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249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?



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 Ratt Snack: I'm sitting on the murder-death machine!
 Captain Marsupial: Nothing like the satisfaction of a good ball-lick
 inthrees: Overly smug - whad'ja doo?
Image 232218   02-13-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
25
 
 Peach Toddler: @well duh But I STILL have "The Greatest Hits of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in MY head, and that's a very cool thing, especially when compared to "Copacabana".
 well duh: @Robespierre @Ulillillia ok, TECHNICALLY I never said Neil Diamond did "Copa", but it WAS the first thing that popped into my head upon seeing this. Haha! Loophole!
 Ulillillia: @well duh "On the boats and on the planes, they're coming to Copacabana"
 Captain Marsupial: We DO like our synergistic management solutions!
 courtney: Got'cha covered, @Peter Pantsless - no worries.
 caitelyn: @well duh Um ... that was Barry Manilow. But now I'LL have "The Greatest Hits Of Neil Diamond" by Super Furry Animals stuck in my head.
 Ulillillia: Autobad
 well duh: Shit. Now I'm gonna have "Copacabana" stuck in my head all day.
 tokyopig: Hey, quit interrupting.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit I accidentally radded this. Now I have to go take a shower
Image 232217   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
296
 
 Felicity: @Jabberwikket That should be a PSA with a shooting star logo
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, you're correct, but they wanted them so it read "melt" the cheese. The kitchen staff knows exactly what to do to it then (You Don't Want To Know)
 horny horn: "No no pickles", eh? Somebody's going to be surprised...
 FabricMan: I hate my job with fries too
 Felicity: NP; quote marks arent for emphasis. Rad for good font!
Image 232216   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
409
 
 Tremayne: Beware Spievey Point-Something is in the fog-
Image 232215   02-13-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
578
 
 dangerkeith3000: You're a hairy wizard.
 HighCactus: @Science More like the Grand Wazoo
 Science: @Side Boob: More like a Grand Wizard
 Side Boob: Yer a wizard, Harry
 Yurishiro: Borkfairy.
Image 232214   02-13-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
358
 
 well duh: How many boards could the Mongrels hoard if the Mongrel hordes got bored?
 Felicity: I heard this in a Malcolm McDowell voice
 addend: Our end begins with a back-talking AI.
 jochenau: Well I'm putting Siri screenshots on the internet, so no, not really.
 square44: damnit, I have wood to chuck, because *someone* wouldn't help me figure out how efficient my woodchuck was
 Theta Zero: no
Image 232213   02-13-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
277
 
 Sadbot: Hey, it's my boat, the Sadbrat
 addend: "Don't you have anything better to do?"
Image 232212   02-13-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
208
 
 grizzly: @Side Boob last will and testament
 SpaceCow: Kim Jong inspects the "greatest bowling alley in the world".
 ignatz: @Side Boob Oops
 ignatz: Always with the notebooks!
 Science: "I'm glad to see that we've almost caught up to the American Devils' shoe technology circa 1970. Keep up the good work and you'll get those extra grains of rice we discussed earlier."
 Side Boob: I love how all the goons around Dear Leader are always taking notes.
 WTF: Kim visits the new NK Goodwill.
 Yurishiro: "This one. This year the population shall wear only this model of shoes."
 addend: "Where are the Bruno Maglis I've heard so much about?"
 Grandmaster Fat: "So tell me again how this fits in with the 'Dictator Life'?" / One word, Kim, "Imelda!"
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 232211   02-13-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
405
 
 trelyate: pizzanus
 Yurishiro: @ignatz ah :)
 ignatz: @Yurishiro Pizza Pie where I come from :)
 Yurishiro: @ignatz It's pizza!!
 ignatz: One pie to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Image 232210   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
575
 
 Ratt Snack: @a sedated moose watch it, kid. That piece of junk made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs
 a sedated moose: What a price of junk!
 Felicity: Crillenium Talcon
 Yurishiro: Copyright infringement at its finest.
 addend: Careful, they're Hoth off the grill.
 addend: Mmm... Chewie gooey grilled cheese.
Image 232209   02-13-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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