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234083  Robespierre: @Matricii It's the last place on Earth I could have imagined living 15 years ago - but when faced with advancing age, reduced career opportunites, and twins nearing college age, a decent offer financially in a field that was easy for me to transition into was exactly what I needed at that time, and now as well. Disadvantages, sure, but hey, sometimes ya gotta do hwut ya gotta do.

234104  Matricii: Oh crap the 80s were right.. here come the Space Invaders

234077  DrNinjaman: Leela, that's real velour. Let yourself go.

234100  sparename: It's cold in the pantry

234095  Matricii: Time though... you can flush your time down the toilet...

234096  Matricii: I'd say "Good Luck losing your virginity son..." but I'm sure this exact thing is some poor woman's fetish.

234098  Matricii: I'm honestly confused by what I see here.

234099  Matricii: When did "Modern Art" start translating into "Trashy Shock Value"

234082  DrNinjaman: She had one day left 'til retirement.

234100  Matricii: This local Ent got a little confused when trying to replant himself.

234101  Matricii: No Smoking, No Littering, No Nazis, No Service

234102  Matricii: Amityville: Inner City Edition

234103  Matricii: @jochenau They're called Beholders(c). =D

234083  Matricii: @Robespierre I have a couple of timeshares at Jockey Club so I can be on the strip, but not have to actually stay in one of the hotels.

234067  Wooden Spoon: Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

234082  ping: @hajjpodge I shouldn't laugh at comments like that, but that forced a laugh-snort out of me.

233796  redmonkey3: Please be a fetish dare - Please.

234103  jochenau: "Now go to sleep, Kevin--or once again I'll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death."

234069  Wooden Spoon: @sparename: Trash Panda?

234100  barfolomew: Hey, tree, I think I see a lady who needs those...

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

233941 FabricMan: Don't the Mongolians have some fermented milk drink?

233930 brian greene: i would

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233922 smusher: Canny new idea...

233978 KyleisBobDole: @Robespierre I mean, I totally didn't reply to myself and definitely replied to you. Nothing else to see here.

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Felicity: * a onesie

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233924 Yurishiro: 10



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10. Shay: 2079 points
11. Scoo: 1946 points
12. falling: 1929 points
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14. Dr Awkward: 1674 points
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Score:
563
 
 Robespierre: Brings a new meaning to the term "deep shag"
 Felicity: Theres a Far Side cartoon like this, with a caption that says the La Brea carpets
 Yurishiro: this is fine.
 addend: You're lucky. On the other side of the portal, they're out of fresh diapers.
 jochenau: Little Brocade here seems okay with the situation.
 glenalec: THE FLOOR IS QUICKSAND!
 square44: when childproofing your home be sure to turn off noclip
 Peter Pantsless: A perfectly average household. Dog, cat, two cars, and 2.5 children
Image 232205   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
728
 
 Mr Bleak: Oo's a messy eater, den? You are! Yes you are! Come to daddy ... he needs a cuddle.
 Ratt Snack: Whaaaa, who's a cute little murder-death machine? You are! Ohhh, Yes you are!
 Robespierre: Suddenly ... ***SPROING***
 Amy Housewine: Broadcat is broad.
Image 232204   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
524
 
 copunter: Illumination conformed
 mrwiffler: A bent fence is straight once a day.
 a robot: mindblown.gif
Image 232203   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
133
 
 jochenau: *plays Stairway to Heaven while moving upward on an inclined conveyor belt*
 Diogenes: It was at that moment, sitting before an expectant symphony hall, that Mark realized he might have exaggerated a little too much on his resume.
Image 232202   02-12-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
321
 
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That'll do the trick, assuming that they were stockphotogaphy.com spiders.
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine Good thing we swallowed eight spiders last night
 addend: "But Daddy, I wanted the Lobster Thermidor!"
 Amy Housewine: The shutterstock insects filled the restaurant, like a biblical plague. No-one could breathe without inhaling a cloud of pestilential shutterstock flies.
 a robot: Waiter: "HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!" *punches him in the goddamn face*
 Peter Pantsless: "dudewheresmymeme"? Goddammit, people
Image 232201   02-12-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
797
 
 Teechur: Thanksgiving intensifying.
 Felicity: Penitent chicken
Image 232200   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
378
 
 Yurishiro: this looks like a character from the neverending story
 Teechur: Shopped. They only wear velcro shoes.
Image 232199   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
743
 
 Yurishiro: Wanna hug this little fluffy ball of fluff.
 a robot: Puppo looks like he ate a bee
 SuedeOxford: Don't give me that look. Laying sod is tough.
Image 232198   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
599
 
 Zukero: Radical deer.
 Yurishiro: Mr. Deer close your legs I can see your balls.
 Peter Pantsless: "Sorry, this seat is taken."
 a robot: Come to green deer plaza in the next 55 minutes if you want an ass kicking
Image 232197   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
240
 
 Chest Rockwell: Needs more Rubik's Cube.
 Dr Awkward: @bug (Birthday) Party Hard!
 bug: Andrew W.K.'s birthday?
Image 232196   02-12-18   Uploaded by    confession
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