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249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

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248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000



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 tib gubb: due to conveyer, emergency everything
 a robot: I accidentally the whole conveyor
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
 Side Boob: Well, shit!
Image 232220   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
633
 
 jochenau: @FabricMan Kidz Bop
 FabricMan: Daft Punk 4 Kidz!
 Side Boob: The Stiglet
 Yurishiro: Snapped babby neck but got 13 good image points. Worth it.
 glenalec: Top Gear is focusing on smaller cars this season.
Image 232219   02-13-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
742
 
 Ratt Snack: I'm sitting on the murder-death machine!
 Captain Marsupial: Nothing like the satisfaction of a good ball-lick
 inthrees: Overly smug - whad'ja doo?
Image 232218   02-13-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
25
 
 Peach Toddler: @well duh But I STILL have "The Greatest Hits of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in MY head, and that's a very cool thing, especially when compared to "Copacabana".
 well duh: @Robespierre @Ulillillia ok, TECHNICALLY I never said Neil Diamond did "Copa", but it WAS the first thing that popped into my head upon seeing this. Haha! Loophole!
 Ulillillia: @well duh "On the boats and on the planes, they're coming to Copacabana"
 Captain Marsupial: We DO like our synergistic management solutions!
 courtney: Got'cha covered, @Peter Pantsless - no worries.
 caitelyn: @well duh Um ... that was Barry Manilow. But now I'LL have "The Greatest Hits Of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in my head.
 Ulillillia: Autobad
 well duh: Shit. Now I'm gonna have "Copacabana" stuck in my head all day.
 tokyopig: Hey, quit interrupting.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit I accidentally radded this. Now I have to go take a shower
Image 232217   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
296
 
 Felicity: @Jabberwikket That should be a PSA with a shooting star logo
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, you're correct, but they wanted them so it read "melt" the cheese. The kitchen staff knows exactly what to do to it then (You Don't Want To Know)
 horny horn: "No no pickles", eh? Somebody's going to be surprised...
 FabricMan: I hate my job with fries too
 Felicity: NP; quote marks arent for emphasis. Rad for good font!
Image 232216   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
409
 
 Tremayne: Beware Spievey Point-Something is in the fog-
Image 232215   02-13-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
578
 
 dangerkeith3000: You're a hairy wizard.
 HighCactus: @Science More like the Grand Wazoo
 Science: @Side Boob: More like a Grand Wizard
 Side Boob: Yer a wizard, Harry
 Yurishiro: Borkfairy.
Image 232214   02-13-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
358
 
 well duh: How many boards could the Mongrels hoard if the Mongrel hordes got bored?
 Felicity: I heard this in a Malcolm McDowell voice
 addend: Our end begins with a back-talking AI.
 jochenau: Well I'm putting Siri screenshots on the internet, so no, not really.
 square44: damnit, I have wood to chuck, because *someone* wouldn't help me figure out how efficient my woodchuck was
 Theta Zero: no
Image 232213   02-13-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
277
 
 Sadbot: Hey, it's my boat, the Sadbrat
 addend: "Don't you have anything better to do?"
Image 232212   02-13-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
208
 
 grizzly: @Side Boob last will and testament
 SpaceCow: Kim Jong inspects the "greatest bowling alley in the world".
 ignatz: @Side Boob Oops
 ignatz: Always with the notebooks!
 Science: "I'm glad to see that we've almost caught up to the American Devils' shoe technology circa 1970. Keep up the good work and you'll get those extra grains of rice we discussed earlier."
 Side Boob: I love how all the goons around Dear Leader are always taking notes.
 WTF: Kim visits the new NK Goodwill.
 Yurishiro: "This one. This year the population shall wear only this model of shoes."
 addend: "Where are the Bruno Maglis I've heard so much about?"
 glenalec: "So tell me again how this fits in with the 'Dictator Life'?" / One word, Kim, "Imelda!"
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 232211   02-13-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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