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272343  WannaBee: Timely

272400  Not A Bot: it's the water

272397  Eleftheros: #america

272393  WTF: @thecraftywolf Just splice it with #89867 and it'll be accepted for sure.

272377  fanny: as long as you own it you're fine

272384  fanny: man i wish i knew the inspiration for this!

272391  fanny: pretty obvious username/upload combo!

272393  fanny: @thecraftywolf :( im sad too :( maybe tweak it a bit and try again? throw mascot on there or something?

272347  Eleftheros: @Amy Housewine ok ive learned my lesson about trying to be correct on the internet

272385  a robot: QUEEN OF ALL FLOOF

272402  sparename: What does it sound like? "Denim-nim-nim-nim-nim-D-D-NIIIIIIIIM-nim-nim-nim-nim"

272385  Bob: This animal is too beautiful for me.

272379  WTF: 5 stars. Would take fishing again.

272393  thecraftywolf: unrelated but i spent a lot of time on a friendly spaceship meme and image bot rejected it for being "uninteresting" and now im sad ;-;

271952  sparename: @Mad Collager Parker's Peters - Pick Your Plastic Pricks in Packets, A Pack of Plastic Peckers Parker's Peters Packed

272089  fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Mad Collager
7. addend
8. Amy Housewine
9. Shay
10. Spazstatic



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
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Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1065 points)
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White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
Surprising uploaded 272036 (780 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (777 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Mexico: 5439 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 4592 points
 3. Side Boob: 4577 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 4417 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2659 points
 6. youshall: 2397 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. Surprising: 1715 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1574 points
13. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
14. elronhubard: 1449 points
15. dad: 1445 points
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Score:
777
 
 Mr Bleak: Oo's a messy eater, den? You are! Yes you are! Come to daddy ... he needs a cuddle.
 Ratt Snack: Whaaaa, who's a cute little murder-death machine? You are! Ohhh, Yes you are!
 not i spy: Suddenly ... ***SPROING***
 Amy Housewine: Broadcat is broad.
Image 232204   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
524
 
 copunter: Illumination conformed
 mrwiffler: A bent fence is straight once a day.
 a robot: mindblown.gif
Image 232203   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
133
 
 jochenau: *plays Stairway to Heaven while moving upward on an inclined conveyor belt*
 Diogenes: It was at that moment, sitting before an expectant symphony hall, that Mark realized he might have exaggerated a little too much on his resume.
Image 232202   02-12-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
345
 
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That'll do the trick, assuming that they were stockphotogaphy.com spiders.
 pirate: @Amy Housewine Good thing we swallowed eight spiders last night
 addend: "But Daddy, I wanted the Lobster Thermidor!"
 Amy Housewine: The shutterstock insects filled the restaurant, like a biblical plague. No-one could breathe without inhaling a cloud of pestilential shutterstock flies.
 a robot: Waiter: "HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!" *punches him in the goddamn face*
 Peter Pantsless: "dudewheresmymeme"? Goddammit, people
Image 232201   02-12-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
814
 
 Teechur: Thanksgiving intensifying.
 morrissey: Penitent chicken
Image 232200   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
393
 
 Dank Means: this looks like a character from the neverending story
 Teechur: Shopped. They only wear velcro shoes.
Image 232199   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
761
 
 ashton: Wanna hug this little fluffy ball of fluff.
 a robot: Puppo looks like he ate a bee
 SuedeOxford: Don't give me that look. Laying sod is tough.
Image 232198   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
599
 
 Zukero: Radical deer.
 The Turks: Mr. Deer close your legs I can see your balls.
 Peter Pantsless: "Sorry, this seat is taken."
 a robot: Come to green deer plaza in the next 55 minutes if you want an ass kicking
Image 232197   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
267
 
 Chest Rockwell: Needs more Rubik's Cube.
 Dr Awkward: @bug (Birthday) Party Hard!
 bug: Andrew W.K.'s birthday?
Image 232196   02-12-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
1171
 
 addend: "Dob'p palk po me othh my som ebeh agaim."
 Knice: Side mlem. Never saw it coming.
 Peter Pantsless: Mom. Mom. Stahp.
Image 232195   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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