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273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
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brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (821 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Image 232225 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by augustus. You have brought shame on us, augustus.
Score:
467
 
 Staida: Don't mind if I do, thank you
 mackdaddy: Also, please take advantage of our chambermaids
 beefbeef: That's some premium service right there
 shark: The staff will also tell you not to touch yourself in the store.
Image 232224   02-13-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
571
 
 jochenau: I need that pamphlet, I've got the "aging" and "at home" parts down but I don't think I'm managing "gracefully" very well.
Image 232223   02-13-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
181
 
 dangerkeith3000: DIY memes getting out of control!
 ping: Well, there goes my idea of taking over the world by asking difficult questions.
 sorghum: Unfathomable is the new stupid.
 jochenau: ...what
 charlemagne: @ping borange
 ping: What rhymes with orange?
Image 232222   02-13-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
364
 
 pusha p: @Flarmie My ant refuses to have anything to do with your image.
 Flarmie: The font on this image came out tinier than I expected. I would say it's an image for ants, but the spiders ate the ants.
 Stoner: Is this why I can skip breakfast cause not hungry in the morning?
 jonz: As long as they keep the mosquitoes away, I'm fine with this!
Image 232221   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Flarmie
Score:
340
 
 tib gubb: due to conveyer, emergency everything
 a robot: I accidentally the whole conveyor
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
 Side Boob: Well, shit!
Image 232220   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
633
 
 jochenau: @FabricMan Kidz Bop
 FabricMan: Daft Punk 4 Kidz!
 Side Boob: The Stiglet
 flommmm: Snapped babby neck but got 13 good image points. Worth it.
 Beer 30: Top Gear is focusing on smaller cars this season.
Image 232219   02-13-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
742
 
 Ratt Snack: I'm sitting on the murder-death machine!
 Captain Marsupial: Nothing like the satisfaction of a good ball-lick
 inthrees: Overly smug - whad'ja doo?
Image 232218   02-13-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
25
 
 Peach Toddler: @well duh But I STILL have "The Greatest Hits of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in MY head, and that's a very cool thing, especially when compared to "Copacabana".
 well duh: @Robespierre @Ulillillia ok, TECHNICALLY I never said Neil Diamond did "Copa", but it WAS the first thing that popped into my head upon seeing this. Haha! Loophole!
 Ulillillia: @well duh "On the boats and on the planes, they're coming to Copacabana"
 Captain Marsupial: We DO like our synergistic management solutions!
 courtney: Got'cha covered, @Peter Pantsless - no worries.
 caitelyn: @well duh Um ... that was Barry Manilow. But now I'LL have "The Greatest Hits Of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in my head.
 Ulillillia: Autobad
 well duh: Shit. Now I'm gonna have "Copacabana" stuck in my head all day.
 tokyopig: Hey, quit interrupting.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit I accidentally radded this. Now I have to go take a shower
Image 232217   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
296
 
 redbranch: @Jabberwikket That should be a PSA with a shooting star logo
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, you're correct, but they wanted them so it read "melt" the cheese. The kitchen staff knows exactly what to do to it then (You Don't Want To Know)
 horny horn: "No no pickles", eh? Somebody's going to be surprised...
 FabricMan: I hate my job with fries too
 forkbear: NP; quote marks arent for emphasis. Rad for good font!
Image 232216   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Taters
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