going to raise for meat anyway, but it was sad regardless.
 ShamWOW: @Dr Awkward :(
 Dr Awkward: A few years back, my wife picked up some chicks (heh) from the local farm store and they came in a cardboard box that pretty much looked like a Happy Meal box. When she went to take it out of the car, the bottom of the box opened somehow and my dog couldn't help herself and she killed a few of them instinctually before she got in the worst trouble in her doggo life. I got home from work just in time to see the carnage but not in time to stop it.
Image 232240   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
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 BoiledEggs: Man alive @glenalec
 Father Goose: Who farted?
 Not A Bot: Hang in there baby
 jochenau: The Island of Hydroponic Megacauliflower.
Image 232239   02-13-18   Uploaded by    brutal
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 Gonzo: Also, stop before you go up
 karmakat: no shit Sherlock...
 Ratt Snack: Thanks, Obama
 Ratt Snack: Do not ask for who the side walk ends for...it ends for YOU
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently marked for blind pedestrians
 taiko: Gateway to the Danger Zone
 Dr Awkward: Also: beginning of sidewalk
 Science: Thanks, Shel
Image 232238   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
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 rubix1924: We decided in, the end, it was easiest to launch the US into space and land them on their own planet many light-millennia away.
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder what the weather would be like.
 Ratt Snack: SEE! We are the center of the universe!
 stunt nuts: Global warming's effect, from a Trumpian viewpoint (yes, I know Trumpians think it's a hoax, but when it becomes undeniable this will be their rationale for continuing to give no fucks whatsoever)
 Dr Awkward: At least the Global Crease Meridians are accurate.
 Clim Tinties: Day 1984762. U.S.A. Finally destroyed 90% of the world.
 xylophone: sea-level projection? Google maps used to have a slider showing flood areas according to meters in rea level rise, flippin scary
 Mr. Shine: @Ihminen *shakes head* those freakin' baguettes.
 Ihminen: @barfolomew no idea where those chinese are and europe is probaply on the moon or something with their baguettes
 barfolomew: There might be other countries. Whatever, we got the important one.
Image 232237   02-13-18   Uploaded by    grandma
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 whipwing: Voted most likely to wiggle his fingers and say Dont mind if I do
 jem: In Kizmiazz did my boss Ted a stately pleasure-dome decree, one involving bathing in thos beans.
 zip file: Spill the beans and let everyone have at it
Image 232236   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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 Dr Awkward: @a robot Apparently a massive hit of a song. The full length version has 155 million views
 a robot: @Dr Awkward *Krusty voice* What the hell was that?!
 Urn BooUrn: @jochenau Presumably because Americans introduced pineapples to Japan.
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently leaves out languages like Spanish
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently leaves out languages like Spanish
 Captain Marsupial: Conveniently leaves out languages like Spanish
 looch: Wouldn't want it to sound to much like apples
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau This seems to confirm that idea... m.youtube.com/…
 Murm Gungus: @jochenau they just comply to avoid consequences.
 jochenau: Well at least the Japanese like us, it's "painappuru".
 qazwsx: [Yiddish](the spaceship doesn't support alien symbols)is pretty awesome but yes English is weird sometimes.
 Mr. Shine: Pinecone-ish looking fruit. Case closed.
 San DoDo: It's funny cos it's true
Image 232235   02-13-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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 conner: @Side Boob Slowly
 Ratt Snack: what have we become...now you can hunt slow children with ONLY a shotgun! NRA! NRA! HELP!! I want to use my AR15 with super high capacity Magazine!
 Side Boob: How do you cook them?
Image 232234   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
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