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272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

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 grizzly: Beauty of North Korea.
 SpaceCow: Beauty of North Korea.
 Jason Steak: Beauty of North Korea.
 minimum max: Beauty of North Korea.
 Science: Beauty of North Korea.
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Korea.
 WTF: Beauty of North Korea.
 kshoxx: Beauty of North Korea.
 addend: Beauty of North Korea.
 Grandmaster Fat: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 232211   02-13-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
405
 
 trelyate: pizzanus
 NoOneImportant: @ignatz ah :)
 Phum Munts: @Yurishiro Pizza Pie where I come from :)
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @ignatz It's pizza!!
 froggyfresh: One pie to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Image 232210   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
575
 
 Ratt Snack: @a sedated moose watch it, kid. That piece of junk made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs
 a sedated moose: What a price of junk!
 someguynameded: Crillenium Talcon
 lebron: Copyright infringement at its finest.
 addend: Careful, they're Hoth off the grill.
 addend: Mmm... Chewie gooey grilled cheese.
Image 232209   02-13-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
697
 
 Austin: Damn I forgot ketchup
 charlemagne: maybe try learning cantonese, it will soften the blow
 Side Boob: I hear voting works. It works better than bitching on the internet, at least.
 Beef Supreme: And there are so many ways that the country can collapse that you can't prepare enough for it.
 Seven Eight Nine: Don't waste my time, just say "the usual"
 bad tony: @jochenau - isn't that why you have that 'right to bare arms' things. Or is that intended exclusively for rod-polishing purposes.
 addend: Mustard, you commie.
 jochenau: "Nothing we can do" as in there are no effective solutions, or as in our political system will never permit effective solutions to be developed/funded/implemented?
 miller: So same as always, eh?
Image 232208   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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466
 
 johnnyc: Nice. Wouldn't mind seeing that irl.
 Janston: silver dollars over here!
 jochenau: @glenalec Reality's disappointing sometimes...someone's like, "hey the largest flowers in the world are in the Amazon," and you're thinking maybe like massive roses or tulips or something...and then they continue, "they're adapted to look and smell like rotting flesh so flies will pollinate them."
 confession: I know it doesn't smell great in there!
Image 232207   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
765
 
 kornisjon: Pretty sure that what we're looking at is the meaning of life.
 Ratt Snack: Get this sample to the Lab
 Warren G Hardon: They are herded by sheep, or so I understand.
 whaleshark: You fools tamper with forces you do not comprehend!
 a robot: I want to go there!
 square44: Now I need to get a dogherd ram
 Mexico: Dogton Abbey
Image 232206   02-13-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
604
 
 Fursona: Brings a new meaning to the term "deep shag"
 minimum max: Theres a Far Side cartoon like this, with a caption that says the La Brea carpets
 celtic: this is fine.
 addend: You're lucky. On the other side of the portal, they're out of fresh diapers.
 jochenau: Little Brocade here seems okay with the situation.
 qazwsx: THE FLOOR IS QUICKSAND!
 square44: when childproofing your home be sure to turn off noclip
 Peter Pantsless: A perfectly average household. Dog, cat, two cars, and 2.5 children
Image 232205   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
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 Mr Bleak: Oo's a messy eater, den? You are! Yes you are! Come to daddy ... he needs a cuddle.
 Ratt Snack: Whaaaa, who's a cute little murder-death machine? You are! Ohhh, Yes you are!
 not i spy: Suddenly ... ***SPROING***
 Amy Housewine: Broadcat is broad.
Image 232204   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
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 copunter: Illumination conformed
 mrwiffler: A bent fence is straight once a day.
 a robot: mindblown.gif
Image 232203   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
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 jochenau: *plays Stairway to Heaven while moving upward on an inclined conveyor belt*
 Diogenes: It was at that moment, sitting before an expectant symphony hall, that Mark realized he might have exaggerated a little too much on his resume.
Image 232202   02-12-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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