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272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

272384  wolfpk: The harvest is humming along!

272330  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 Cause he's French

272334  a robot: You couldn't even find enough pinecones to complete the circle??

272230  FireBreathingMarmot: Garmin's sophisticated AI, failing to figure out that you were on the trainer.

272366  wolfpk: Ten minutes earlier: This is your elephant; his name is Spout.

272366  Jabberwikket: Did it get it ? Is it still on me ?

272390  sparename: He don't need no more bread, man

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

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 Staida: Don't mind if I do, thank you
 mackdaddy: Also, please take advantage of our chambermaids
 beefbeef: That's some premium service right there
 shark: The staff will also tell you not to touch yourself in the store.
Image 232224   02-13-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
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 jochenau: I need that pamphlet, I've got the "aging" and "at home" parts down but I don't think I'm managing "gracefully" very well.
Image 232223   02-13-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
181
 
 dangerkeith3000: DIY memes getting out of control!
 ping: Well, there goes my idea of taking over the world by asking difficult questions.
 sorghum: Unfathomable is the new stupid.
 jochenau: ...what
 charlemagne: @ping borange
 ping: What rhymes with orange?
Image 232222   02-13-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
364
 
 pusha p: @Flarmie My ant refuses to have anything to do with your image.
 Flarmie: The font on this image came out tinier than I expected. I would say it's an image for ants, but the spiders ate the ants.
 Stoner: Is this why I can skip breakfast cause not hungry in the morning?
 jonz: As long as they keep the mosquitoes away, I'm fine with this!
Image 232221   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Flarmie
Score:
340
 
 tib gubb: due to conveyer, emergency everything
 a robot: I accidentally the whole conveyor
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
 Side Boob: Well, shit!
Image 232220   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
633
 
 jochenau: @FabricMan Kidz Bop
 FabricMan: Daft Punk 4 Kidz!
 Side Boob: The Stiglet
 flommmm: Snapped babby neck but got 13 good image points. Worth it.
 Beer 30: Top Gear is focusing on smaller cars this season.
Image 232219   02-13-18   Uploaded by    1979
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 Ratt Snack: I'm sitting on the murder-death machine!
 Captain Marsupial: Nothing like the satisfaction of a good ball-lick
 inthrees: Overly smug - whad'ja doo?
Image 232218   02-13-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
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 Peach Toddler: @well duh But I STILL have "The Greatest Hits of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in MY head, and that's a very cool thing, especially when compared to "Copacabana".
 well duh: @Robespierre @Ulillillia ok, TECHNICALLY I never said Neil Diamond did "Copa", but it WAS the first thing that popped into my head upon seeing this. Haha! Loophole!
 Ulillillia: @well duh "On the boats and on the planes, they're coming to Copacabana"
 Captain Marsupial: We DO like our synergistic management solutions!
 courtney: Got'cha covered, @Peter Pantsless - no worries.
 caitelyn: @well duh Um ... that was Barry Manilow. But now I'LL have "The Greatest Hits Of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in my head.
 Ulillillia: Autobad
 well duh: Shit. Now I'm gonna have "Copacabana" stuck in my head all day.
 tokyopig: Hey, quit interrupting.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit I accidentally radded this. Now I have to go take a shower
Image 232217   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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 redbranch: @Jabberwikket That should be a PSA with a shooting star logo
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, you're correct, but they wanted them so it read "melt" the cheese. The kitchen staff knows exactly what to do to it then (You Don't Want To Know)
 horny horn: "No no pickles", eh? Somebody's going to be surprised...
 FabricMan: I hate my job with fries too
 forkbear: NP; quote marks arent for emphasis. Rad for good font!
Image 232216   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Taters
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 Tremayne: Beware Spievey Point-Something is in the fog-
Image 232215   02-13-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
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